Manager recounts shooting in West Palm Beach grocery

Palm Beach Post ^ | ELIOT KLEINBERG

[JoeSixPack1]

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Grant then drew a handgun. Assistant manager Roberto Espinal, behind a side counter, drew his gun. When Grant turned that way, Hernandez pulled his gun.

It was 5 p.m., and the store was jammed with customers, loading up for dinner on their way home, who hadn't counted on a three-way standoff.

[JoeSixPack1]

:-)

[Kenny Bunk]

Joe, this must be investigated by Congress.

We simply cannot have Cubans and Negroes involved in Mexican Standoffs. It is Un-American. In fact, I believe it might be a violation of Federal Law, under EEOC Regulations.

Capeesh?

[JoeSixPack1]

Never underestimate the power of impersonating a Puerto Rican in a Mexican standoff! :-)

Capeesh?

[Kenny Bunk]

... impersonating a Puerto Rican in a Mexican Standoff!

I hope this site isn't monitored by the FBI. What you are suggesting is a clear-cut violation of the Pure Food and Drug Act, or the Mann Act.

Puerto Ricans forfeited their right to engage in Mexican Standoffs when they accepted American sovereignty after the Spanish-American War, in exchange for Food Stamps and low-cost tickets to New York. They speak sort of Spanish, but wouldn't know a torilla from a hubcap.

Capeesh?

[Kenny Bunk]

torilla See? They can't even spell "tortilla." And that, amigo is a basic requirement for all participants in The Mexican Standoff.

Capeesh?

[JoeSixPack1]

Dees tings you speak of,,

hubcaps....my cousin goes to PR and visits mine once a year!

torilla....my other cousin plays an albino gorilla in the Tijuana production of NCIS Kenya!

Deees are tings that are of a worldly prospective.

Capeesh?

[Kenny Bunk]

Oyeme bién
I will not have anyone involved in a Mexican Standoff who has Ricky Martin CD's in his car. You want to be in a Mexican Standoff, you have Cuco Sanchez on 8-track. And full hydraulics, ese.

Capeesh?

[JoeSixPack1]

I have spoken to Don Fochabrute de Mott St., he has OK’d Sammy Davis Jr. 8 tracks, ese.

Tu sabes?

(He likes Candyman!) :-)

[Kenny Bunk]

My Aunt Rosa, she dated Don Fochabrute for many years.

She wanted to marry heen. But the Don, he no want to marry huh. It was a:

Mexican Standoff

But they had to wait until a Mexican moved into the old neighborhood ... and he married her. But Don Fochabrute took heen for a long walk on a very short pier.

Capeesh?

Hey, you heard about the snooty Mexican?
Si. He was berry standoffish.