Posted on 03/20/2008 10:03:19 AM PDT by Slapshot68
If you ask a guy if he’s mad and he IS he’ll still say no. But we know.....
susie
And yet, when I tell women I date that they have guy friends who are trying to be something more, they insist I must be wrong.
Tell the average guy “Screw off!” and he hears “Screw me!”
Man: I have lots of money and power.
Woman: I am attracted to you.
I saw a young guy at work talking to the receptionist. Very pretty girl. The girl said “I really want to play horseshoes. I need a big yard to do it. Does your apartment have a grassy area where we can play horseshoes?” He said “I don’t have horseshoes.” I thought — “buy some, that’s a cheap date, you sap.” She said “I have horseshoes.” He said, “I don’t know if there is enough room in the yard.” I thought “go to a park you sap.” Then I had work to do and left. I saw them together recently so I think she managed to break through his foggy inability to say yes to the real question being asked . . .
I’ve never had any trouble reading women’s signals. Not since they started carrying cans of Mace, anyhows...
That means she got a fair amount of money to pose that way and that’s all. LOL
She’s certainly sexually interesting . . .
She is heart attack material.
Probably true to an extent, however I think what women really want is to be taken care of (no matter what society tells them they’re supposed to want). It would be interesting to see an honest list of what men/women want in order of importance.
susie
Here's a clue: Lotto Benjamins, you're in business. Still working on it? Gotta be buff and sassy.
Neither of the above? Fugghedaboutit.
You got that right, they think we are psychic and can read their minds.
Saved time and I never had to wonder if I missed any "signals".
Being in sales, I was inured to the word no, but don't use this approach if you are a liberal with questionable self esteem.
“Guys are clueless”
My favorite line from “Coach” after Coach’s wife (Christine) says he should know something or other:
“Christine, I never know.”
Guilty as charged. Logic does not apply here.
Potential...
Somewhere around '72 or 3 that didn't fly anymore.
And all the lines and comeon's .. both male and female pretty much initialize with the desire to .... um .... 'find out'.
Hey daddy, I’ve got a problem
Last night I took my girlfriend for a ride
And the way she touched my hand dad
I got this funny feeling deep inside
So I leaned over and I kissed her
I put my arms around her and then
Well she reached out and she slapped me
She said, “You’re just like all the other men”
Son you’re talking to the wrong man
If you wanna know what girls are all about
You’re talking to the wrong man
Still ain’t got your mama figured out
By the way son, I’ve got a problem
I wonder could you talk with me a while
You see lately your mama she ignores me
Hardly ever gives me a little smile
So I was thinkin’ maybe you could show me
The way you younger fellas comb your hair
Think I need to change my style son
Could you show me something really cool to wear?
Dad you’re talking to the wrong man
If you wanna know what girls are all about
You’re talking to the wrong man
Still ain’t got my girlfriend figured out
So I guess we’ll just go fishin’
Or maybe head out to that old gold course today
When our buddies ask us about women
I think I know exactly what we’ll say
Boys you’re talking to the wrong man
If you wanna know what girls are all about
You’re talking to the wrong man
Still ain’t got them women figured out
Still ain’t got them women figured out
You and me both. My wife tells her friends she had to knock me down and lick my face to get through to me.
That’s a no ... it’s a “You got enough money for me ?”
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