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Bender to have sergery! (Shameless Vanity!)
3-27-08 | Bender2

Posted on 03/27/2008 1:37:09 PM PDT by Bender2

Gadzooks! I feel... like crap!

And I have... this really yucky discharge!

I fear it is more... than a hangover!

Guess I better... see the Doc!


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Friday, March 28, tomorrow morning... at 7:00 AM

Give it to me straight, Doc... It is nothing but skanky beer, right? Right? Right!!!

No, Bender... it is your gallbot.

And it has... to come out.

Okay, if it has to come out... I'll be brave! Do it, Doc!

Ya'll leave... this could get nasty. I could slip and cut my pinkie!

Hold still, Bender... this could hurt.

Especially... with my astigmatism and bad aim.

To be continued... Well, I sure do hope so!

1 posted on 03/27/2008 1:37:09 PM PDT by Bender2
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To: Allegra; big'ol_freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; honolulugal; Dysart; ..
Shout at ya'll... when I get back.
2 posted on 03/27/2008 1:37:56 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

Good luck!


3 posted on 03/27/2008 1:40:33 PM PDT by humblegunner ()
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To: Bender2
....Is there, any truth to.....too much "IRON CITY BEER" ? :D
give a shout, when your out. :^)
4 posted on 03/27/2008 1:41:21 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (just b/c your paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you...our hopes were dashed by CINOs :)
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To: Bender2

I’ll say a prayer for you.


5 posted on 03/27/2008 1:41:59 PM PDT by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Bender2

Don’t pull an LBJ and show everyone your scar. Good luck.


6 posted on 03/27/2008 1:42:17 PM PDT by MediaMole
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To: Bender2

Oh, no!

Don’t let them cut off your, um, whatever you call it.


7 posted on 03/27/2008 1:43:35 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Still looking for UART at FX1050)
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To: Bender2

Best of luck and a little prayer your direction! Dried, they make great Christmas ornaments. Or so I’m told...


8 posted on 03/27/2008 1:45:11 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Bender2
Prayers that all goes smoothly and recovery is swift.

We'll miss you...check in when you can!

9 posted on 03/27/2008 1:49:48 PM PDT by Allegra (Tehran delenda est)
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To: humblegunner

Number your parts, and check them before you come home.


10 posted on 03/27/2008 1:50:27 PM PDT by TonyInOhio (Dedicated to the preservation of American Exceptionalism.)
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To: Bender2

Get well soon (in advance)


11 posted on 03/27/2008 1:52:58 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat lead.)
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To: Bender2

Oh, man. Have ‘em slip you a new liver while they are in there. I good reprogramming wouldn’t hurt either.

But seriesly, best wishes and looking forward to your hasty return and constant pings.


12 posted on 03/27/2008 1:53:01 PM PDT by Dysart
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To: Bender2

Don’t let the doctor leave any wrenches inside.


13 posted on 03/27/2008 1:53:34 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Bender2; Lil'freeper

While you are laid up I will pick up the slack drinking the skanky beer. Have no fear, big’ol is here!!

I’ll even pray for you while throwing them down.

Take care of yourself.


14 posted on 03/27/2008 1:54:15 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Preach the Gospel always, and when necessary use words". ~ St. Francis of Assisi)
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To: Bender2

Looks and sounds gut-wrenching. Best o’ luck to you, my mechanical FRiend...


15 posted on 03/27/2008 1:54:40 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (IX-XI -- numquam didici)
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To: Bender2

Best of luck to you!


16 posted on 03/27/2008 1:55:48 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Bender2

Don’t let em take you antenna.


17 posted on 03/27/2008 1:56:27 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Voting CONSERVATIVE in memory of 5 children killed by illegals 2/17/08 and 2/19/ 08)
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To: Bender2
Don't tell the sergun to “Kiss My Shiny Metal A$$” b4 you go under.
18 posted on 03/27/2008 1:56:29 PM PDT by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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To: Bender2

Feel better, Bender! Quick! (And uh...that’s an order.)

Jenny


19 posted on 03/27/2008 1:57:09 PM PDT by VermiciousKnid
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To: Bender2

We’ll be waiting for a full report when you return!!

Prayers on a quick recovery!!


20 posted on 03/27/2008 1:57:35 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Bender2

I hope you remembered to get comprehensive insurance.


21 posted on 03/27/2008 1:57:49 PM PDT by Redcloak (Yeah... Sure... McCain. Why not.)
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To: Bender2

“this really yucky discharge!”

Not from yer shiny metal ass??????


22 posted on 03/27/2008 1:58:07 PM PDT by Grunthor (I promise in November to be just as loyal to the GOP as Juan McAmnesty has been)
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To: Bender2
Good luck. I'm glad you decided not to try to do it yourself.


23 posted on 03/27/2008 1:58:41 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Rattenschadenfreude: joy at a Democrat's pain, especially Hillary's pain caused by Obama.)
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To: Bender2

Will have you in prayer, Godspeed.


24 posted on 03/27/2008 1:59:08 PM PDT by Grunthor (I promise in November to be just as loyal to the GOP as Juan McAmnesty has been)
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To: Bender2

If nothing else, now I hear they can cut out all your insides, fix up whatever’s wrong in there, then put them all back!

Piece of cake.

Had my gall bladder removed. Never missed it and it’s been forty years now.


25 posted on 03/27/2008 1:59:11 PM PDT by Fishtalk
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To: Bender2

I hope all goes well!


