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GOVERNMENT STUPIDITY
NEALZ NUZE ^ | 9 APRIL 2008 | NEAL BOORTZ

Posted on 04/09/2008 7:37:26 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20

Imagine that your city bans you from watering you lawn, washing your car, and urgently asks you to conserve water. You do what you are told. You are a good little citizen who was doing your part to conserve water during a drought. Then your city council realizes that you did too good of a job conserving water, and now the government is going to lose millions of dollars in revenue. What's the solution ... raise the price on water!

Well that's exactly what's happening in Charlotte, North Carolina. The Charlotte City Council approved a steep increase in water and sewer rates ... more than double the normal annual increase ... in order to make up for lower water sales, which stem from the fact that the government told people to stop watering their lawns. The council members who voted for the bill said they had little choice, and then they blamed it on the utility department, saying that is should have warned them earlier of a revenue crisis.

http://www.charlotte.com/breaking_news/story/571180.html

Essentially, this increase equals more than a 7% city property tax hike on a home of about $200,000. The higher rates will compensate for an expected $50 million shortfall through the end of the 2009 fiscal year.


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; US: North Carolina
KEYWORDS: govwatch; water

1 posted on 04/09/2008 7:37:27 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20
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To: Turret Gunner A20

It would never occur to these numbskulls to dig a few wells.


2 posted on 04/09/2008 7:39:47 AM PDT by csmusaret (John McCain is the evil of three lessers)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

just as crazy when the ‘stop smoking Nazis’ win and smoking decreases.... oops, we needed that tax money!


3 posted on 04/09/2008 7:40:01 AM PDT by NativeSon (off the Rez without a pass...)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Go back to the days of cisterns and collect your own water.


4 posted on 04/09/2008 7:40:11 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Turret Gunner A20

the government taxes teh bejesus out of cigarettes, but then wants everybody to quit, and harrasses those who don’t.

what happens when they DO quit?


5 posted on 04/09/2008 7:40:54 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Turret Gunner A20
Ah, the law of unintended consequences strikes again.

You would think after getting struck so many time by this law the lawmakers would learn a lesson, but nooooooooo, they just keep showing their stupidity and it seems no one sees that they actually ARE sorta stupid.

6 posted on 04/09/2008 7:43:04 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: csmusaret
Well,

That would uh, make sense.

In Dallas we haven't built any new water reservoirs for years. The population is exploding especially in the North (Plano, McKinney, Frisco, etc.) and as water shortages happen in the summer guess what you hear on the nightly news? You guessed it, “Global Warming.”

We had so much rain that they had to open the over flow gates and let water run off! But it ‘s the size of the reservoirs that's to small when 6 million folks are sucking on water in the summer, but is there any construction on new reservoirs? Nope.

That's what we pay these people for. To make smart decisions and look ahead and lecture us about “Global Warming.”

7 posted on 04/09/2008 7:47:13 AM PDT by Red6 (Come and take it.)
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To: Resolute Conservative
Go back to the days of cisterns and collect your own water.

That will run you afoul of federal wetlands legislation.

I am not making a joke.

8 posted on 04/09/2008 7:48:37 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Is there no-one in government who can think beyond the end of their nose?


9 posted on 04/09/2008 7:49:11 AM PDT by Ouderkirk (Hillary = Senator Incitatus, Clintigula's whore...er, horse.)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Let’s see how many of the Charlotte City Council get re-elected when their terms are up. (I’ll guess 95% of them).


10 posted on 04/09/2008 7:49:21 AM PDT by workerbee (Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.)
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To: Turret Gunner A20
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"We not only run your water and sewer systems, we now demand control of your health care. We're the Government and we're here to help."

11 posted on 04/09/2008 7:50:02 AM PDT by RoadKingSE (How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash?)
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To: camle
the government taxes teh bejesus out of cigarettes, but then wants everybody to quit, and harrasses those who don’t.

what happens when they DO quit? Raise taxes, of course. Is there any other way to solve such a disasterous situation?

12 posted on 04/09/2008 7:54:49 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Keeping tank of sorts in my backyard nowhere near a wetland?


13 posted on 04/09/2008 7:56:13 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Turret Gunner A20

I tell all my nonsmoking friends here in cant smoke anywhere illinois that they shoud thank smokers for keeping taxes low. When everyone quits or quits buying in illinois guess who will get to pay then.


14 posted on 04/09/2008 7:58:34 AM PDT by lakeman
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To: NativeSon

I remember that there was a story (FR Thread) a while back that said Californians driving less and using hybrid/fuel efficient vehicles are causing the hoped for gas tax revenue to not be there.

So, they were going to vote to raise the gas tax.


15 posted on 04/09/2008 7:58:44 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Satisfaction was my sin)
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To: Turret Gunner A20
This was predictable. It has happened every time a city has gone on a big crusade to save water: They found that it's the delivery of the water that's expensive, not the water itself. It would take a certified moron to not see what would happen when everybody's water bill went down at the same time...the revenue stream also goes down.
16 posted on 04/09/2008 8:00:35 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Don't trust anyone who can't take a joke. [Congressman BillyBob])
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To: Resolute Conservative

You two guys have got to be joking!!!! Do you really believe that they woulod even dream of such an obvious solution, in lieu of stealing some extra money from the peasants????


