My buddy and I were going to get a monkey and do the organ grinder thing for local outdoor events and festivals. We figured we could make some bucks.
When we saw how expensive the organ was we had second thoughts.
Then we researched how to train the monkey we couldn’t deal with the brutality involved in getting the monkey to comply.
You have to break the mokeys will by constraining him for a few days by binding him up. When he’s broken down he’ll be easier to train.
Think of that next time someone tells you that prostitution is a victimless crime.
Oh. We’re talking about donkeys, not monkeys.