Posted on 03/19/2008 7:52:59 PM PDT by tlb
Dear Eliot,
It’s not fair. We’ve been watching you; and we’ve seen how you’ve been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We’ve stood by as your call-girl was offered $1 million by Hustler to show the world what she’s already been showing the world for a whole lot less.
We think you’ve had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we’ve been thinking.
Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.
How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now?
Seriously—get in touch with us. We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.
This was in jest, right?
Just make sure you put a bag over Eliot’s head to slightly reduce the viewers aversions.
Free Republic links to porn How nice this ain’t your Fathers Forum anymore
LMAO!
There. I beat anybody who posts a picture of SpitsHer here.
I don’t want to see that. I haven’t had dinner yet!!! Ugh!
Hef’s daughter is either making a poor attempt at humor, or she really wants to run the magazine in to the ground. I’d imagine a Spitzer Spread would somehow manage to produce negative circulation.
You won't admit that you're the least bit curious...whether the photos would induce vomiting in livestock?
We link to porn all the time. You do see the articles from the Washington Compost and the New York Slimes, don’t you ?
Stop that! My cattle are barfing!
Hmmm, he might go to jail, lots of gay guys read Playgirl...hmmmm, might not be a good idea after all, Spitzy.
Is Playgirl really a women’s magazine?
I’ve heard differently, if you know what I mean.
You won't believe "its" size!
Conservatives and Republicans had little or nothing to do with it. It was all those Democrats and rich movers and shakers he stepped on during his climb to power. Does anyone imagine that the Republicans could have brought him down without their help?
Please, enough already with Eliot's Mess!!
Eliot Spitzer has body odor.
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