Skip to comments.Robert Mugabe: I take my inspiration from Hillary Clinton
Posted on 04/04/2008 7:19:23 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
(Harare, Zimbabwe)- Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe's 84 year old ruler has stated he's more than ready for a run-off with opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai and is looking to an unlikely source for inspiration, Senator Hillary Clinton, (D-NY). Mugabe's Deputy Information Minister Bright Matonga issued this statement:
"In meetings with Mr. Mugabe, we talked about how much he has in common with Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party nomination process in the United States. Like Hillary, Mr. Mugabe is behind in votes. In drawing a favorable comparison, we admire her fighting spirit, her unwillingness to let go when she's obviously behind and should quit as well as her decision to take this all the way to the Democratic Party convention in Denver. We both believe every vote should count, unless it helps our opposition and, like Hillary, who is willing to completely destroy everything around her, including her own political party and it seems, the United States in the process, we can proudly say we're one step ahead of her as we have already completely corrupted the government here and ruined the country. We have plenty of campaign cash as we have collected our "cut" of international aid enabling our lifestyle, while she, well, forget that one, bad example. We are going to a runoff election, and Hillary will fight for a runoff in the 2nd round of voting at the convention, and finally, we're both ruthless and relentless in our pursuit of power. We have much in common. In our fight for justice and fair elections, after we review the ballots and convince influential super-voters, we will prevail. I'm inspired by her."
Senator Barack Obama was informed of Mr. Mugabe's remarks, and in a display of his complete knowledge of international affairs, which makes him uniquely qualified for the Office of President, said, "Who in the he*l is Robert Mugabe??"
Bill was America’s first Black President and now Hillary has the chance to be America’s first Black Dictator!
“The attraction is mutual.”
So that’s why his government is so pathetic.
....and vice versa......
Gadzooks! You cannot make this stuff up!!!!
Mugabe’s entire country is a big Fort Marcy Park.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Mugabe has Gracie who tap dances into “shiite” often, and Hillary has Bill doing the same dance.
Proof positive that Mr. Mugabe has at least one clear, correct understanding!
liberalunacy.com has to be satire. Thanks for the chuckle.
Sounds like Hillary has decided to try to choose her black primary opponent. She chooses Mugabe over Obama. Might be easier to beat, I guess.
He forgot to mention other points of simpatico between Mugabe and Hillary: Mugabe also had a Health Care plan:
his plan was to kick out all productive citizens, take over everything with his band of incompetent followers,(not too different from Cuba in the 1960s) and feed a few, but let large numbers kill each other off,or kill “the internal enemy”, or let them starve, and hope a new Mother Theresa will come along to “take care” of them.
I think someone did, but I have to admit, whoever wrote this had me going for a while.....must be hard to write good satire these days when reality gives it so much competition.
And vice versa
In truth, the only inspiration is that Mugabe has 100% chance of winning (he controls the military and they seize the votes and count them, after putting people in the booths to help “illiterate” voters cast their ballots, of course). But he is trying to cultivate an appearance of vulnerability so he can claim he had a tough fight. And so too is Hillary. Perhaps I’m just a cynic but I refuse to beleive Hillary isnt going to steal the nomination, she and Bill will stop at nothing.
Is that an endorsement or the kiss of Death.
Oh this is rich. Hillary as Mugabe II.
Maybe the Clintons can set up a government-in-exile in Zimbabwe. Maybe they can take Carter with them.