Please Help New York Find A Democrat Governor Who Doesn't Cheat On His Spouse!

Constitution Club ^ | March 17, 2008 | The Hairy Beast

[Mongeaux]

The new York Democratic party is now searching frantically for a monogamous member to take the office. Early insiders include:

Emo Phillips Big Bird Billy Joel Camille Paglia Tucker Carlson Feivel Mouse

Any suggestions would be gratefully accepted. Please email Idontscrewaround@NYDNC.net

[Mongeaux]

This is a tough one.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Pee Wee Herman for Governor!

[wastedyears]

I hope a Democrat in the vein of Teddy Roosevelt or Zell Miller. If not, they can bugger off.

[Man50D]

Isn’t that a contradiction?

[rabscuttle385]

Please Help New York Find A Democrat Governor Who Doesn't Cheat On His Spouse!

The more pressing question is whether such a person, much less a Democrat, actually exists.

[Mongeaux]

Said it was hard. Pee Wee is a good choice.

[BushCountry]

This is so sad, it is funny.

[BerniesFriend]

Say..isn’t the husband of the junior senator available???

[Mongeaux]

Bill Clinton?? Be serious!

[RKV]

Pee Wee won’t cheat on his wife, but he may cheat on his spouse.

[SandRat]

Please Help New York Find A Democrat Governor Who Doesn’t Cheat On His Spouse!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... thos are tough conditions to find.

[edcoil]

So he did not say beforehand because? Does this boost his retirement? In SanFran and NJ their gay and cheat and in NY they just cheat.

If you cannot trust a man to honor his wife. You cannot trust him in anything.

[skimask]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff0Uvul3fDo&eurl=http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/

[bmwcyle]

NY has no honest people in office that I can see.

[nhoward14]

New York can have my governor, Rick Perry. He’s like Mitt Romney without the super underwear.

[Philo-Junius]

On the other hand, it’s good to know that Giuliani’s credentials for statewide office have been validated.

[edcoil]

what is the over under on his resignation date?

[Mongeaux]

OW! Must be a New York thing...

[Man50D]

Said it was hard. Pee Wee is a good choice.

Play it safe. Go with the Pope.

[Grunthor]

Bill Clint.....oh one that does NOT cheat on their spouse!

never mind

[ErnBatavia]

Richard Simmons.....never had a spouse, and never will...............and has appeared on Fox and Friends, therefore has been in New York.

Qualified. Doesn't boff, and has as much time in NYC as Hillary Rodman Clinton.

[Mongeaux]

Gunthor - please try to keep up

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Heidi Fleiss.

[Mongeaux]

Good One - Richard Simmons added

[Grunthor]

Sorry, slow in the head....HAPPY St. PATTYS!

[Mongeaux]

Erin Go Braghless

[CodeToad]

Politicans are pricks by nature.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Senator Lindsey Graham

[Mongeaux]

ok but you gotta say why that’s funny...

[Chode]

Teddy was a Republican...

[JoanneSD]

I was thinking the same thing... that lets the impeached ex president William Clinton, off the list of eligibles..

[Otho]

When Newt Gingrich resigned, Rep. Bob Livingstone (R, LA) was all set to replace him as Speaker. But the Rats revealed that Bob had had an affair so he resigned his House seat. If Patterson resigned I believe that Acting Lt. Governor Bruno, a Republican, would become Governor.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

“ok but you gotta say why that’s funny...”

I can’t. What comes to mind are overall sexual perverts.

[wastedyears]

Well I guess that makes me a very ill-informed moron.

[South40]

How about the Rotund Reverend Al Sharpton.

Oh, wait....

[SlapHappyPappy]

Sure they do. They’re called single guys.

Yes, I know not everyone really cheats, but way too many people do, both Republican and Democrat.

[jws3sticks]

As has been written many times before, you could not write a better script. What a howl.

It's a Hillary's fault. LOL, for sure.

[Mongeaux]

This is politics Hanukkah

A new gift every day! I am so glad to be alive!!!

[jws3sticks]

Funny posting....

[Mongeaux]

You oughta see the Blog. Laugh riot every day.

[Marcella]

Take Hillary Clinton after she doesn’t become president. I doubt she has a “relationship” with Bill, however there is that lady assistant she has..no, I’m sure there is nothing to that...is there?

[The Mayor]

I would but I'm not a Democrat.

NOTOLLS!

[Mongeaux]

She's got that hot personal assistant.

Ok no more jokes for me - bed time. carry on guys'ngals, great stuff - I will steal it all!

[unspun]

Mrs. Buttafucco (sp?) ?

[Chode]

not at all... 8^)

[scrabblehack]

I figured you might have meant “Teddy Roosevelt Democrat” as in “Reagan Democrat” or in TN, “Bredesen Republican.”

[PzLdr]

Hillary Clinton. Cheating on your wife is mandatory for male Dims applicants.

[davisfh]

Excellent, skimask. Just too damned good. Don’t know what all of that lingo is about, but then maybe I’ve led a sheltered life.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

NY is welcome to Washington state gov. Christine Gregorie.

All she does is pander to unions, find new channels of pork, and spend taxes on social programs. Perfect for NY. I’ll even help her pack.

[skimask]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Don't feel like the lone ranger, I had to use the site above for translation. Caution...some of it is pretty racy.