[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I knew nothing good could come of eating tofu....YES, I feel so vindicated.

Where is my cheeseburger?

[Dawnsblood]

I think they serve cheeseburgers here.

[woollyone]

Someone needs to declare the tofudabeast an endangered species and spare us all!

[alarm rider]

I always use a line with the Veggies that never fails to irritate, confuse and cause “deer in the headlights” looks.

Goes something like:

So, are you aware that your ancient ancestors fought their way up the food chain, through danger and sure swift death over the centuries so that you could eat sprouts and Tofu? Do you realize that if they had eaten grass and wet beans you would not be here now?