[LRS]

“Vote for me, and I will be your momma!”

[Eurale]

If you think my purple lips are unsightly, check out the wart on my nose!

[Libloather]

Did you darken that photo?

[sageb1]

"We're going to take Hillary away from you for the Common Good!"

[Normal4me]

“Just one banana please.”

[FormerACLUmember]

"Read my full, lucious, bizarrely purple lips. I did not have sex with that gay dude."

[Migraine]

OOOH, Ah’m turnin’ BLUE;
An’ so should YOU;
Ah KNOWWWWW it’s audacious;
Because ah’m NAHHHHT Caucasious;
Ah WONNNNNN a-Wyomin’,
Where the BUFFaloes been roamin’;
You see AH’M a uniter,
An’ NOTTTTT a divider.
TURN BLUE, America.

[jdm]

[TexasMatty]

“Hope Change! Change Change Change, Hope! Hope Hope Hope Hope Change Hope Change!”

[Don Corleone]

One boob with two nuts or one nut with two boobs. Your choice.

[GoldenPup]

“...you think Dumbo’s something?...just wait til THESE ears open up” !!

[bluescape]

this is my biggest ear

[Vaquero]

Camelot, Camelot? What is this Camelot... ...ah Yes....my side business....Uncle Hussein’s Camel-Lot!! Yes Yes, I can supply you with the very best in used Camels.

[Always Right]

If I am lying may my face turn blue and my lips purple!

[Ditter]

“My children said at night I was “stinky snorey” and it is true! My lips are naturally purple too.”

[A message]

Sorry, Boo-Boo, I had to do it. A voice inside my head kept saying: Take, Take. Take, take, take, take. Take, take, take take, take.

[Mygirlsmom]

“Um...hello?...You forgot the halo here!!!”

[Chode]

he's workin on his SlickWillie finger pointing routine...

[MinuteGal]

"I'm a big-eared, one-wart, flying purple-people eater

And they sure look good to me (slurp)"

Leni

[tioga]

drink the PURPLE kool-aid!