Part of Ed Morrissey's bio from his former web site, Captain's Quarters:
Captain Ed is a father and grandfather living in the Twin Cities area of Minnesota, a native Californian who moved to the North Star State because of the weather. He lives with his wife Marcia, also known as the First Mate, their two dogs, and frequently watch their granddaughter Kayla, whom Captain Ed calls The Little Admiral....
There are a lot of "married with children fathers and grandfathers who "have been trapped in the wrong body""...don't you know.