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Woman Tries to Break Breast Implant Records
Fox News ^ | Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Posted on 05/07/2008 12:03:17 PM PDT by Joiseydude

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To: brytlea
Weird, but I guess there are lots of guys who will think it looks great.

Well I'm not one of them. I imagine she probably looked just fine without them.
51 posted on 05/07/2008 12:41:59 PM PDT by JamesP81 ("I am against "zero tolerance" policies. It is a crutch for idiots." --FReeper Tenacious 1)
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To: Bush_Democrat
There's more than a few shots out there on the Intarwebs of her without the top. (I must have accidentally clicked on something. Yeah... That's it! :-) Those things are simply hideous. Big, nasty veins popping out, football sized lumps of who knows what under the skin... She's one of those people who looks better with clothes than without.
52 posted on 05/07/2008 12:42:17 PM PDT by Redcloak (The 2nd Amendment: It's not about sporting goods.)
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To: Tatze

WTF?


53 posted on 05/07/2008 12:45:19 PM PDT by montyspython (Love that chicken from Popeye's)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

Agreed. There are much bigger ones out there, but I think those started off naturally huge, DD or bigger, and they did implants just to lift them and make them over the top big.
This woman might of had nothing to begin with so we are talking going from flat to basketballs.


54 posted on 05/07/2008 12:46:15 PM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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To: Tatze

Yikes! Sorry, but those pics are grotesque. I’ll take real ones regardless of size any day.


55 posted on 05/07/2008 12:48:02 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Military family member

Well, I guess she needed to counter-balance the butt, although she went a bit too far.


56 posted on 05/07/2008 12:49:19 PM PDT by Nachoman (My guns and my ammo, they comfort me.)
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To: Military family member

Wow! Who knew that the “T” and the “A” could be interchangeagble. You could put her butt on her chest and vice versa and might not be able to tell the difference.


57 posted on 05/07/2008 12:53:29 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Military family member
Surgically induced Emersome Biggins syndrome.
58 posted on 05/07/2008 12:53:53 PM PDT by timydnuc (I'll die on my feet before I'll live on my knees.)
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To: JamesP81

Not to mention, they cost only a fraction of what she’ll spend later on her back and neck!


59 posted on 05/07/2008 1:02:34 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Abathar
Does she know that she just paid to have her cleavage replaced by "plumber's crack"?

(Not the largest implants I've seen "by any stretch".)

60 posted on 05/07/2008 1:03:18 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: massgopguy

Nah, that’s just a feature of the scroll wheel. What is important is that you continued to scroll down but then stopped before certain things floated off the top of the screen.


61 posted on 05/07/2008 1:07:37 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Who Would Montgomery Brewster Choose?)
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To: ErnBatavia

That’s just not fair! You made coffee come out my nose, you prevert!


62 posted on 05/07/2008 1:18:35 PM PDT by junkman_106 (Once is chance, twice is coincidence, thrice is enemy action ---007/Ian Fleming)
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To: 21twelve
"I bet she never forgets to buy milk at the store though."

She will need help reaching into the refer to obtain a carton.

63 posted on 05/07/2008 1:19:33 PM PDT by fuzzthatwuz
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To: Abathar
Guy walks into a bar to get change for the phone and notices a beautiful blond with huge boobs sitting at the end of the bar. As he's getting an eyeful the bartender walks up to the guy and says, “That's my girlfriend your staring at, pal, do you mind”? The guy says “Staring? I'm not staring at anybody I just came in to get some change. Can you give me two nipples for a dime”

Ba bom bom

64 posted on 05/07/2008 2:02:59 PM PDT by lexusppd
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To: pissant; JRios1968; BJClinton; EveningStar; al baby; Feiny; Fintan

ping?


65 posted on 05/07/2008 2:07:28 PM PDT by dhot (I take life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila.....)
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To: dhot
 ping?

More like

 

66 posted on 05/07/2008 2:11:07 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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To: JamesP81

From the photos, she is indeed gorgeous! I wonder what makes someone who looks so great think they don’t look good enough? Ah well, I’m thankful my husband likes me just the way I am... at least he says he does! ;)
susie


67 posted on 05/07/2008 2:41:52 PM PDT by brytlea (amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
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To: All
I read a book awhile back called "Mutants." It was an overview of the kinds of genetic mutations that pop up now and again in people. Albinism, piebald, multiple digits, even Siamese twins were discussed. Also mentioned was a mutation that occurs in women that is expressed in two ways: not real tall, and BIG breasts. Abnormally big.

When I was in jr. high, there was a girl in my class who was short (wore platform shoes all the time, and she still couldn't look people in the eye), and she was immensely endowed, to the point where you almost felt bad for her. (Granted, this was jr. high, so getting from the "Dang, lookit them!" to any kind of emotion that originated above the waist was a big stretch.) I'm convinced that she had that mutation. There was a pic someone posted some months back of a "tsunami survivor" that looked similar. Nice girl, though, but going through life with headlights like that had to be rough...

68 posted on 05/07/2008 2:48:03 PM PDT by Othniel (Kirk: Don't trust them. Don't believe them. Spock: They're dying. Kirk: LET THEM DIE.)
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To: stylecouncilor; raven92876

ping


69 posted on 05/07/2008 2:56:29 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: KarenMarie

Free the Puppies!


