Skip to comments.McClellan Is a True Patriot, and my personal hero! Got to love the whistle Blower Laws
Posted on 05/29/2008 11:31:18 AM PDT by multimediaman
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I hope this troll gets the Zot with a great deal of exuberance.
Somewhere, there is a bridge missing something important...
Tis I, the boundless limitation; the laughing clown prince of despair. Verily, for thine eyes hath beheld me, they see me not, nor the clouds overhead, that pour out darkness upon the sad soliloquy of mine life, anon.
He’s busy over at KKKOS trying to get the KKKool KKKids to come over here and view his handiwork so they will let him sit at their table at lunch.....
looks like i made it in time...
Hello, Hello.. cat got your tongue?
I hope no one said a naughty word or the lunch room will be full of giggles.
Dang! Haven’t seen that classic in ages.
Gee still IBTZ, I was laughing so hard I thought I missed it!
Cry Havoc and let slip the very large and angry pussy cats of Zot?
IBTZ (my first)
my mind craws among the thorns and briars of my existence seeking a peace that does not exist
In your favor, you don’t use Caps Lock.
I can’t get into Juno, Google, or YouTube today.
Only FR is coming up.
Do you think it’s a sign?
Oh, I see that you are planning the inmprisonment (and worse) of Republican and conservatives if you sweep into office. How telling of liberals.
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
LOL at the title change.
You might want to choose words other than "whistle Blower" to describe him. Just my 2 cents.
Shinning?????????????????? Maybe he needs some TTTTTs
Can’t even spell - dead giveaway for an ignorant DUmmie.
Wasting space in schools - using up valuable oxygen - and these are ours - almost makes me miss the good old days of the USSR.
A ghost written book at that and now he owns every word of it.
It's where criminal prions are kept.
Please don’t be such a failure that you run and hide. Come out and defend your position.
I so hate fly by posters like yourself from du. Your lack of courage in having the testicles to stick around and defend your post is so revealing.
Finally found my Troll rant file.
You are a worthless pile of steaming donkey excrement. You lay around in the basement of your parents (probably dont have a daddy) home, posting on sites like DU, KOS and HUFFPO. You brag about all the buddies you have on the Internet, but dont realize that no one knows you are a just a lazy bum. You couldnt pour liquid human excrement out of a boot with instructions written on the top, bottom and both sides. People like you should be in a straight jacket on the way to a prison.
There are other people with your IQ currently serving in the US Congress. Just look at the (d) side of the isle, and you are probably at the top of the IQ list. The swimmer teddy is probably your true political hero, since he is stoned most of the day. Either he is or Robert KKK Byrd may be. Or are you more on the SAN FRAN NAN side? Maybe B Hussein O is your leftwing hero.
Did you have a few too many snorts of cocaine with your Tequila this morning? Why dont you go to the local office and collect your stinking food stamps and go buy your liquor and cigarettes for the week? Druggies like you should not be allowed anywhere near a computer. That can be dangerous, since you may accidently access a porn site and that could affect your IQ even worse at your age.
Just leave us alone to our intelligent political discussion. Well, you dont know what intelligence is, by your totally ignorant initial post. What is with liberals like you? You have to mess up the Internet with your whiny, juvenile ideas. I know first graders who have much more intellect than you exhibited with your little rant. There is nothing that indicates any amount of intelligence.
Does your mommy know you are alone with her computer? You should be banned from ever being allowed anywhere near any electronics again, since you may accidently shock yourself. Well, that could do some good and ensure you never reproduce any offspring. Go back to doing what you Dummies do best trash anyone you disagree with and praise the idiot democrats who hate America.
Whatever the case, you should never be allowed to vote in any election. It takes some understanding of politics to understand that every candidate and his or her supporters agree with and have the courage to ensure that agenda is good for America.
multimediaman, we hardly knew ye.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
a dead troll walking, IBTZ
You swine. You vulgar little lower case maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Arkansas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed (pot) , a fungus, the dregs of this earth. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meat slapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
I'm sorry. I can't go on. You are the epiphany of stupid. After this, you will not hear from me again. I don't have enough time nor desire left to deride your ignorant and half baked comments. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners.
I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective.
I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
I had named the file something way back when and forgot where I put it.
BTW Old Sarge, my rant above is not aimed at you, but the troll / original poster.
Good one! Here’s my troll rant. Original author unknown.
You’re a 1-bit brain with a parity error
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I’ll bet you couldn’t pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to torpidity. You are a stench, revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser.
You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape.
Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything.
Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been “right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
have a nice day... unless you’ve made other plans.
LOL. We should combine all those “troll rants” into one for the DU trolls.
I kinda figured, Sarmajor. A good Class 6 Rant, to be sure.
I have only one line I use on trolls (here and at LGF):
“Why are you bothering us? Can’t you find some nice traffic to play in?”
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