Posted on 05/04/2008 10:54:40 AM PDT by MtnClimber
Jeff Peckman is back at it, and this time he is bringing little green men along for the ride.
The Denver man, who sponsored an offbeat ballot initiative that would have required the city to implement stress-reduction techniques, now wants to ask voters to create a commission dealing with space aliens.
"It is important because if you're driving down the highway and you saw a crash of a small spaceship and a car or a bus full of kids, you really wouldn't know what to do," Peckman said Thursday. "Do you wait for the hazardous materials experts to show up because of potential contaminants from another solar system? What do you do? People really don't know."
Peckman, 54, who is single and lives with his parents, has submitted to the city a draft of the proposed ordinance, which would require the creation of an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission.
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Hey..stranger things have already happened in this Dimmie campaign. They have already had one alien land..wright!
Denver is already a sanctuary city for aliens, so what is the big deal?
Like, throwing soapy water balloons at Grateful Dead fans?
Actually, the government already has such plans. Among the MAJIC documents leaked is one in which types of saucers and spacecraft noted by the air force are delineated; also procedures to recover bodies of ebes are specifically noted.
Also how government personal are to deal with the press and citizens in the event some see what they are not to see.
Go to Majestic documents in the disclosureproject.com.
“Peckman, 54, who is single and lives with his parents,”
Figures!
If this doesn't say it all...
Dennis Kookcinich says he saw a UFO. I think the aliens must have returned him to Earth after entirely too much “probing”.
Yes. :-)
Prepare? Sometimes I get the feeling they’re already there.
“Peckman, 54, who is single and lives with his parents”
Yes, I exerpted up to that sentence on purpose!
Does he post on DU or KOS?
That’s not a nice way to refer to the Dem convention.
Now that’s just a bunch of crazy talk!
What Denver REALLY needs to do... is draw up emergency plans for the likely event of a Zombie invasion.
After all, if you’re driving along one day and suddenly find the undead rising from their graves to eat your brains... what are you going to do?
It’s just criminal that Denver hasn’t thought of this and educated it’s citizenry in anti-zombie preparations!
:-P
I’ll have my Slim Whitman records handy, just in case.
Hmmm...
Exactly.
They will need these space alien plans in place before the DNC in August!
Wonder why?
I would take a bona fide space alien anytime over a horde of barking, squealing moonbats.
Just sayin...
he sounds similar to that guy who was a political candidate of some sort (can’t remember what), but who was notable for having a blue complexion because he drank liquid silver - Stan Johnston?
Contingency plans for space monsters that don’t exist sounds like a great way for the government to waste money.
If he owns more than 5 cats it's a hat trick.
Somehow that comes as no surprise.
And I bet his closet is full of “Star Fleet” uniforms.
What I want to know is..... DO THEY DO LAUNDRY?
DONE!
Denvention 3
The 66th World Science Fiction Convention
Denver, Colorado - August 6th - 10th, 2008
The intelligent alien sorts will have come and gone a couple weeks before the really out of this universe sorts arrive.
I am not sure, Dave if the cosmic space aliens do laundry, but you can count on the fact that many illegal aliens do a lot of elite Dem and GOP laundry because they have yet to care about a plan to deal with sending them home.
yek yuck yuck, heh.
Hah! Everyone knows that vampires were rendered extinct in the great Vampire-Werewolf wars of 1731-1746.
Now, Mummies on the other hand...
:-P
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