My one change:
Clinton voters know who caused 9/11 - Arab terrorists forced to do it because of the misguided policies of the Bush Junta.
Obama voters know who caused 9/11 - Halliburton.
I don’t see any difference between those two groups on this issue.
David Letterman's Top Ten Eliot Spitzer Excuses
10. Oh come, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring.
9. Hookers is fun.
8. Just trying to help the economy.
7. Have you ever been to Albany?
6. Is part of my new MTV prank show "SPTIZ".
5. Haven't been myself since Roy Scheider died.
4. Tainted beef.
3. Whether it's a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it.
2. I've always wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics.
1. I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago.
An agent for the call girl? She should give Heidi Fleiss a call, or Charlie Sheen's agent...