[Hacklehead]

“Ok, please explain this to this poor girl who does not understand the ins and outs of the stock market.”

Basically it’s like this.
The ecomony is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions, real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

[Obadiah]

And then the bad stuff starts to happen, right?

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Are you trying to frighten the poor Girl....?

[Southerngl]

Ok, got it. So you are saying I should stock up on wipes and cheezits?

[AmericanInTokyo]

“Paging Mr. Little. Mr. Little, call in the vestibule. Mr. Chicken Little.” cluck cluck! LOL

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!***

Is it too late to invest in Dutch Tulips?

[farlander]

In other words... time to invest.

[devere]

“The ecomony is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions, real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!”

Unfortunately there’s a 50-50 chance you’ve got it right.