Man Declared Dead Feels 'Pretty Good'

AP ^ | 03/24/2008

[Doctor Don]

The lesson from this story is to stay out of Tejas if you are really sick!

[tbw2]

At this rate, we should all sign up for membership in “Not Dead Yet”.

[Windcatcher]

“I’m feeling better.”

“Look, you’re not fooling anyone.”

[VeniVidiVici]

That is nonsense, bunk and hokum.

Regardless, if not for a curious family member this guy wouldn't be around.

[OB1kNOb]

“He came about as close as one can get to being parted out before dying as one can get.”

I came almost that close after a broken neck. They had someone lined up in the next room for my heart.

Whoa! I'm really glad to see you decided to keep it! That has to be a bad experience you don't shake for a long time.

[garyhope]

“He’s not dead Jim.”

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

His father, Doug, said he saw the results of the brain scan.

"There was no activity at all, no blood flow at all."

Nonsense. We all know that a brain scan that says you are dead means you are dead. He should just lie down and submit to dehydration..., er, organ removal.

[Larry Lucido]

“How can we mourn you if you won’t stay dead?”

[Responsibility2nd]

martin_fierro: Typical Dead Person.