Clueless Guys Can't Read Women

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[JEC]

No matter how great looking she is, someone, somewhere out there, is pi$$ed off at her.

[susannah59]

Yes. I could have told them this any time these last 30 years.

[Revolting cat!]

Maybe the guy should just ask...do you like me?...

Wrong question! The question should be: "Like me do you?"

[NavyCanDo]

You need nothing more than to see this short video, to slap yourself on the forehead V-8 style and say “Now I get It”.

Womens Brains vs. Mens Brains

http://marriageresourcecenter.org/videogallery/4/med/VideoWidget8.htm

[Allegra]

Your post #60 - GREAT!

My best to you both. Sounds like you're both blessed. :-)

[Enchante]

Maybe he really just doesn’t like horseshoes.....or the receptionist.

[Clemenza]

Maybe if you women would TELL US WHAT YOU WANT AND WHAT YOU NEED instead of taking it for granted that we understand your DISGUSTING "nonverbal language" maybe we can all get along a little better!

Najida, does this qualify for your ping list?

[Lazamataz]

Why yes, of course I like you... ...as a friend. ;)

Cool.

Because friends f*** too.

:)

[swain_forkbeard]

I think the author was coming on to me.

[thinking]

No! it means, I am in love with myself...and as result, no smelly man need apply...

[Lazamataz]

Wrong question! The question should be: "Like me do you?"

Yeah.

If yer this guy.

[Revolting cat!]

OK, use experts. There is this waitress. A little too much makeup, but she's cute and friendly. We had a fairly long conversation once a month or so ago, when she approached me and my buddy sitting at the bar. These past two Sundays, I walk in, heading for the bar, and run into her each time before I get there. She sees me, says, "Hi", or something, I say, "Hi, S. (her name), it's good to see you!" she stops, turns and says "It's good to see you too!" in a very sincere, emphatic way, (I think), a rather unusual response. Then I go to the bar, she goes to her tables, and because she's fairly busy, we don't interact again.

Your expertly interpretation of her "signals", if any, please.

[tx_eggman]

To quote Billy Joe Shaver from Black Rose

When the Devil made that woman
Lord, he threw the pattern away.
She was built for speed, with all the tools you need
to make a new fool everyday.

[JSDude1]

That’s what I don’t get, I used to live in a part of the nation (btw I am a 20 something male) and you would think ‘bigger women’-btw not making fun of them (cause God created people in all shapes and sizes), but you would think they would be very pleasant in their personalities to make up for their looks-NO

Many were drilled in feminism from the local college, I had and DO NOT WANT anything to do with them. Me as a man, while I would like an attractive virtuous young woman, would consider a ‘bigger woman’ that has a very pleasant personality!! I believe there are really many my age that think so..just saying (advice to you ladies) hopefully most conservative woman don’t have this ‘feminist attitude’. Just as a side (most were single mothers that already had 1 child too-this was community state college branch before I transfered to a Chistian College :).

[Proud_USA_Republican]

Women are equally clueless at communicating their intentions to men. It goes both ways. Can't count how many times I've seen women who were interested in men do nothing because they sit back and expect the man to make not only the first move, but the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th. Even going into their 30's and 40's.

They deserve a house full of cats.

[kidd]

LOL!

You nailed it!

[kidd]

Or sometimes we women just MAKE them mad by asking repeatedly "Are you mad? Are you sure you aren't mad?"

On purpose or inadvertantly?

[AFreeBird]

A prime example of why women should never pose the question to a man: "What are you thinking"?

Chances are, if we actually told the truth; they wouldn't like it. Which is why we usually say "nothing". Which could also be the truth for that particular instant..

[IndyTiger]

I’d say there’s some interest there. I’d ask her out if I were you.

[KarlInOhio]

My cousin owned one of the biggest and fastest-growing businesses, a furniture store. I convinced him that he needed to take a trip to Italy to check out the merchandise himself and because he was still single, he could check out all the hot Italian women and maybe get lucky.

As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance with a beautiful young lady. She only spoke Italian and he only spoke English--neither understood a word the other spoke. So he took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a picture of a taxi. She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a ride in the park. Later, he drew a picture of a table in a restaurant with a question mark and she nodded. So they went to dinner. After dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted. They went to several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious evening.

It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. He was dumbfounded. To this day says that he's never been able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business.