Posted on 06/05/2008 12:04:07 PM PDT by pabianice
NOTICE TO ALL FOREIGN CITIZENS and THEIR GOVERNMENTS!
(EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY)
1. As a sovereign nation, you have the same rights to govern your nation as we have. Whether freely elected or despotic tyranny, how you run your government and DOMESTIC affairs is between you and your leaders. If you people don’t like how your government is behaving, we suggest you read some American history for the period between, say, 1774 and 1789. The world is awash in various sorts of small arms and other weapons. Getting enough to turn out your tyrant-du-jour ought not be a problem. Yes, many people will die (just as they did HERE in the late 1700s). It’s the price of freedom. But — and this is important to us — our SOLDIERS will not be among the dead. And trust us when we tell you that the casualties of your revolution will pale compared to those you will suffer should we be forced to invoke Clause 3!
2. Please pay SPECIAL attention to the word “domestic” in number 1.
3. The MINUTE we become privy to firm, corroborated intelligence that you have plans to harm the United States or one of our recognized allies — or, worst case — DO, in fact carry out such an operation, the United States and any such allies who wish to assist will come to you and request that you cease and desist. If you refuse to do so, we will TURN MOST OF YOUR LAND INTO A SMOKING RUIN. (If you’ve never seen RUBBLE BOUNCE, it’s quite a sight. Just as the Japanese saw that in 1945, we saw a good bit of that on 9/11 – and will never forget it. The Japanese never forgot it – and neither will those of you who survive!) We include in this list of threats AIDING, ABETTING, HARBORING, TRAINING OR SUPPLYING THOSE WHO, ALTHOUGH NOT CITIZENS OF YOUR NATION, MAKE PLANS TO HARM US OR AN ALLY.
We wish to live and fairly trade in peace with all peoples — BUT harm us or injure/kill American/allied citizens AND YOUR WORLD AS YOU HAVE KNOWN IT WILL SIMPLY GO AWAY — FOREVER.
(If you have never seen it, slide on down to Blockbuster and rent “The Day the Earth Stood Still” with Arabic/Farsi subtitles, of course. REREAD 3 AND THINK “GORT.”) And also remember that, since we have pulled our guys out of other nations and closed those bases – horribly costly activities with which we are no longer burdened, we have devoted those diverted resources to new, more effective human intelligence gathering methods using many of YOUR citizens as paid snitches (no more stupid Church Amendment!) so we WILL KNOW when you’re up to no good. And don’t forget that those freed up resources will allow development of more devastating weapons should we need them. Trust us when we tell you that they’re really cool.
4. And speaking of “cool,” once those smoking ruins have sufficiently cooled – and the radiation levels have fallen — we will put boots on the ground, clear any remaining resistance and seize your former property for the benefit of those who participated in the neutralization of the threat you posed. Casualties among our troops should be very limited because, as we think you have seen, the weapons possessed by the United States will leave very few to resist. REREAD 4 AND THINK 51st STATE!
Call us with any QUESTIONS. Or visit our web site at www.bendoverandkissyourassgoodbye.gov
Thank you for your support in this vital matter.
The SANE People of the United States of America
Until this becomes our policy, we continue to honor those who have paid the ultimate price for the freedoms so many of us now take for granted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WDrbbtaO0E
A photo was recently posted on the web showing a white board in a Marine barracks in Iraq on which one trooper had written the following:
“America is NOT at war. The United States military is at war. America is at the MALL!”
Indeed!
LOL, in my book that goes without saying. Especially when you probably had to kill to gain it. Good point though.
“Why doesn’t the enemy have any air power in Iraq?”
Ok, that’s just dumb. We’re talking about terrorists here, not nation states. Al Qaeda doesn’t have an air force.
Who knows when and by whom the next attack will come? When it happens--and it will, sooner or later, it's too late to start building planes to fight them with.
Also, when the enemy knows that we are well prepared to fight them, it just may make them rethink attacking us.
I agree with both of the previous posters. You can’t establish control of the ground until you control the air and you can’t establish a victory without boots on the ground.
I too agree, and I’m wondering what this has to do with the allegations. Our bomber tanker, fighter, logistical, and drone aircraft have been used to the max in Iraq and Afghanistan. What’s the beef?
Army Navy, Marines, National guard, etc are in the same boat. I guess I need to read the article.
Initial appearance is, someone has a screw loose, and it does not appear to be the Air Force.
The.. USN [is]are run by fliers.
The last three CNO’s were SWO’s (surface warfare officers)
The last aviator was Jay Johnson during the last century (1996 - 2000) and before him the last aviator CNO was Admiral Hayward CNO from 1978-1982.
“...run by fliers”
Yup.
Our enemy has no air power soley because we wiped it from the skies.
Now, the job of local ground support belongs to the Army and the Marines.
Agreed. Once strategic control is gained, the ground pounders have their own CAS.
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