Posted on 03/10/2008 4:21:37 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - LOVE POTION NUMBER 9 (#23049)
The governor was as horny as could be
He wanted something that was new, you see
The Emperors VIP Club girls were fine
Spitzer heard the madame say - it's your turn Number 9
Five thousand bucks is what he had to pay
But did he get his money's worth that day
At the Emperors VIP Club girls were fine
And Spitzer heard the madame say - it's your turn Number 9
He walked in and dropped his pants, she really looked hot
She said come over here and let me see what you've got
But Eliot was soon to be embarrassed for sure
'Cause something happened right away...too premature
He zipped it up and headed out the door
He wondered what he spent 5 big ones for
Down at the Emperors VIP Club girls were fine
And Spitzer heard the madame say - it's your turn Number 9
What was he thinking, it is anyone's guess
Now Eliot has found himself engulfed in a mess
The pressure has been mounting...it is time to resign
And Joseph Bruno laughingly says "He is slime"
For Hillary a Super Delegate
With dishes flying, she has thrown a fit
At the Emperors VIP Club the girls were fine
And Spitzer heard the madame say - it's your turn Number 9
It's your turn bwahahaha Number 9
It's your turn bwahahaha Number 9
It's your turn bwahahaha Number 9
It's your turn bwahahaha Number 9
"We gave favors for Superdelegate votes. Honk, if you think it worked."
Luvin’ it!
A good day for conservatives, and Wall Street...
That good one Doug props to you LOLOLOLOL!
Bawhahahhahha...The ENCORE channel is showing the movie LOVE POTION NO.9!!! I kid you not! What a day, what a day!! The GYPSY’S potion made him do it!! Bawahahhaha!
For the YouTube, I’ll use Kristen and $4 grand.
This is what came to my mind:
Number 9, Number 9, Number 9...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_wCJ9WmX9Zw
March 10, 2008 "Client 9" Could Be "Difficult," Paid $4,300 for Prostitute
The complaint filings the U.S. Attorney's Office made in the Emperors Club VIP prostitution ring show details about Client 9, which allegedly is Governor Eliot Spitzer. Here are some of the highlights:
Client 9 paid $4,300 for the services of "Kristen," described as "An American, petite, very pretty brunette, 5-feet-5 inches and 105 pounds.”
Client 9 was "paying for everything -- train tickets, cab fare from the hotel and back, mini bar or room service, travel time and hotel."
Emperors Club management was unhappy that Client 9's payment hadn't arrived by mail as promised and "asked [him] to give Kristen an extra $1,500 or $2,000 to avoid future payment problems." (Client 9, apparently a regular customer, had some money left over in his account.)
The February 13 tryst occurred at the Renaissance Mayflower Hotel, Room 871. The door to the room was left ajar.
After their just-under-two-hour meeting, Kristen reported back to the booker and said she thought things went well.
The booker said Client 9 could be "difficult" suggesting he "would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe - you know - I mean that ... very basic things." To which Kristen replied, "I have a way of dealing with that ... I'd be like listen dude, you really want the sex?"
Spitzer was known from the Emperors Club as "George Fox," who happens to be a friend and donor to Spitzer. When the NY Times contacted Fox and asked if he accompanied Spitzer to DC, Fox said, "Why would you think that? I did not.” But then when told Spitzer used Fox's name (with his own, real Fifth Avenue address), Fox said, "That is the first I have heard of it. Until I speak to the governor further, I have no comment."
You can read the affidavit here; exchanges taped on February 13 and 14 are on page 13. And WNBC reports there are text messages from the Governor's cell phone to the Emperors Club.
WCBS 2's Marcia Kramer hears that Spitzer will resign tonight and that Lieutenant Governor David Paterson could be sworn in "as early as 7 p.m." But commenter moocowtoo points out that CNN reports no press conference will be held tonight. So it's anyone's guess!
Great minds think alike. I FReepMailed Charles to do a parody song based on this tune earlier today.
On what planet is 5'5" petite?
They must mean skinny because a 5'5" woman who is 105 pounds is really thin.
:’D
Whoops. Error in line 1 that I forgot to fix. I’ll fix it for the YouTube.
The governor’s as horny as could be
With a few corrections, the YouTube will be up tomorrow.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1983703/posts?page=32#32
Reminds me of Love Potion#9. "Client #9" would make a great parody song!
18 Arrested in Lucrative Prostitution Ring Out of Staten Island (Guess who busted them)
NY Times ^ | April 8, 2004 | WILLIAM K. RASHBAUM
Posted on 03/11/2008 10:28:12 AM PDT by McGruff
‘’This was a sophisticated and lucrative operation with a multitiered management structure,’’ the state attorney general, Eliot Spitzer, who oversees the task force, said in a statement. ‘’It was, however, nothing more than a prostitution ring, and now its owners and operators will be held accountable.’’ Investigators with the task force came across the ring while looking into the activities of a Gambino crime family gambling operation, the law enforcement official said. They had wiretapped a Gambino-linked social club on Fingerboard Road in Staten Island as part of that inquiry and saw the prostitution ring’s leader, Frank Farella, 44, of Staten Island, visiting at the club, the official said.
(Excerpt) Read more at query.nytimes.com ...
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