Posted on 04/02/2008 3:38:25 PM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
Possibly to avoid being one-upped on Indiana national security politics, former President Bill Clinton told a crowd in Columbus, Indiana, today that his wife had tried to join the Army.
"I remember when we were young, right out of law school, she went down and tried to join the Army and they said 'Your eyes are so bad, nobody will take you,'" he said, after heralding her record on issues of concern to the military, such as body armor and access to health care.
I assume this is a version of the "Hillary Clinton tried to join the Marines" anecdote that then-First Lady Clinton told in 1994 that we wondered about since it's a story she never seems to have told again.
The original story was that in Fayetteville, Arkansas, in 1975, Hillary walked into a local Marines recruiting office. The Marine recruiter looked at her, she recalled, and asked how old she was. Twenty-seven, she said.
"He looked at me, and in those days that was before I learned how to wear contact lenses," Sen. Clinton told a crowd of women veterans in 1994. "I had these really thick glasses on. He said, How bad's your eyesight?' I said, It's pretty bad.' Finally said to me, he said, 'You're too old. You can't see. And you're a woman. But maybe the dogs would take you.'"
("Dogs" being a reference to the Army.)
Perhaps she did so -- and hence Bill Clinton's Army story today?
Or maybe he's conflating the two stories?
(Add that Bosnian sniper fire, and you might have something there that Julia Roberts would want to option.)
(Excerpt) Read more at blogs.abcnews.com ...
Just when you think you’ve heard it all from these Sociopaths...
And these are the people who protested the war way back then. And they have never been friends of the military nor this country.
Beyond unbelievable...........
Sooooooo tired of the Clintons............
I think they need to fit Billary for some straight jackets.
I can see them comparing her "military" record of, "I tried to join the Army once," with McCain's combat service and years in a brutal POW camp.
Any lie will do if the dipsticks listening to it at the time will believe it. They (the Bit@h and the Liar) are expecting that their ‘audience’ of the moment is too stupid to be listening to the news (which up to now has abetted lies like this) or taking the time to read alternative truth sources.
Who was it that said they lied so easily? These folks are so caught up in lying that they don’t know the truth.
On the other hand, the 'toon probably does not know there is any difference between the Marines and army. All the same contemptuous thing to him and the beast.
Sure, sure, they were ducking sniper fire at the time, right?
yea she’s a real Yankee Doodle Dandy
According to Lani Davis, the Clintons are just tired and make honest mistakes. I guess Bill and Hillary are tired all the time.
Bad eyes... but she sure was able to spot those well-concealed Bosnian snipers that nobody else could see.
They might make lousy leaders but you’ve got to admit, the Clintons ARE entertaining. Tell us again about all the black churches you saw burning in Arkansas grandpa Bill!
Much like her vision for America.
You have to give the devil his due. Bill Clinton is an breathtakingly good liar.
The same cannot be said for his creepy so-called wife.
Can you say blanket party?
well at least she “tried” if she did...
at least she’s not THREE-TIME DRAFT DODGER like husband...
or did Hillary have a “Dan Rather” moment who claimed to be a Marine. LMAO
“eyes too bad” LOL! Wrong! Just another lie from the psychopaths.
would have been the best thing that could have happened to her liberal mind
This Again!! and from Bill this time.
Well the Sycophant liberal media conveniently ignored this long ago proven LIE, over the past many years- Lets see if they pick it up now that they are schilling for Obama
Calling BS on this one. I was 20/600 in both eyes and had astigmatism in both eyes. Without my glasses, I could not even see the eye chart.
Here is the short version:
The causes for rejection for appointment, enlistment, and induction are:
a. Distant visual acuity of any degree that does not correct with spectacle lenses to at least one of the following (367):
(1) 20/40 in one eye and 20/70 in the other eye.
(2) 20/30 in one eye and 20/100 in the other eye.
(3) 20/20 in one eye and 20/400 in the other eye. However, for entrance into a military academy, distant visual acuity that does not correct to 20/20 in each eye is disqualifying. For entrance into ROTC programs and OCS/OTS, distant visual acuity that does not correct to 20/20 in one eye and 20/100 in the other eye is disqualifying.
b. Near visual acuity (367) of any degree that does not correct to 20/40 in the better eye.
c. Refractive error (hyperopia (367.0), myopia (367.1), astigmatism (367.2)), in any spherical equivalent of worse than -8.00 or + 8.00 diopters; if ordinary spectacles cause discomfort by reason of ghost images or prismatic displacement; or if corrected by orthokeratology or keratorefractive surgery. However, for entrance into a military academy or ROTC programs, the following conditions are disqualifying:
(1) Astigmatism, all types over 3 diopters.
