The stupid party strikes again: “The Change You Deserve”

Michelle malkin.com ^ | 5/13/08 | Michelle Malkin

[Gritty]

The crack research staff on crack at GOP HQ somehow missed that “Change You Deserve” is the marketing slogan for Effexor, an anti-depressant.

There. I fixed it.

[posterchild]

If I were new to the country and language I’d probably be pretty convinced by all this talk that ‘change’ was a commodity that could be purchased by the dozen, pound, or cubic foot.

[1rudeboy]

Don’t compliment this by calling it a rant. It’s a knee-jerk reaction (again, unless she knows something that we don’t and is unwilling to share).

[pissant]

She ain't gonna be endorsing Barr any time soon: The Bob Barr candidacy

By Michelle Malkin • May 12, 2008 09:34 AM

Many readers have e-mailed asking what I think of former Ga. Rep. Bob Barr’s presidential candidacy (he’s making an official announcement for the Libertarian Party nomination at 11am this morning).

Two words: Not much.

On immigration, he’s virtually indistinguishable from all the other remaining presidential candidates.

On homeland security, he’s joined with what Heather Mac Donald calls the “privocrats” in whipping up unfounded hysteria about intelligence-gathering efforts in a post-9/11 world.

On Iraq, he’s what Allahpundit calls the “poor man’s Ron Paul.”

And doesn’t the ACLU, for which Barr consults, already have enough candidates in the race?

[NoLibZone]

“Islam Sucks”

“There are 57 Muslim Nations Obama could win in”

“No to OIC candidate Obama”

“3,000 Dead in NYC”

[FrdmLvr]

How come we have such good analysists and such crappy leadership?

[Eye On The Left]

Monty Python Election Night Special: "Silly Party"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU

[NoLibZone]

“There are already have 57 Obamanations”

[x]

It wouldn't be a great slogan in any year, but it's awful this year.

Back to the drawing board.

[NoLibZone]

“GOP- Because jumping should never be an option”

[hinckley buzzard]

Through our “Change You Deserve” message and through our “American Families Agenda,” House Republicans will continue our efforts to speak directly to an American public

All right, gentlemen. I'm the Public--"speak directly" to me--What are you going to do about the border, about drilling for domestic oil and gas, about taxes, about the corn/ethanol fiasco, about the North Koreans, and the Iranians, and the Syrians, and the Saudis. I'm listening, schmucks. Speak to me.

[goldstategop]

I don't know. I have a feeling I won't be voting in November since no one much cares what I think. None of the candidates reflect my values.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

unless she knows something we don't

Michelle Malkin knows a great deal the typical Team Juan shills (and/or their willing online apologists) do not.

That's the problem right there, actually.

[darkangel82]

And we’re the ones who gave them the majority. Ungrateful bunch of (censored).

[Fast Moving Angel]

The word ‘’change’’ needs to go in the toilet alongside the words ‘’tolerance’’ and ‘’diversity’’.

[alicewonders]

The “change we deserve” is to take a big old vacuum cleaner & suck every single politician out of Washington DC! Put all new people in there - people that have been living in the REAL world - FOR A CHANGE.

[1rudeboy]

Nonsense. And you’re falling for it.

[pallis]

The GOP is certainly changing.

[Man50D]

I respectfully disagree with Michelle Malkin. The GOP is the party of change. They have gradually changed over to socialism.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

you’re falling for it.

"Falling" for what, pray tell? Be specific.