Posted on 03/28/2008 6:56:35 AM PDT by consistentpatriot
(video link)
LOL . . .Thanks for the early morning laugh! Started my day off right.
decent parody
Suggestions should be made to make it even more humiliating to Hillary!
LOL
Watch her try and claim this is real.
(After all, he told Juanita Broderick that he was sterile after having suffered a childhood case of mumps. )
That might explain Webb Hubbell’s daughter, Chelsea.
Wow, she really kept her composure!
Coffee, nose, keyboard.
just saw the news flash on msnbc and cbs five minutes ago.
I like the way you think, MrB. ;)
They actually ran this video on tv yesterday. Fox, I think. It was great! Ridicule will help melt her down.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/186006.php
this is the entire account. click on the screen.
pass it on.
HILARIOUS
“Actually Mrs. Clinton was too modest. I was there and
saw it all. When Mrs. Clinton got off the plane the
tarmac came under mortar and machine gun fire. I was
blown off my tank and exposed to enemy fire. Mrs.
Clinton without regard to her own safety dragged me to
safety, jumped on the tank and opened fire, killing 50
of the enemy.” Soon a suicide bomber appeared, but
Mrs. Clinton stopped the guards from opening fire.
“She talked to the man in his own language and got him
[to] surrender. She found that he had suffered
terribly as a result of policies of George Bush. She
defused the bomb vest herself.” Then she turned to his
wounds. “She stopped my bleeding and saved my life.
Chelsea donated the blood.”
“Day One” is my favorite Hillary line, “misspeaking” is my second favorite.
I suppose she will be ready to “misspeak” on “day one” if elected.
(After all, he told Juanita Broderick that he was sterile after having suffered a childhood case of mumps. )”
That’s the same story my ex-husband told me...every time I got pregnant—all 6 times.
He refused to have any sperm tests done- His MOMMY knew it all...
It was real he__ to live with that person for 4 years.
All 6 pregnancies ended in miscarriages. Over 40 years ago.
OMG, you gotta watch this video!
Fox & Friends, the morning show, wouldn’t show the good parts yesterday because they said they felt it was “inappropriate”. I am assuming they meant the gunfire. {rolling eyes}
Yer creative and just sick enuf.
:)
I can’t wait for the series. She is not only the smartest woman in the world, but also the bravest. How could anyone ever not believe her. She stinks of valor! I can’t wait for her to recommend a doctor for me.
Chuckle of the Day...
You know, it occurs to me that with as many public events Chelsea and Bill are doing, it would be fairly easy to collect DNA from drinking cups or the like and run some tests to actually determine if this might be the case. It would only require time and money.
What would be the point of that?
Truly, the Clintonites wouldn’t care if Chelsea was the result of some drug induced wife swapping orgie.
Just post pics of Bill, Chelsea, and Webb, in that order, and the answer is obvious.
When I hear her tell this Story and she says that if the area was too dangerous to send the president that they would send the first lady, I have to think,
HMMMM! was Bill trying to get rid of her or what?
For the fun of it.
Hillary wasn’t lying.
Hillary kept trying to dominate the conversation, and wanted to practice her ‘part’ in the singing routine.
So they decided to watch a movie.
Hillary had taken a flak jacket from a storage compartment, thinking it was a seat cushion, and was sitting on it so that she was taller than Sinbad,Cheryl, and Chelsea.
Tired of having the movie interupted, they finally convinced HIllary that snipers might attack, and that she should go to the ‘armored’ section of the cockpit. (which was, in reality, the head)
The crew descended and made a sharp turn, which HIllary later termed ‘a cock-screw landing’. The MSM turned it into ‘cork-screw’.
Hillary emerged from the plane, with her toilet battle wounds, and greeted the little girl.
And all the soldiers lined up.
And the press.
And they were getting off schedule. Hillary was reallllly getting into this ‘they love me’ shtick.
Sinbad and Cheryl were relegated to sitting in the Uparmored SUV and getting bored.
So, they yelled out to Hillary, “run quick and get in. there are more snipers”.
Clink on link on post #17.
Your wish is granted.
“Fake, but accurate”
Never mind.
Wrong link.
That’s great! Made my Friday even better!
I never knew "snipery" was a word, but I will be working it into my vocabulary every chance I get.
I lack skills beyond basic HTML robbery.
LANDING ON A JET PLANE
Tune: "Leaving on a Jet Plane" Original
All the odds are stacked, I'm ready to run
I'm standin' here, holdin' my gun
I hate to call you up to say goodbye
But the battle's ragin', I hear the sounds
The tank is waitin', he's shootin' some rounds
I know there's so much danger I could die
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
There's so many shots, it takes my breath
So many times I've cheated death
I tell you now, we just lost a wing
Every combat zone, I pay my dues
Every mission flown is stuff I'll use
Some day I'll throw my pantsuit in the ring
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
Now the time has come for battle
My future's not as bright as cattle
I'll close my eyes, while the cannons boom
I'll dream about the campaign trail
When I can tell my wartime tale
About the time I faced death and doom
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
The most consise video on the web regarding H.C.’s “sniper fire” lies:
http://e10.video.blip.tv/1440002950573/Veracifier-TPMtvSummaBosniatica128.wmv
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