They need to do the “Clockwork Orange” eyeball thingy.
How about this..
An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.
The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm
I guess they missed “Nip Tuck” with Rosie having sex with a guy. I didn’t see it but it still sends shivers down my spine.
They obviously haven't been to San Francisco, or browsed the internet for that matter. Type in some of those search terms with the safe filter off and see what pops up.