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Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
foxnews ^ | 04/02/08 | fox

Posted on 04/03/2008 6:59:49 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3

A German woman who wanted to smooth some wrinkles on her chest was aghast when she woke up with bigger breasts instead, the New York Post reports.

Ingrid Bruelling, 33, wanted doctors to give her breasts firmer skin after she lost 200 pounds on a crash diet.

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1 posted on 04/03/2008 6:59:49 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
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To: TornadoAlley3

She is suing the doctors.


2 posted on 04/03/2008 7:00:53 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Everytime McCain reaches out to conservatives, conservatives get poked in the eye.)
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To: TornadoAlley3
It could have been worse.

She could have awakened after male-enhancement surgery.

3 posted on 04/03/2008 7:01:01 AM PDT by fweingart (It doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Hey, she got rid of the wrinkles!


4 posted on 04/03/2008 7:01:28 AM PDT by TommyDale (I) (Never forget the Republicans who voted for illegal immigrant amnesty in 2007!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

The Todd is happy.


5 posted on 04/03/2008 7:01:37 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: TornadoAlley3

I hate it when that happens.


6 posted on 04/03/2008 7:01:40 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Froufrou

Know your doctors, ping. :-)


7 posted on 04/03/2008 7:02:11 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (IX-XI -- numquam didici)
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To: TornadoAlley3

TTIWWP


8 posted on 04/03/2008 7:03:07 AM PDT by Beagle8U (FreeRepublic -- One stop shopping ....... Its the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: martin_fierro

ping


9 posted on 04/03/2008 7:04:42 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (<===Typical White American)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Wow! She lost 200 pounds?

Photobucket

10 posted on 04/03/2008 7:05:40 AM PDT by TommyDale (I) (Never forget the Republicans who voted for illegal immigrant amnesty in 2007!)
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To: FreedomPoster

Pictures???


11 posted on 04/03/2008 7:05:58 AM PDT by JohnMac
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To: Beagle8U
TTIWWP

I'm not so sure, Beagle. How much did she weigh before the crash diet?

She could be looking like "Fat Bastard" at the end of Austin Powers "Goldmember".

But with better boobs, of course.

12 posted on 04/03/2008 7:06:48 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (Forget it...I'll never be able to pull the lever for McCain!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

from “boingie-boingie-boingie” to “WHUMP! WHUMP! whump!”


13 posted on 04/03/2008 7:06:54 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Resolute Conservative

Big Breast High Five


14 posted on 04/03/2008 7:07:20 AM PDT by edcoil (Go Great in 08 ... Slide into 09)
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To: TornadoAlley3

“You got the bonus plan.”


15 posted on 04/03/2008 7:07:20 AM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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To: TornadoAlley3

At least she didn’t wake up with a new anus. Didn’t that happen in Germany also?


16 posted on 04/03/2008 7:07:22 AM PDT by Aria (NO RAPIST ENABLER FOR PRESIDENT!!!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Sounds to me like she got what she asked for. IF they’re deflated, you firm them up by re-inflating them.


17 posted on 04/03/2008 7:07:31 AM PDT by mamelukesabre (Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Is this procedure included in German socialized health care?


18 posted on 04/03/2008 7:07:47 AM PDT by stevio (Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
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To: Resolute Conservative

Dr. Cox aims to please....


19 posted on 04/03/2008 7:09:31 AM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: Resolute Conservative

Dr. Cox aims to please....


20 posted on 04/03/2008 7:09:50 AM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: Resolute Conservative

I see no problem here. Lets just move on.


21 posted on 04/03/2008 7:10:05 AM PDT by Holicheese (Hillary deserves the CMoH for her time in Tuzla!)
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To: Resolute Conservative

Todd steals the show on Scrubs.


22 posted on 04/03/2008 7:10:11 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: dfwgator

Exactly. She got free breast enhancement. I don’t see the problem here.


23 posted on 04/03/2008 7:10:39 AM PDT by ichabod1 (I'm a TWiP and I'm proud.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Oh ...the new anus operation did happen in Germany also....and here I always thought the Germans are so precise.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1988246/posts


24 posted on 04/03/2008 7:10:57 AM PDT by Aria (NO RAPIST ENABLER FOR PRESIDENT!!!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Jay Leno mentioned this during his monologue last night. He said the good news is that although the surgery was a mistake, nobody notices the woman’s wrinkles any more.


