Dutch man suffers cut buttocks in joke mishap

One News Now ^ | June 3, 2008 | Associated Press

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Dutch police say a man who pushed his exposed buttocks against a restaurant window as a joke was injured when the glass broke and lacerated his behind.

Authorities say a man, 21, and two others had run down a street Sunday morning with their pants pulled down. The man pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant when it broke and cut him.

The injured man was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital. The cafe owner decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

BTTT!

[JRandomFreeper]

I've been here in Texas all week. Really.

/johnny

[KoRn]

I hate it when that happens!!

[Young Werther]

"Ass Me no questions and I'll tell you All Lies!"

[Ingtar]

Bottom to the top?
Bum’s tush torn tender?

[missnry]

Buttmaster: “But, your honor, I’m innocent!!”
Judge: “No BUTTS! You’re guilty!”

[Incorrigible]

Houd mijn bier en let op dit

[tet68]

So what’s this story about how you sat in poison ivy and can’t sit down?

[ErnBatavia]

pushed his exposed buttocks against a restaurant window as a joke

Ah....fond memories of what we used to call "The Pressed Ham Maneuver"...

[billorites]

[meyer]

"In the butt, Bob"

for those that remember "The Newlyweds show.

[apastron]

Should have pressed charges. The guy will probably end up suing the restaurant....

[Joe 6-pack]

I guess I’m lucky...mine came pre-split.

[mirkwood]

[I Drive Too Fast]

Hmmmm, a Cutasstrophe?

[LiberConservative]

“El Doctor. Hellooooo. Just don’t sew anything shut that’s supposed to be open, OK?”

[RepoGirl]

Those Wacky Dutch PING.

[WillWriteForFood]

Thanks for the “smile of the week” - still wiping away tears. Even beats “giggly” Chris Matthews!

[Pablo64]

He sure made and @ss of himself!

[thesharkboy]

Houd mijn bier en let op dit

LOL

[navyguy]

Pressed Ham mishap.

[oh8eleven]

Ping!

[mikrofon]

In the French sectors of the country, the man was said to receive l'asserations

[Rebelbase]

Ha. Pressed ham got into the slicer by accident!

[Rebelbase]

“BTTT!”

In this case, BUTT!

[lesser_satan]

LOL. At least his injuries were minor and he won’t be getting a Darwin Award for his indiscretion.

[JRios1968]

[Slings and Arrows]

Did you perhaps mean Lazamataz? He’s still on time-out - don’t know if he’ll be back.

[knighthawk]

Hehehe