[Aussie Dasher]

Just how many HUMAN babies are killed by abortion each year? The world IS going mad!

[nickcarraway]

The same plants that are destroying the planet by giving off CO2?

[Dr.Zoidberg]

That's exactly what I was going to say.

These “ethicists” are some of the most unethical monsters on the face of the earth.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

The awful scene in one version of “Frankenstein” is thus parodized.

Not just one little girl shredded like the picking of a daisy, but tens of millions annually.

[kingattax]

is it ok for vegetarians to eat animal crackers ?

[lastchance]

Gee I will give this serious consideration. Ok times up. These guys are nuts.

[dalereed]

Any plant in the wrong place is called a weed, something to be ripped out!

[DGHoodini]

Talk about Entropy Incarnate!
Do you think these people even have any sexual organs?
Or are they all androgynous biological sports?

[ThomasThomas]

I guess if Bass fishing says “CATCH AND RELEASE”

Could we then conclude that “ PLUCK AND GRAFT “IS OK

The next step would be the “SHOOT AND STICTH”

[I see my hands]

"he simple pleasure of picking the petals off a daisy might suffice as a reason"

An ethical dilemma arises for campers when a strong and broad leaf is needed for personal hygiene. On the one hand using the leaf is utilitarian and not capricious. On the other hand.. Oh, he indignity!

[SeaWolf]

As I said before, to be an liberal/progressive/environmentalist requires the IQ of a juvenile Kumquat and the useless zealotry of a hound baying at the moon.

[Mount Athos]

Every year, millions and millions of tomatoes are torn SCREAMING from their mother earth. Stop the ongoing atrocity against tomatoes, join the plant liberation front.

[paudio]

This is similar argument offered by (some) vegetarians why we shouldn’t eat animals. On philosophical ground, I don’t really see any difference.

[Smokin' Joe]

Does this mean I can quit mowing the lawn??

[mkleesma]

“the dignity of the creature in the plant world”

Oh jeez.

Ya know, a generation ago, this would have been rich enough in its absurdity to be a Monty Python sketch.

These morons are serious.

It truly is the end of Western Civilization.

[sergeantdave]

The Ameba Liberation Army is not amused.

Euglena lot of knowledge by talking to one-cell plants or animals

[Fresh Wind]

Does this mean mowing my lawn is morally wrong?

[girlangler]

LOL ping.

[RoadTest]

Oh, brother. Now the NWO has a whole new realm to destroy America in.

[Malsua]

Tool (the band) did a weird song right along these lines.

It was called Disgustipated.

---

And the angel of the Lord came unto me,
snatching me up from my
place of slumber,
and took me on high,
and higher still until we
moved in the spaces betwixt the air itself.
and he bore me unto a
vast farmland of our own midwest,
and as we descended cries of
impending doom rose from the soil.
one thousand, nay, a million
voices full of fear.
and terror possessed me then.
and I begged,

“Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?”
And the angel said unto me,
“These are the cries of the carrots,
the cries of the carrots.
You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day
and to them it is the holocaust.”
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
like the tears of one millions terrified brothers
and roared,
“Hear me now,
I have seen the light,
they have a consciousness,
they have a life,
they have a soul.
damn you!
let the rabbits wear glasses,
save our brothers...can I get an amen?
can I get a hallelujah? thank you, Jesus.

[CrappieLuck]

I committed ethnic cleansing this weekend. I sprayed weed killer on the crab grass and mowed my lawn.

Oh, the guilt......