New children's book takes on mommy's plastic surgery

AP ^ | 04/17/2008 | LEANNE ITALIE

[Froufrou]

You only THINK that’s a joke! It’s called gynecoplasty.

Ewwww....

[xJones]

It would take a full time book writer to explain the facts of plastic life to Michael Jackson's kids. But how the formerly very beautiful Pricilla Presley is going to explain her plastic surgery nightmare to her family is beyond me.

[Mr. Silverback]

At 37, Kuplack has six biological children under the age of 12, including 5-year-old twins, along with two older stepchildren from her husband Matt's first marriage. She said it was "nerve-racking" trying to decide what, if anything, to tell her children about the breast implant surgery she scheduled for Friday.

I'm married to a woman who was orphaned at the age of 13. For this woman to risk leaving eight kids without a Mom so she can have a bigger set of tomatoes is just beyond stupid.

[Mr. Silverback]

If women would listen to Stacy London (”No belly shirts period and no miniskirts after 35”) they wouldn’t have to get a tummy tuck or thigh lipo. You’re totally right.

Oh crap, I just admitted I know who Stacy London is.

[Mr. Silverback]

How about a book to explain to kids why mommy is so shallow, she can’t accept the signs of aging as badges of honor.

At the moment I probably look about ten years older than my real age because of early graying, but I'm fine with that. I'd rather have wisdom than looks any day.

[Mr. Silverback]

The surgeeon who did that work violated “Do No Harm” in a big way.

[John O]

At 37, Kuplack has six biological children under the age of 12, including 5-year-old twins, along with two older stepchildren from her husband Matt's first marriage. She said it was "nerve-racking" trying to decide what, if anything, to tell her children about the breast implant surgery she scheduled for Friday

Six kids under the age of 12 and she wants her hubby to find her more sexually stimulating? She must really enjoy being pregnant. Also, if 5 pregnancies didn't pump up the volume maybe she's just not supposed to have breasts that big? (Bet the thought never crossed her mind)

[Titan Magroyne]

Mommy Has Two Faces?.............. LOL! Great twist on the modern anything-goes, self-help, self-esteem genre of kiddie books.

[GOP_Raider]

Um, yeah I think this will be children’s book I won’t be reading to my nephew...

[keepitreal]

My title “Get Used To It Now Little Girl: You Will Never Be Good Enough”

[meowmeow]

Oh crap, I just admitted I know who Stacy London is.

Busted!

Mr Meowmeow knows who she is because I am always saying, "I can't wear that - what would Stacy London think?"

[Mr. Silverback]

I think a lot of guys know who she is because their wives do...after all, if my wife knows what “empennage” means from hanging out with me, why shouldn’t I know who stacy london is? :-)

[Mr. Silverback]

Also, if 5 pregnancies didn't pump up the volume maybe she's just not supposed to have breasts that big? (Bet the thought never crossed her mind)

Robin Williams once said that when his wife was pregnant the big knocker fairy visoted his house. (OK, he didn't say big knoocker, but I'm trying to keep it semi-clean.)

[Mr. Silverback]

In all seriousness, you have to wonder what the psychological effects are on a girl who sees her Dad either...

a) Encourage Mom to get surgery because she’s not really doing it for him like she used to.

b) Be such a wuss as to be supportive when Mom puts her health on the line for a bigger pair of tomatoes.

[Titan Magroyne]

“This is why Mommie has a cute little nose, and you don’t.”

LOL! MEAN Mommy!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I’ll give Ms. Presley credit, though. She’s out there in public (Dancing With the Stars), rather than hiding behind closed blinds like a basket case. And of course, she looks ravishing compared to the demented Ms. Wildenstein.

[xJones]

after all, if my wife knows what “empennage” means from hanging out with me, why shouldn’t I know who stacy london is? :-)

I really hope you work in the aircraft industry, or else your wife thinks you look like a airplane's butt.

"Empennage is an aviation term used to describe the tail portion of an aircraft."

[Mr. Silverback]

LOL! I was a KC-135 Stratotanker crew chief back in the day. Here's a picture of my baby, 63-8872, previously known as The Spirit of Plattsburgh:

[Mr. Silverback]

LOL! I was a KC-135 Stratotanker crew chief back in the day. Here's a picture of my baby, 63-8872, previously known as The Spirit of Plattsburgh:

I would have posted a link to the original photo at airfighters, but they are so paranoid about direct linking that I can't make it work.

[Ptarmigan]

More like a freak show.