Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Reuters ^ | April 22, 2008 | Joe Bavier

[blondee123]

Hillary’s revenge: Send Obama to Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of the Congo!!!!!

[dmw]

Memo to self: Cancel trip to Congo.

[bannie]

I should’a read yours first!

[aruanan]

I don't even know where to start.

I do. I know Liberians who believe that Nigerian witches will curse money and leave it on the street so that if you pick it up, you'll turn into a dog or a cat. They also believe that some Nigerian witches in Philadelphia are making long-distance calls and, over the phone, killing the people who answer. The kids were told not to answer the house phone. The same stricture did not apply to the cell phone. Apparently a wire connection was needed to effect the magic.

[Billthedrill]

Yep. It's a scam. First they shrink it and then they put your name in a master database of men with small penises and then they send you all this spam email with "enlarge" in the subject line...

Well, that's what happened to me, anyway.

[Dianna]

Am I the only one who finds it odd that a place would have both call-in radio AND sorcery?

I mean we have Art Bell but...

[STE=Q]

Nix the sorcery...if a picture of Helen Thomas can’t shrink it — nothing can!

LOL!

[Centurion2000]

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

Maybe he just found a cooter with teeth.

Biological RapeX

South African Technological Solution ... migrating north?

[hosepipe]

Obviously a lesbian cabal of shamans...

[batter]

That was actually for sale around Christmas. I was tempted to buy one for my father as a gag gift but the price tag was a bit steep for what it was. Amazon has them for $9 now.

The product description was priceless: "stainless steel thighs" and "Through the whole nutcracking process, her smile doesn't change a bit."

LOL!

Maybe we should send one to Obama after tonight's results...

[ArmstedFragg]

What’s the Congolese phrase for “Funny, it was here a minute ago”..?

[aruanan]

Oh, here are a few others I’ve seen. The two year old was wearing a key around his neck. His mom was asked if that’s where she kept the spare house key. She said that it was to keep his throat open so he wouldn’t choke and stop breathing. A baby girl was born with a crease across the bridge of her nose. That was due, her mom claimed, to having worn a belt too tightly during pregnancy. I suggested she should have gotten rid of the other two belts if that was the case. The women have membership in a sisterhood which tells them how to do all sorts of magical things. One of them is to put a cowry and bead belt on a young girl (like 6 months old) that she’ll wear her whole life and which will protect her from getting fat and getting a crooked back and will enhance her sexual attractiveness. Funny, though, the longer they wear it into adulthood, the fatter and less sexually attractive they become. That’s probably due to the unseen presence of Nigerian witches.

[RavenATB]

“So, it was Black Magic that did it too me.”

Wouldn’t “black magic” make the penis bigger? You know what they say...

[GOP Poet]

Looks as though someone got a real cock(h)old. lol.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Whatever they do, don’t let them rub Crisco on it. Crisco is shortening.

[matthew fuller]

"They still stealing those things? "

Big black market for them in SF....

[modican]

..We saw. What was left was tiny...

There was a misunderstanding.
This was actually an Advertising campaign of a new local Adult Store promoting Penis Pumps.
The Marketing strategy was based on local tribal customs.

Proof: Pic of the Store

[cpdiii]

13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises

They teach this major at Welsey. Hillary got an A+ and graduated Magnacumlaud in this study.

[eldoradude]

There’s a song in here somewhere.

It's a band...Stealing Penises.

[OKIEDOC]

Dag gum, Hillary trying to lock up everything in her testicle lock box.

Asama Obama better watch out, with Bills heart condition she may be in need of his services.