Posted on 05/06/2008 5:57:52 PM PDT by NCjim
So Tuesday we've got two Democratic primaries — Indiana and North Carolina.
My prediction: I will be drunk. Because this really isn't a battle between two candidates, but a war over two souls: One that belongs to the Democratic Party and the other to Bill Clinton.
First, the election will come down to a war between the moonbats (the 'netroot' nut-cakes and body-odored bloggers afflicted with matted hair and cystic acne) and mainstream Democrats.
While it's true Hilary and Obama are both chronic lefties, both candidates still must move right — because that's the only way you can win an election in America. It's kinda funny and sad that for a liberal to win, he or she has to run like a conservative.
What does that tell you about your party if it can only win when it's pretending to be something else? That it's stupider than something really stupid. And that's stupid!
And then there's our man Bill. If Hillary wins, then we've got a minimum of four years of frustrated hilarity. He won't be able to pick up waitresses or co-eds — and that can't be good for his sanity or his right hand. But if Hillary loses, he will simply replace the White House with the cathouse. And that's what I call a win-win.
So what if Bill loses the limelight? That’s not so bad, since he does some of his best work in the dark.
And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler.
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Bill is and always will be a scum bag loser.
Nah, Beezelbubba sold his soul to the devil long ago.
Yep, and a Darwinist to boot!
“He won’t be able to pick up waitresses or co-eds — and that can’t be good for his sanity or his right hand.”
Well now, that’s funny.
“Bill is and always will be a scum bag loser.”
I give Bill credit. He did it for the chicks. However, in saying that, if you are going to abuse the highest office in the land to get a smoothie, at least go after someone who looks like Anna Kournikova and not Rosie O’donnel.
What does that tell you about your party if it can only win when it's pretending to be something else?
It could be worse, of course. Your party could actually be something else. Say the Republicans decided to run somebody who wasn't a conservative. Speaking purely hypothetically, of course. You'd be stuck voting for the liberal pinhead you thought would damage your country the least. Fortunately that could never happen.
And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler.
Yeh...well, OK, so I sacrifice the occasional kitten to Satan, but does that make me a bad person?
He is right about one thing, the dems are the great pretenders. They cannot admit who or what they really are.
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