Skip to comments.Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate
Posted on 06/09/2008 5:44:28 PM PDT by inkling
Here's an odd Obama controversy I hadn't yet heard about. Apparently, the Lamb of Chicago has not released his Hawaii birth certificate despite several media requests. Jim Geraghty thinks it would end several persistent rumors concerning his birth.
Although Geraghty makes some good points, Exurban League's research interns have uncovered several reasons Obama is keeping it under wraps.
Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate
10. Despite the claims of his supporters, it was not technically a virgin birth.
9. Full name is Ayatollah Mubarack Hussein Obama-Khomeni bin Laden.
8. Actual birth date would reveal he's a Virgo, and those people are %#&*@! CRAZY.
7. Accidentally shredded it while going through his Rezko mortgage records.
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He is a citizen of Kenya?
Re # 8.
We Vigoians, Virginians, whatever you want to call us: yes, weez %&U%$&*&&^^ CRAZY!
Wouldn’t that be something if true....
If it's because he's a bastard, that's no big deal: Billyblytheclinton is a bastard, and it didn't stop him.
Scumbags like Obama always got something to hide.
He’s probably got “Muhammed” as one of his middle names.
Might not be too far from the truth.
I like number 9.
There are a lot of interesting possibilities. It is posible his mother was legally married to his father because he was already married, so his last name should be Dunham. Maybe he doesn’t want people to know his first name is really Barry and he adopted a Muslim name later.
Parents listed as islamic fundamentalist.
You would think at the very least documents such as his birth certificate would be required to be available for the public to see.
As far as being a bastard... it looks like that’s become the standard for the Dems when they choose a candidate.
aren’t county courthouse records public??
You certainly have to produce one to be able to volunteer to lay your life down for your nation in the military.
At the least, a Commander-in-Chief should have to share THAT.
So THAT'S my problem!!! I never knew!!
Shouldn’t that be an easy thing to get a hold of? Here all you need is your name, date of birth, and the $$ for the copy.
Wow, could this be true?
“Barack Obama is not legally a U.S. Natural-born citizen according to the law on the books at the time of his birth, which falls between “December 24, 1952 to November 13, 1986? . Presidential office requires a natural-born citizen if the child was not born to two U.S. Citizen parents”
Don’t know if I can post all of it but it is interesting reading.
Do we know, unequivically, that he IS an American citizen. . .Or. . . is he even younger than the already ‘youngest’ candidate. . .
According to the article linked to this article here:
“Reporters have asked for it and been denied, and the state of Hawaii does not make such records public.”