26 posted on 03/27/2008 2:00:13 PM PDT by tiredoflaundry (High Maintenance Estrogen Bot........... look out :0))
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To: Bender2

A prayer for you.


27 posted on 03/27/2008 2:00:26 PM PDT by meanie monster
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To: Bender2

Those sergers make great stitches. But how you gonna fit under the needle?


28 posted on 03/27/2008 2:03:44 PM PDT by IM2MAD
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To: Bender2

Be sure you understand the procedure.

29 posted on 03/27/2008 2:03:46 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
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To: MediaMole; Bender2
Don’t pull an LBJ and show everyone your scar. Good luck.

Or if you do, be sure to yank the ears on your beagles until they yelp, lol

Good Luck Bender!
30 posted on 03/27/2008 2:04:03 PM PDT by mkjessup (This year's presidential choices: "Speak No Evil, See No Evil, and Evil")
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To: Bender2

Good luck to you on the surgery, Mr. B.


31 posted on 03/27/2008 2:04:59 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (feh)
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To: Bender2

Hmmm. Yer gallbot has to come out?

I guess this means yer gonna be beside yerself


32 posted on 03/27/2008 2:05:35 PM PDT by Diver Dave
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To: Bender2

Good luck, big guy! I’ll keep the beer cold and the motor oil warm until you’re back on your feet.

BTW, absolutely LOVED your four-part episode last Sunday night. Woo-freakin-hoo! It’s back!


33 posted on 03/27/2008 2:05:56 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: Bender2

Best of luck! Get well soon!


34 posted on 03/27/2008 2:07:47 PM PDT by Lil'freeper (Don't taze me, bro!)
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To: Bender2

Good luck! I’ve been wanting to have my gallbot removed for some time now, so I’m envious! Prayers for a speedy recovery!


35 posted on 03/27/2008 2:08:27 PM PDT by Melinda
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To: MediaMole

36 posted on 03/27/2008 2:10:46 PM PDT by abb (Organized Journalism: Marxist-style collectivism applied to information sharing)
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To: Bender2

Let’s hope it doesn’t become a repeat of this story http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1988246/posts


37 posted on 03/27/2008 2:10:52 PM PDT by techcor
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To: Bender2

Fare thee well friend. You will be in our prayers.

Beer will be drunk in your honor tonight!


38 posted on 03/27/2008 2:11:29 PM PDT by Diplomat
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To: Bender2
Hey Bender had my gallbot out last year about this time.

I held out a little too long, and wound up going from the emergency room to the operating room.

All well now, just have to take an easy on the greasy/fried/fatty food because your body can't store the bile anymore.

I would not be surprised if they throw you out of the hospital by the end of the second day, if not before.

39 posted on 03/27/2008 2:12:46 PM PDT by mware (mware...killer of threads.)
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To: Bender2

Get well soon and a speedy return! Need people here with a good sense of humor.


40 posted on 03/27/2008 2:14:22 PM PDT by The Ghost of Rudy McRomney ("Rush has unsealed the mummy's tomb-he has unleashed the undead."-Hugh Hewitt)
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To: MediaMole; Bender2
Don’t pull an LBJ and show everyone your scar. Good luck.

Like this?

Good luck Bender.

41 posted on 03/27/2008 2:19:20 PM PDT by Ditto (Global Warming: The 21st Century's Snake Oil)
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To: Bender2

Drinks in your honor, Godspeed, best wishes, hot nurses, etc.


42 posted on 03/27/2008 2:22:04 PM PDT by happinesswithoutpeace (You are receiving this broadcast as a dream)
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To: Bender2

Make sure they don’t do to you what they did to that woman in Germany.!!!

Actually, I had a little surgery last week and it was so easy....makes you wonder why we worry so much.


43 posted on 03/27/2008 2:27:03 PM PDT by Aria (NO RAPIST ENABLER FOR PRESIDENT!!!)
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To: Bender2

A quick and painless recovery, FRiend.


44 posted on 03/27/2008 2:38:45 PM PDT by radiohead (I stood up for Fred at the Iowa Caucus. Where were the rest of you so-called conservatives?)
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To: Bender2

You’ll be back to “Killing all the humans” in no time.


45 posted on 03/27/2008 2:39:20 PM PDT by Fry
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To: Bender2

Bender, you always make me laugh! I’d be honored to pray for you. I had mine out this time last year. I was on my way home by lunchtime. I actually found it a bit more difficult to recover from than my 3rd c-section. That’s only because I was nauseated for a few weeks afterward while my body adjusted. Give your body time to get used to processing things differently. DO NOT go out and start eating fatty foods immediately. You’ll be headed to the potty pretty quickly if you do. Think of it as a really great incentive to eat right.


46 posted on 03/27/2008 2:53:17 PM PDT by Aggie Mama
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To: Bender2

Wishing you a speedy recovery Bender! Saying a prayer for you too!


47 posted on 03/27/2008 2:54:10 PM PDT by girlscout
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To: Bender2

Prayers for quick, successful, recovery and healing. God bless.


48 posted on 03/27/2008 2:59:15 PM PDT by LucyJo
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To: Bender2

You can thank God we don’t have hillery care-—YET!!!!!!
Good luck.


49 posted on 03/27/2008 3:14:17 PM PDT by taillightchaser (!)
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To: Bender2

Make sure they throw in a metal ass shining!


50 posted on 03/27/2008 3:30:35 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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