Posted on 04/08/2008 12:44:35 PM PDT by weegee
US Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) listens to US Commander in Iraq General David Petraeus and US Ambassador to Iraq Ryan Crocker testify about the state of the war in Iraq before the Senate Armed Services Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington April 8, 2008. REUTERS/Jim Bourg (UNITED STATES)
Commander in Iraq General David Petraeus and Democratic presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) speak before the Senate Armed Services Committee hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington, April 8, 2008. (Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)
US Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton (C) speaks with Commander in Iraq General David Petraeus (2nd L) and US Ambassador to Iraq Ryan Crocker (R) before they testify at the Senate Armed Services Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington April 8, 2008. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (UNITED STATES)
US Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) (top C) waits to hear US Commander in Iraq General David Petraeus (bottom) testify before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington April 8, 2008. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES)
Democratic Presidential hopeful, and Senate Foreign Relations Committee member, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., listens as Gen. David Petraeus and U.S. Ambassador to Iraq Ryan Crocker testify on Capitol Hill in Washington about the future course of the war in Iraq in this Sept. 11, 2007 file photo. When Petraeus delivers his assessment of the Iraq war April 8, the next commander in chief will weigh in as well. Republican Sen. John McCain will get a chance to argue that last year's U.S. troop buildup has been a success and withdrawal would be a mistake. Democratic Sens. Hillary Rodham Clinton and Obama will have an opportunity to ask why the United States is still fighting more than five years after the invasion. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh, File)
Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., a member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, reaches for photographers on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, April 8, 2008, prior to the start of the committee's hearing on the status of the war in Iraq. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)
Former U.S. President Bill Clinton, center, talks with U.S. Sen. Robert Menendez, D-N.J., left, while campaigning for his wife Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y. at a rally in Barceloneta, Puerto Rico, Monday, April 7, 2008. At right is Romero Barcelo, former governor of Puerto Rico. The U.S. Caribbean territory will hold a Democratic primary on June 1 that could help decide the race for the nomination between Sen. Hillary Clinton and Sen. Barack Obama, even though Puerto Ricans cannot vote in the general presidential election. (AP Photo/Brennan Linsley)
Former U.S. President Bill Clinton speaks at the unveiling ceremony of a statue of former U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt at the Capitol building in San Juan, Monday, April 7, 2008. Clinton is traveling across Puerto Rico in a visit aimed at rallying support for his wife Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's presidential bid. The U.S. Caribbean territory will hold a Democratic primary on June 1 that could help decide the race for the nomination between Sen. Hillary Clinton and Sen. Barack Obama, even though Puerto Ricans cannot vote in the general presidential election. (AP Photo/Andres Leighton)
Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain gives an opening statement prior to Commander in Iraq General David Petraeus and US Ambassador to Iraq Ryan Crocker's testimonies before the Senate Armed Services Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington April 8, 2008. (Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
U.S. Senators Ted Kennedy (D-MA) (L), Joe Lieberman (ID-CT) and John McCain (R-AZ) (R) speak to one another before the Senate Armed Services Committee hearing the war in Iraq on Capitol Hill in Washington April 8, 2008. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES)
US Commander in Iraq General David Petraeus (L) greets US Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) (R) as Petraeus arrives to testify before the Senate Armed Services Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington April 8, 2008. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES)
U.S. Rep. John Murtha (D-PA) speaks during a House Appropriations Committee hearing about patient care at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, on Capitol Hill in Washington, March 7, 2007. (Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)
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I hope the General carries a lot of Hand Sanitizer. And a few extra barf bags.
If I only had a brain!
"If I catch you with my daughter you will have a special helping of prarie oysters in the morning..."
McCain: "...and wait'll you guys hear the punchline... I'M THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE!!!"
David, you should have seen me when I led my fire team to destory that Sniper nest. Let me know if need some advice on the WOT. I have plenty of ideas.
God I’d rather have Laural and Hardy running the country.
Hard to believe we are the same nation that was blessed in one generation with people like Jefferson, Madison, Adams, Hamilton, Washington and so many other great statesmen and patriots.
Now look at the sad crop from which we have to choose our political leaders these days.
"I see a thousand points of light... "
“Teddy, I can’t smell the Scotch on you today. You doing Vodka?”
"I put a spell on you....
Now you're miiiinne"
Boy the way Glen Miller played...
Songs that made the hit parade...
Guys like us we had it made...
Those were the days....
"... and the Republican says, 'yeah, well where else they gonna go?!?!' Bwahahaha, Gawd, I crack myself up with that one every time!"
I dont think I can top that one.
Obama: "I'll take that Bill of Rights. Congress isn't using it anyhow..."
LOL...TOOO funny...I must use this for my desktop background :D
The “I’m the Rep Candidate” one. Priceless
Is Monica under that table? He looks at a loss for words...
She does seem to be listing ... LOL!
Murtha has a certain “I’m squealing like a pig, what more do you want?” expression on his face...
:D
McCain.....So you're telling me, all I need to do to “beat the B*&#h” is get her loaded on scotch and drive her into the Chappaquiddick?
Geeea, Murtha just LOOKS like pork!
Do you mean Winkin(Obama), Blinkin(HRC), and Nod(McCain)? ;)
All three of ‘em are asleep at the switch.
Clintoon: "If I become Commander in Chief, can I get to wear one of those fancy pant suits?"
"What, you thought only Monica wore thongs?"
Obama: "ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
That’s the funnniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Thanks!!!!
but what's really scary, he could be president
I hear it is racist now to compare presidential candidates to monkeys.
lol on #7
I can’t say anything except that I am thinking a LOT lately about what I heard a few years ago...someday, all the true leaders and visionaries will cease to run for high office.
All we’ll be left with is a choice of mediocrities—at best.
2008, without a DOUBT, shows us the weakest field of candidates since I started paying even the slightest attention to such elections....nine elections ago. (For those of you in Rio Linda, that is 1972.)
Somebody, please put a bottle in her hand.
HAH!
Good one!
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