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Vote Schmuck!
ExurbanLeague.com ^ | May 21, 2008 | Exurban Jon

Posted on 05/22/2008 7:53:13 AM PDT by inkling


Photo: Brant Clinard, Ahwatukee Foothills News
Although many politicians are dumb schmucks, they aren't keen to advertise the fact. Unfortunately for one aspiring legislator in Phoenix's Ahwatukee neighborhood, he can hardly help it.

Frank Schmuck's campaign signs have become quite the collector's items:

"I put them up on Saturday and by Monday they were all gone. The only one left up is in my yard," said local attorney Guy Wolf, who volunteered to help Frank Schmuck in his bid for the Arizona Legislature. Wolf put up the signs along Desert Foothills Parkway, Pecos Road and on Chandler Boulevard...

"I do have a funny last name," he admitted, "but this early in the campaign season?"

Schmuck is running as a publicly-financed candidate, which means that in return for not raising money from traditional donors he will get a fixed amount of public funding for the primary and, if he wins, the general election. So when people take his signs, they are really taking public money from the Arizona Clean Election Commission.

"You're not stealing from Frank Schmuck, your stealing from the public," he said.

Words to live by. Thankfully, looking at his Web site, Schmuck seems to have a good sense of humor about his name. And as a decorated Persian Gulf War veteran, you look like a mensch to us here at ExLg. Good luck with the campaign!


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Arizona
KEYWORDS: arizona; elections; humor; schmuck

1 posted on 05/22/2008 7:54:09 AM PDT by inkling
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To: inkling
Schmuck rhymes with a certain four letter word that's banned on FR. ROFLMAO!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

2 posted on 05/22/2008 7:57:56 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: inkling

oy vey!


3 posted on 05/22/2008 7:58:02 AM PDT by camerakid400
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To: inkling

Years ago, I remember driving in the Peoria, IL area and seeing signs to re-elect Crook. Don’t recall for sure, but I think he was running for Atty Gen, or Auditor.


4 posted on 05/22/2008 8:00:15 AM PDT by knittnmom (...surrounded by reality!)
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To: 80 Square Miles

Reminds me of dentists and chiropractors with the name Dr. Payne. Very unfortunate line of work for them...


5 posted on 05/22/2008 8:03:21 AM PDT by inkling
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To: inkling

Schmuck for VP! McCain/Schmuck 08!


6 posted on 05/22/2008 8:04:52 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The GOP death march to the gravesite is underway.)
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To: inkling

He’s the only schmuck on the ticket....


7 posted on 05/22/2008 8:05:59 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?" -- Galatians 4:16)
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To: inkling

He’s the only schmuck on the ticket....


8 posted on 05/22/2008 8:05:59 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?" -- Galatians 4:16)
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To: goldstategop
Yeah, well, it's a "four-letter word" in Yiddish, notwithstanding it has seven in its romanized form.

Guy does sound like a mensch, tho....

9 posted on 05/22/2008 8:06:47 AM PDT by thulldud (Congress does not want answers. They want scapegoats. (andy58-in-nh))
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To: inkling

how ‘bout Dr, Borer?


10 posted on 05/22/2008 8:06:51 AM PDT by tired1 (responsibility without authority is slavery!)
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To: inkling

Here in the Madison, WI area, we have a Dr. Bills. :-)


11 posted on 05/22/2008 8:09:00 AM PDT by knittnmom (...surrounded by reality!)
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To: inkling

12 posted on 05/22/2008 8:11:36 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Peace Is Not The Question.)
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To: inkling

Geez. Several years back I changed my own last name for reasons that were far less urgent than being burdened with a monicker like “Schmuck!”

Oy Gevalt! Guy must be a real mensch to hang on to a handle like that. I bet his schoolboy days were no garden of sweets.


13 posted on 05/22/2008 8:37:22 AM PDT by Maceman (If you're not getting a tax cut, you're getting a pay cut.)
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To: inkling

Importantly, Mr. Frank Schmuck (R), do you realize that your campaign signs, on a t-shirt, could make you a fortune?

You might make enough to run for governor.


14 posted on 05/22/2008 8:51:32 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: inkling
I love those signs. "Vote Schmuck. THAT'S RIGHT!"

For better or worse, that's a name someone will always remember.

15 posted on 05/22/2008 9:01:40 AM PDT by Darren McCarty (Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in - Michael Corleone)
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To: Darren McCarty
Brigadier General Donald M. “Buck” Schmuck, (USMC ret.) (August 16, 1915 – January 24, 2004) was a United States Marine Corps brigadier general who served with distinction during World War II — and was awarded the Navy Cross and two Silver Stars for his heroic actions. The name didn't seem to hurt this guy.
16 posted on 05/22/2008 9:23:09 AM PDT by JimC214
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To: inkling

I thought this article was about Schumer!


17 posted on 05/22/2008 9:41:06 AM PDT by Freedom_Fighter_2001
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To: goldstategop
Schmuck rhymes with a certain four letter word that's banned on FR.

"Book?"

<}B^)

18 posted on 05/22/2008 10:38:38 AM PDT by Erasmus (Nihilism never amounted to anything.)
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To: inkling

These signs haven’t gone away for good. They’re just being collected for the presidential campaign in the fall.


19 posted on 05/22/2008 10:39:40 AM PDT by Erasmus (Nihilism never amounted to anything.)
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To: thulldud; inkling

“Vote for a real Schmuck” - Video at this link: http://cbs2.com/video/?cid=71


20 posted on 06/06/2008 8:54:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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