70 posted on 05/07/2008 3:02:56 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Joiseydude
I'm sorry and I'm not trying to make my usual flippant comments but seriously folks, why? I really wonder why someone would find this sexually attractive?

I've had plenty of hugs from women who have had implants and it's not right. Aside from reconstructive surgery, it's just silly. I'd rather snuggle 'fried eggs on a fence' than a phony D cup. Be happy with what God gave you and know you are real and unique.

71 posted on 05/07/2008 3:11:48 PM PDT by steveo (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.)
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To: Bush_Democrat

Your picture is photoshopped. Note that those tremendous breasts are not weighing down the skin on her shoulders at all. In real life, anything more than a C causes a dent where the bra strap crosses the shoulders.


72 posted on 05/07/2008 4:33:53 PM PDT by ottbmare
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To: ottbmare

Oh, believe me, as a ‘busty’ gal myself, I know those ‘gals’ aren’t real - the picture just makes me laugh every time I see it...


73 posted on 05/07/2008 5:05:15 PM PDT by Bush_Democrat (Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*)
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To: T. Rustin Noone

If you watched a lot of the coverage during Katrina, you saw bigger breasts.

Some of those ladies could have filled a fix-n-mix bowl with one breast.


74 posted on 05/07/2008 9:19:34 PM PDT by JRochelle (Keep sweet means shut up and take it.)
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To: Othniel
When I was in jr. high, there was a girl in my class who was short (wore platform shoes all the time, and she still couldn't look people in the eye), and she was immensely endowed, to the point where you almost felt bad for her.

I also knew someone from jr. high who was, at age 13, already a C cup. She got a lot of flack from the boys. (Unfortunately, she wasn't that attractive from neck up.)

75 posted on 05/08/2008 12:02:09 AM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: Proverbs 3-5

No.


76 posted on 05/08/2008 7:46:43 AM PDT by BJClinton (Sic vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: MoochPooch
This poor lass already looked like Dolly Parton. And it was all real. Most of the girls didn't have anything to do with her.
77 posted on 05/08/2008 10:55:07 AM PDT by Othniel (Kirk: Don't trust them. Don't believe them. Spock: They're dying. Kirk: LET THEM DIE.)
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To: Bush_Democrat

Good gracious, that’s bodacious!


78 posted on 05/08/2008 11:00:09 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Carbon is the fifth most abundant element on the planet.)
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To: Joiseydude

79 posted on 05/08/2008 8:00:53 PM PDT by Donald Rumsfeld Fan ("Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, youÂ’ve got it made." Groucho Marx)
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To: Joiseydude; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
This story is a nice complement to today's thread on Great Tits.


80 posted on 05/08/2008 10:13:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Joiseydude
Oh hai now ... how 'bout these puppies?
81 posted on 05/09/2008 3:03:08 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: massgopguy

She’s certainly a pretty enough girl from that picture, at least.

I don’t see why she bothered in the first place. She looks like she’s got plenty going for it as it is.


82 posted on 05/09/2008 5:15:50 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Abathar

Not even close.


83 posted on 05/09/2008 5:17:20 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Sleep with one eye open, Gripping your pillow tight , Exit light , Enter night.......)
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To: JRios1968

HA!


84 posted on 05/09/2008 5:40:29 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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To: Donald Rumsfeld Fan

Ah, Toronto...


85 posted on 05/09/2008 6:13:52 AM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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To: brytlea

count this guy out, susie... I see no reason for this type of enhancement.


86 posted on 05/09/2008 6:42:42 AM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
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To: KarenMarie

Strange to say on such a thread, but I will: good analysis.

If this woman doesn’t live to regret this, I’ll be surprised.


87 posted on 05/09/2008 6:47:29 AM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
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To: brytlea

and the truth is: you, and to a lesser degree, your husband are the only people here who have a vote.


88 posted on 05/09/2008 7:05:34 AM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
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To: Abathar
Just watch, she will probably be the type that will get all offended if she catches you looking at them too... No, but she gets offended at viewers who laugh at them, according to the video. It's like she expects to have control over other ppl's reactions to her record-seeking boob job.
89 posted on 05/09/2008 7:14:39 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: 21twelve; Drumbo
I bet she never forgets to buy milk at the store though Guarantee you she can't see her feet or the keyboard without risking a crick in her neck.
90 posted on 05/09/2008 7:17:38 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: IM2MAD
And her shoes don’t fit. By George, you're right! :-D
91 posted on 05/09/2008 7:20:54 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: All

Man, you guys are slipping. Almost 100 replies on this thread, and I’m the first to say

Oh, the humanity!


92 posted on 05/09/2008 7:22:02 AM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Titan Magroyne

As a man, I always believed that if you’ve seen one set of boobs....................you want to see ‘em all..


93 posted on 05/09/2008 7:22:54 AM PDT by phil1750 (Love like you've never been hurt;Dance like nobody's watching;PRAY like it's your last prayer)
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To: phil1750

Yes sir, I have observed this phenomena. LOL!


94 posted on 05/09/2008 7:27:16 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: Abathar
Is she going to sneeze ? It looks as if she has a twitch in her nose!

Come on, girl, say : " AchooOOOO!"

LOL.

95 posted on 05/29/2008 4:13:00 PM PDT by Candor7 (Fascism? All it takes is for good men to say nothing.)
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To: Abathar
thats two half gallon jugs the doc’s got wedged in there!

I foresee a future of serious back problems...

96 posted on 05/29/2008 4:18:17 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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