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How to Conquer Georgia
themoscowtimes.com ^ | 30 April 2008 | Yulia Latynina

Posted on 05/08/2008 2:32:44 PM PDT by Tailgunner Joe

Over the weekend, Foreign Ministry official Valery Kenyaikin cautioned Georgia against using NATO forces to resolve the territorial conflicts in Abkhazia and South Ossetia, saying Moscow would take "all possible measures to protect its citizens if fighting broke out" in these areas. It seems as though Russia is preparing for war with Georgia.

A few days ago I returned from Chechnya, where I observed the swift, bloodless routing of the Vostok regiment by military groups loyal to Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov. Vostok is a local military unit in Khankala, Chechnya, composed of ethnic Chechens that is formally a part of the 42nd Division of the General Staff's Main Intelligence Directorate.

There are several reasons why Vostok was defeated. When Kadyrov cracked down on the unit, Vostok's commander, Sulim Yamadayev, could not come to Chechnya for four days. While Kadyrov's forces were rounding up and bullying Vostok's fighters, Yamadayev was attending a meeting at the Defense Ministry.

In the first Chechen war, then-Brigadier General Yamadayev was probably in the mountains leading his troops, rather than attending meetings in Moscow. How effective can an army be when, during a military flare-up, its commander is attending meetings in Moscow instead of leading its troops on sight, where the conflict is taking place?

Second, while the defeated Vostok soldiers were chastised for "selling out to the Russians," Yamadayev's own division commander told the Vostok troops that their leader, Yamadayev, had been placed on a wanted list for his suspected criminal activity. I don't know who the Vostok soldiers sold out to, but it is clear who Yamadayev's division commander betrayed. Can an army wage war with a division commander like this?

Third, Vostok's commanders did not pay the unit's soldiers their salary in full. Officers simply faked the signatures in the payrolls, and professional soldiers received less than what their contracts stipulated. This is common practice in the Russian armed forces, and you can imagine how this helps increase recruitment into so-called elite, professional military units. Sometimes, officers line conscripts up outside at 6:30 a.m. in temperatures of minus 30 degrees Celsius and tell them that they cannot return to their barracks until they sign contracts for professional military service. Can this type of army ever be fit for battle?

With these three elements taken into account, the Foreign Ministry's declaration that Russia will wage war if NATO invades Abkhazia is just as plausible as a declaration to protect Abkhazia in the event of a Martian invasion.

If Moscow is truly serious about defending Abkhazia and South Ossetia, it must send troops -- and not just additional peacekeeping forces -- there instead of merely making a lot of noise. Making empty threats like Kenyaikin's is a no-win tactic any way you look at it. By doing so, Moscow is perceived as an irresponsible and irrational state and doesn't gain any territory. In the end, Russia is neither feared nor respected.

There is a simple rule that is well known even to street bandits: If you brandish your gun, be prepared to fire. But when Moscow whips out its gun, it only shouts, "We are offended," and then shoves the pistol back into its holster.

But all is not lost. I have a proposal for our leaders that will help them conquer Georgia -- and it is quite simple. All the Kremlin has to do is to convince Georgian officers to attend a training course at the Defense Ministry. This would be a brilliant military tactic. We will teach the Georgian officers to attend meetings instead of battles.


TOPICS: Russia
KEYWORDS: caucasus; chechnya; russia

1 posted on 05/08/2008 2:32:44 PM PDT by Tailgunner Joe
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To: Tailgunner Joe
How to Conquer Georgia

Ulysses S. Grant was unavailable for comment...

2 posted on 05/08/2008 2:36:28 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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To: Tailgunner Joe

Send in Uncle Billy!


3 posted on 05/08/2008 2:39:32 PM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: Tailgunner Joe

Didn’t Sherman already conquer Georgia? Oh wait..never mind it’s the other Georgia.


4 posted on 05/08/2008 2:39:42 PM PDT by Smittie
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To: Tailgunner Joe

The author of this article makes a very good point and has a very refined sense of sarcasm.


5 posted on 05/08/2008 2:45:00 PM PDT by dschapin
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To: Tailgunner Joe

how was Gruzia ever translated into Georgia?


6 posted on 05/08/2008 2:46:20 PM PDT by tired1 (responsibility without authority is slavery!)
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To: Tailgunner Joe

Shoot from the headline I thought we were getting ready to storm the Carter Center.


7 posted on 05/08/2008 2:48:07 PM PDT by rod1 (u)
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To: Tailgunner Joe

Stage a huge barbeque and while they are eating pork and drinking beer, sneak up on them?


8 posted on 05/08/2008 2:49:53 PM PDT by calex59
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To: Tailgunner Joe

If you’ve driven through or around Atlanta, you might conclude that Georgia has conquered herself.


9 posted on 05/08/2008 2:50:22 PM PDT by meyer (Still conservative, no longer Republican)
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To: JRios1968

I believe Sherman was the one who devastated Georgia.


10 posted on 05/08/2008 2:50:57 PM PDT by calex59
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To: calex59
I believe Sherman was the one who devastated Georgia.

But...but...was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor????

11 posted on 05/08/2008 2:54:17 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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To: JRios1968

Yes, when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor and the Japanese invaded Poland, Georgia pretty much came back into it’s own!


12 posted on 05/08/2008 2:58:51 PM PDT by calex59
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To: Tailgunner Joe

Take away their barbecue and NASCAR events. Move the Braves to Shreveport, the Hawks to Baton Rouge, and leave the Falcons alone....


13 posted on 05/08/2008 3:01:33 PM PDT by WarEagle (Can America survive a President named Hussein?)
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To: calex59
Those sneaky Japanese...

 

14 posted on 05/08/2008 3:05:11 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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To: Tailgunner Joe

I’m thinking Atlanta is the key to conquering Georgia ... and the key to conquering Atlanta, as 15 seasons of baseball has proven, clearly lies in injuring Chipper Jones.

As goes Chipper Jones, so goes the whole of Georgia. He’s kinda fragile ... aim for the hamstring.

H


15 posted on 05/08/2008 3:30:25 PM PDT by Hemorrhage
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To: calex59

True, but Grant was his superior officer and Sherman had to get his permission to implement his plans.


16 posted on 05/08/2008 3:31:02 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. - A. Lincoln)
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To: tired1

It wasn’t. The Persians who once ruled Georgia called it Gurjistan and that is where the Russian name “Gruzia” was derived.


17 posted on 05/08/2008 4:50:48 PM PDT by Tailgunner Joe
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To: Tailgunner Joe

t wasn’t. The Persians who once ruled Georgia called it Gurjistan and that is where the Russian name “Gruzia” was derived. So, the Persians called it Georgia?

riddle me this: how did Moskva become Moscow?


18 posted on 05/08/2008 5:15:23 PM PDT by tired1 (responsibility without authority is slavery!)
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