Hastert as an an agreeable buffoon.
A true RINO who tried to get along instead of sticking it to liberals.
Glad he is gone to play shuffleboard in some rest home.
Actually, he's 'Retired' in quite nice surroundings at his expansive farm made all the better by the land deals he was able to get done while in office. I think he also has a place in D.C. where he still tries to extract a little wealth from the trough he once filled so well.
In other words, just your run of he mill, self enriched and self interested Republican/Democrat (Choose either one)