(2) Hyperopia over 8.00 diopters spherical equivalent.
(3) Myopia over 6.75 diopters spherical equivalent.
(4) Refractive error corrected by orthokeratology or keratorefractive surgery.
d. Contact lenses. Complicated cases requiring contact lenses for adequate correction of vision, such as corneal scars (371) and irregular astigmatism (367.2).
e. Color vision (368.5). Although there is no standard, color vision will be tested because adequate color vision is a prerequisite for entry into many military specialties. However, for entrance into a military academy or ROTC or OCS/OTS programs, the inability to distinguish and identify without confusion the color of an object, substance, material, or light that is uniformly colored a vivid red or vivid green is disqualifying.
Derived from Department of Defense (DOD) Directive 6130.3, Physical Standards for Appointment, Enlistment, and Induction, and DOD Instruction 6130.4, Criteria and Procedure Requirements for Physical Standards for Appointment, Enlistment, or Induction in the Armed Forces.
Tired my butt. Both of them are arrogant but STUPID.
Just Bill’s wishful thinking that ended up like all of his fantasies involving Hillary.
What a load of crap. You can have worse than 20-200 vision and still be accepted by the Army. It just has to be correctable to 20-20. Right out of law school I would imagine she would want to join the JAG Corps, which would take her even if she were damn near blind.
There really is no limit to the lies that these two will tell in their pathetic quest for power and acceptance. That woman and her husband HATE the military, why on earth would she want to join an organization she despises?
Just wait, he will pitch another hissy fit when questioned about them. He will come unglued like the sociopath that he is.
Without her connections, neither the KISS Army or the Old Navy would even let her fill out an application.
OMG - Do these guys ever quit? WOW! I mean WOW!
REMEMBER PEOPLE Klintons HATED Military types and did not like them to hang around the Klinton-WH.
LOTS of material from mainstream sources was posted on FR during those days.
When Military DID try to get Klinton to join them, he got a memo or note from someone, I think it was fake, and then headed to Russia or Canada (if I recall correctly). Later on he explained it away that everyone who was related to the memo has died so there is no way from him to clear up the issue.
WILL AMERICA FALL FOR THESE EVIL CLOWNS AGAIN? Eight years not enough?
Let’s take her word for it. She was rejected from the Marines and the Army and she wants us to put her in charge. I don’t think so!
“According to Lani Davis, the Clintons are just tired and make honest mistakes.”
Amazing. President Bush gets faulty intelligence regarding WMD and doesn’t get a pass for being tired and making an honest mistake. He gets bump stickers and signs that say, “Bush lied, people died.” Amazing.
Marines, Army?
Remember, to the Clintons....... they all look alike.
No. JAGs still have to go through the same MEPS process. Waivers are available for some things (e.g. asthma), but TJAG isn't particularly interested in granting more than the Army at large.
Women with law degrees try to join the Army all the time. Didn’t you know?
I came to the realization that Davis actually believes that his opponents are just as mendacious and soulless as he is; that's how he's able to deal with defending the Clintons' lies.
Good Lord those people don't know when to quit lying.
-PJ

Billy, Billy, Billy. When are you going to learn? I think I am going to pull down your pants and use the hairbrush on you again.
Well, maybe the RED Army. Yep, that all adds up.
She found out she was Jewish too. That was 7 years ago when she was running for senator in NY. If her sight is that bad maybe she is not qualified to be president either. We need a president that can see past their nose.
“Your eyes are so bad, nobody will take you”
Another LIE from the Clintons...
as long as the eyesight is correctable ala eyeglasses;
they’ll take you...and obviously her eyesight was & is correctable...I don’t see her walking around with a cane or a “seeing eye dog!”
Of course, Bill Clinton wouldn’t know that they would take her because he spent his elgiblilty years running away from the draft!
And I KNOW they’ll take you if you have bad eyesight but correctable with eyeglasses because they took me...and I’m as blind as a BAT
I carried an extra pair of glasses while I was in the “bush” in Nam because if I ever lost the ones I wore, I would have been in deep dodo.LOL
The Marines in my company used to call me “Mr. Peabody”
they shoulda called me Mr. Magoo. LOL
And to think I walked “point” for ‘em!
When I saw the headline I was sure it was a late April Fool’s Day joke. Unbelievable.
I want proof.These libs hated the military;why on God’s green earth would she try to enlist ?
I want proof!!!!
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