17 posted on 04/09/2008 8:00:49 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20
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To: Turret Gunner A20

OOOOOOPS!!! Goofed! p

woulod = would


18 posted on 04/09/2008 8:02:20 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20
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To: Turret Gunner A20

The good citizens should drag the city council outside and curb stomp them...what’s it gonna take for people in this country to rise up and say...enuff is enuff!!


19 posted on 04/09/2008 8:05:43 AM PDT by Alright_on_the_LeftCoast
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To: NativeSon

California just raised tobacco taxes significantly for just that reason.

The Law of Unintended Consequences strikes again.


20 posted on 04/09/2008 8:07:54 AM PDT by Emperor Palpatine ("There is no civility, only politics.")
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To: Ouderkirk
Is there no-one in government who can think beyond the end of their nose?

How can they when they can't even see the end of it -- its being so firmly stuck up(you know where) so the party bosses will let them run for office again next time around?

21 posted on 04/09/2008 8:08:36 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20
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To: Red6

Perhaps Dallas should stop trying to take land in East Texas to build reservoirs?


22 posted on 04/09/2008 8:13:37 AM PDT by tokenatheist (Can I play with madness?)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

“The council members who voted for the bill said they had little choice, and then they blamed it on the utility department, saying that is should have warned them earlier of a revenue crisis.”

Oh...my...god!


23 posted on 04/09/2008 8:21:51 AM PDT by Castigar
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Once again, I see technology coming to the rescue.

In the home of the future, there is an existing technology that is going to radically reduce water use.

There is a new water filter that uses nanotechnology to purify large amounts of water with just 1/4th the energy of reverse osmosis. Simply put, it is made of nanotubes just wide enough to pass water molecules, nothing larger. This means water so pure that you need to add a little sea salt to it for flavor and trace minerals.

The filters themselves are low maintenance. So this means that if a home system separates out solid waste with just enough liquid to “flush” it into the sewer, the much larger amount of “just a little dirty” water can be re-used. This might reduce individual use from 75 gallons of water a day to maybe 20 gallons—some of which can be used outdoors for the lawns we can easily have with that much water saved.

Even though the vast majority of water is used for industrial and agricultural use, and just 5-10% is used residentially.

They demand residential conservation not to save water, but because they think that “raising environmental awareness” is more important than actually *doing* anything, the bastards.

By conserving water, we will save ourselves money, and the government will increase the price of water, because they want the money. But otherwise, every part of the US will have more than enough fresh water.

And technology gets the credit for it, not Al Gore or “raised awareness.”


24 posted on 04/09/2008 8:25:36 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: workerbee
Let’s see how many of the Charlotte City Council get re-elected when their terms are up. (I’ll guess 95% of them).

Sure, they always do. It's getting worse, because with each massive idiocy perpetrated by the Charlotte City Council, more people with brains move out of Charlotte.

25 posted on 04/09/2008 8:25:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: csmusaret

Or cut a few costs.

Wonder if any bad or marginally performing employee was laid off, salaries or benefits cut or frozen, etc., or the shortfall will be shifted totally to the consumer/taxpayer.


26 posted on 04/09/2008 8:39:23 AM PDT by A_Former_Democrat
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To: A_Former_Democrat

You’re not from around here, are you?


27 posted on 04/09/2008 8:45:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

“Government stupidity”. Total redundancy.


28 posted on 04/09/2008 8:51:22 AM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged
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To: Tax-chick

I live outside Charlotte but still inside the reach of Jennifer Roberts and Parks Helms. Wierd though how city council still controls my life. I can’t vote for them, but I can’t escape them. Maybe Mayor for life McCrory will veto it.


29 posted on 04/09/2008 9:04:44 AM PDT by csmusaret (John McCain is the evil of three lessers)
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To: csmusaret
Maybe Mayor for life McCrory will veto it.

I'll have to get the "Rhino Times" next week and find out :-).

30 posted on 04/09/2008 10:48:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: RandallFlagg

And institute a miles driven tax!


31 posted on 04/09/2008 10:58:28 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: csmusaret

This happens in Colorado all the time.
(Not the well digging..... the stupidity).

There’s a math statement that says “Division by zero is ‘undefined’” . Mathematically, as the denominator approaches zero, the answer approaches infinity. Infinity is an unknown and undefined quantity.

Therefore:

Government Stupidity = 1/0


32 posted on 04/09/2008 11:01:19 AM PDT by Rick.Donaldson (http://www.transasianaxis.com - Please visit for lastest on DPRK/Russia/China/et al.)
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To: Turret Gunner A20
I just got my water bill in the mail yesterday. I live in Fuquay Varina NC. It was real high. I thought to myself, this can't be right. So I dug out old bills to see if rates went up. Nope. So I checked how much they said I used compared against previous months. It was way up. I didn't see how it was possible. So I went out and read the meter.

They charged me for 8,001 more gallons than I used. They are supposed to reread it today.

How are they off by 8,000 gallons?!?!?

33 posted on 04/09/2008 11:02:06 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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