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We the People Sheeple of the United States Nanny State, in Order to form a more perfect Union Socialist Utopia, establish Justice Socially engineer a country of non smoking, physically fit, teetotalers, insure domestic Tranquility Smoking bans in bars, limits on unhealthy food and social drinking, provide for the common defense Universal Healthcare, promote the general Welfare health of the population whether they like it or not, in order to save above mentioned Universal Healthcare entitlement program from bankruptcy, and secure the Blessings of Liberty Dependency to ourselves progressive liberals and our Posterity Hitler Youth who we brainwash through public school education, do ordain decree and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. Nanny State of Liberals.

46 posted on 03/10/2008 9:17:29 PM PDT by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: Eric Blair 2084

Thanks for the ping!


48 posted on 03/10/2008 9:54:45 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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On all the smoking ban threads we like to joke around about banning perfumes or unwashed armpits. Until now I always thought it was an amusing way to illustrate the absurdity of the nanny-state mentality.

But now people are actually proposing this. And not just the crazy street people ranting in public parks and under highway off-ramps. Our elected officials are proposing this garbage.

This has got to be a nightmare. We can't even draw silly comparisons now for fear that some idiot legislator is going to take the suggestion seriously and try to pass a law.

54 posted on 03/10/2008 11:13:26 PM PDT by timm22 (Think critically)
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To: Eric Blair 2084

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57 posted on 03/11/2008 3:10:39 AM PDT by badgerlandjim (Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty.)
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Thanks for the ping! Legislators regulating personal hygeine in schools. What's next? When and where I'm allowed to wear my perfume? With the amount of places banning smoking indoors, I hope I will be able to use my perfume in my home. Or will that be bad for the children, too?
77 posted on 03/11/2008 7:15:53 PM PDT by callisto (CONGRESS.SYS corrupted...Re-boot Washington DC (Y/N)?)
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To: Eric Blair 2084

Key Ingredients in perfumes may cause cancer and lead to asthma, bronchitis and other respiratory ailments. Scientists also ponder links to neurological diseases and brain damages.

Details at Ten.

You must’ve heard about the lady in Boulder fined a thousand for dying her poodle pink (with natural beetroot dye, no less). She works in a beauty salon, prolly changing the color of her customers hair!


86 posted on 03/12/2008 1:56:15 PM PDT by swarthyguy (Osama Freedom Day: 2500 or so since September 11 2001!)
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