Posted on 03/29/2008 10:21:41 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., receives a chocolate and peanut butter pie from the Southside Inn Restaurant during a campaign stop in New Albany, Ind., Saturday, March 29, 2008.
“I wonder if my slacks will still fit after I eat this whole thing myself..”
is it a huma-pie?
Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., is greeted by patrons as she arrives for a discussion on the economy during a campaign stop at the Southside Inn Restaurant in New Albany, Ind., Saturday, March 29, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
No comment. :-}
Me either.
[this thread could get hairy, fast]
Too much chocolate on that there pie!
Dianne Cash, from Lexington, Ky., holds her 'Hillary Nutcracker' as she waits for the arrival of Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., at a campaign rally at duPont Manual High School in Louisville, Ky., Saturday, March 29, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Sooooo many comments, sooooo many opportunities to be banned.
Amazing. I was just watching that scene from the Shawshank Redemption just a short while ago.
Perform Random Acts of Pieness
and Celebrate National Pie Day on January 23
Share pie. Whether you make or buy pie, share it. By its very nature, pie is meant to be eaten with others.
Pay it forward. Hand out pie slices to strangers and encourage them to do the same for others. It could spread the peace on earth and goodwill to mankind that we all hope for.
Be a good Samaritan. Buy an extra pie at your local grocery store and give it to the person behind you in line. You may just change their life!
Reach out to new neighbors you haven’t met and bring them some pecan pie – it says your thoughtful. Stay awhile to get to know each other over pie and fill them in on the neighborhood.
Indulge your co-workers. Bring some pie to work – you’ll create a lot of good rapport and maybe even get a raise.
Surprise your significant other at work and bring him or her a pie to share with their coworkers.
Say thank you. Know a special someone who deserves some thanks? Maybe it’s a friend who did you a favor, your child’s teacher or your postal worker. What better way to say thanks than with a warm hug wrapped in a delicious crust?
Got a crush? Invite the “apple pie of your eye” for some pie and get to know each other better. But make it chocolate – most Americans believe it’s the most romantic pie. Before long, you may be calling each other “sweetie pie.”
Delight your family. Share the love and share your favorite memories together over a warm, fresh pie. Have older family members talk about the history behind the family favorites. Start a new tradition and publish pie memories and recipes, then send them to family members.
Spend time with your kids and make a pie together. Let them pick their favorite pie and show them how it’s done. They’ll be proud of their creation and have fond memories of you as the best parent ever for years to come!
Get caught up with friends and invite them over for some afternoon pumpkin pie. You can dish on all their latest news.
Throw a pie potluck get-together. Have everyone bring their favorite pie and exchange recipes. We’ve heard of events where more than 100 folks come with 100 pies. Have a contest to see who can come up with the most pie songs. The winning prize? A pie!
Hold a charity pie-throwing or pie-eating contest or a pie auction. You can donate the proceeds to your local community food bank.
Hold a pie-making contest. Invite the best pie makers in town to compete for prizes in various categories. Ask cooking teachers, pastry chefs and pie lovers to be judges. Be sure the kids are involved – you can include pie poetry and pie art contests for them.
Register for the 2008 American Pie Council (APC)/Crisco National Pie Championships
Eat pie. Whether you make it yourself, buy it at a supermarket or bakery or order it at a restaurant, perform a random act of pieness on yourself and enjoy some pie on National Pie Day – it’s great with lunch, dinner or as a late-night snack.
Pig meets pie.
WHO got chocolate in my peanut butter?
The nutcracker scene?
“Oh look - a gift from the little people!”
The scene where the warden accepts the pie.
I wonder if this woman realizes the “Hillary nutcracker” was developed by Hillary detractors?
Her smiling face adds new meaning to the description “dim” Dem.
"Will this pie make my butt look fat?"
“Yuma, there is hair on this pie.”
The ‘pie of the month’ in November will be ‘humble.’
"Now, WHERE is Bill Richardson ....???"
What she really said is:
"Bring me a fork!"
“danm, another one of huma’s stuck in my teeth”
Chocolate and Peanut Butter? I probably wouldn’t even wait for a fork! LOL
She might be pondering how she would like to Pie Face OBama
Which one is the pie?
“Caption: Hillary and a pie”
“Do you llike “pie?”
“Monica, put the bib on so we don’t stain your dress!”
The pie would make a better president than Hillary.
Fingers will work just fine! LOL! That sure makes me hungry for some pie, or at least a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup. :o)
Fingers will work just fine! LOL! That sure makes me hungry for some pie, or at least a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup. :o)
"I think I'll just skip the middleman and apply this pie directly to my butt and to my hips!"
Pie doesn’t fit well with the clinton political philosophy, she would prefer cake, as in, let them eat it.
Chorus
Swing your razor wide!
Sweetie, hold it to the skies.
Freely flows the blood of those who moralize.
Her needs were a few, her soul was bare.
A telephone and a fancy chair.
A mug of sorts, and a leather prop,
an apron, a towel, a pail, and a mop.
For neatness she deserves a nod,
does Sweetie Odd,
the demon barker of Penn Street.
Inconspicuous Sweetie was,
quick, and quiet and clean she was.
Back of her smile, under her word,
Sweetie heard music that nobody heard.
Sweetie pondered and Sweetie planned,
like a perfect machine she planned,
Sweetie was smooth, Sweetie was subtle,
Sweetie would blink, and ‘Rats would scuttle
Sweetie was smooth, Sweetie was subtle
Sweetie would blink, and ‘Rats would scuttle.
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Under no circumstances will she ever consume or even taste a small portion of a food gift! (For obvious reasons!).
The commoners are not able to comprehend this........
” Hey James, you don’t need that paper bag anymore to hide your face”.
“Village, what Village? You actually think I am going to share this?”
With all my “experience,” I never could bake a pie.
She stuck in her thumb and pulled out billing records.
Where’s Soupy Sales when you need him most?
Thanks, but Huma’s pie is the only pie I’ll eat.
Milton Supman lives! I thought he had passed away, but he’s still alive and kicking at 82.
Great! Now all we have to do is convince Hillary that taking pies in the face extends life. :-)
Here Honey take this ... i won’t eat it it’s not made of hair !
What we have here is authentic aggregate residue of Bill’s trysts in the oval office from years of Bimbo patrol.
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