25 posted on 04/03/2008 7:11:36 AM PDT by kabar
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To: TornadoAlley3

I had a very well endowed cousin who in her latter years when asked what she was wearing do costume party would tell everyone she was going to take her bra off which would pull all the wrinkles out of her face and she would go as a teenager.


26 posted on 04/03/2008 7:12:13 AM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: ichabod1

She’ll probably get a free face lift out of it too.


27 posted on 04/03/2008 7:13:19 AM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: TornadoAlley3

A 90 year old man goes to Victoria’s Secret and buys his same age wife a very sheer nightie.

That evening she excused herself to the bathroom to put the nightie on but wanting to play a joke decided to come out totally naked instead.

Opening the bathroom door she exclaimed “How do you like it?”

The husband took one look and responded “Dang, for the money I spent for that they could have at least ironed it!”


28 posted on 04/03/2008 7:14:10 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: TornadoAlley3

..and she is complaining about what?


29 posted on 04/03/2008 7:14:15 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: sarasota

Turk is the guy with all the talent.

My favorites are Dr. Cox, his wife, Kelso, and the Janitor. I love dry abrasive humor.

My wife likes Ted for some reason ( she is a mental health professional so it kind of fits ).


30 posted on 04/03/2008 7:14:22 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: TornadoAlley3

Not a bad deal, unless the boobs are wrinkly.


31 posted on 04/03/2008 7:14:26 AM PDT by dforest (McCain is to Conservatives like Kryptonite is to Superman.)
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To: TommyDale

I thought only Americans were fat. I thought all German women looked like supermodels.


32 posted on 04/03/2008 7:15:01 AM PDT by ichabod1 (I'm a TWiP and I'm proud.)
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To: ontap

Braless? Was she an O’Henry heiress?


33 posted on 04/03/2008 7:15:22 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: indylindy

the nurses probably should not have let the husband handle the checklist.


34 posted on 04/03/2008 7:19:04 AM PDT by tm61
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To: TornadoAlley3

wunderbar!

35 posted on 04/03/2008 7:19:30 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (LIBERAL MEDIA PICKS GOP CANDIDATE.... STORY AT 11 !)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Achtung!!! Dieser Report ist ohne Fotographien wertlos!


36 posted on 04/03/2008 7:20:38 AM PDT by Ronin (Bushed out!!! Another tragic victim of BDS.)
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To: tm61

ROTFL! Her next improvement was probably botox and she will end up getting that restore virginity surgery the Muslim women get!


37 posted on 04/03/2008 7:27:27 AM PDT by dforest (McCain is to Conservatives like Kryptonite is to Superman.)
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To: Ronin
Here you go! Photobucket
38 posted on 04/03/2008 7:29:10 AM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: Larry Lucido

She was flauting society’s conventions!


39 posted on 04/03/2008 7:34:12 AM PDT by Disturbin (Liberals: buying votes with your tax dollars)
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To: Hegemony Cricket; fweingart; TornadoAlley3; TommyDale

Know your doctors...before they “know” you...

No telling what else happened while she was face-up on the table...


40 posted on 04/03/2008 7:34:58 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Resolute Conservative

Ted is another guy who kills me. That is one fine show.


41 posted on 04/03/2008 7:36:22 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: Larry Lucido

Maybe they aren’t real, but are they spectacular?


42 posted on 04/03/2008 7:40:46 AM PDT by drjimmy
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To: Froufrou

Hehehe - I wasn’t really thinking about “know” in the biblical sense - nice catch! :-P


43 posted on 04/03/2008 7:49:59 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (IX-XI -- numquam didici)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

Sneaky, I’m on to you! ;o)


44 posted on 04/03/2008 7:51:03 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Aria

...er, where did they put it?


45 posted on 04/03/2008 7:51:54 AM PDT by livius
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46 posted on 04/03/2008 8:25:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: windcliff

ping


47 posted on 04/03/2008 8:36:39 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
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To: Resolute Conservative
The Todd is happy.

WWTD?

What would Todd do?

48 posted on 04/03/2008 8:37:18 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Iíll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because heís pulled out. Now I speak Australian.)
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To: Resolute Conservative

Ha! I like Barbie the best, especially the banter between her and Dr. Cox. The Janitor is great as well.

Do you watch “How I Met Your Mother”. Sarah Clarke(Dr. Elliot) was in a recent episode as Dr. Stella Dermatologist(sp?). She was great and HOT!


49 posted on 04/03/2008 9:02:21 AM PDT by neb52
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To: TornadoAlley3; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
There-is-a-G-d ping!


50 posted on 04/03/2008 9:03:13 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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