Skip to comments.Blast flattens house of Hamas commander, killing 4 [another work related accident....]
Posted on 06/12/2008 6:29:53 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Blast flattens house of Hamas commander, killing 4 Jun 12 09:07 AM US/Eastern By IBRAHIM BARZAK Associated Press Writer BEIT LAHIYA, Gaza Strip (AP) - A blast flattened the house of a militant commander in the Gaza Strip Thursday, killing four people, wounding 40 and burying an unknown number of others, Palestinian officials said.
Israel, which routinely accepts responsibility for attacks on military targets, denied involvement. But Hamas said the blast was caused by an Israeli airstrike and responded with a heavy barrage of rockets and mortar shells into southern Israel, wounding an Israeli woman.
The spiraling violence threatened to undermine last-ditch efforts to secure a truce between Israel and Hamas and stave off an Israeli invasion of Gaza.
Israel's denial raised the possibility that the blast was caused by explosives meant for use against Israel that went off prematurely.
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Jeff Denham: So, you're a suicide bomber. I imagine there's a school for that. Is it nice?
Achmed: It was.
Jeff: What happened?
Achmed: NEW GUY!! He tried to practice.
Jeff: What did you learn from that?
Achmed: Location, location, location.
Achmed is hilarious.
Best news I’ve seen all day.
It was not Mohammed, but Achmad. He was holding down the detonator switch while the safety was being attached. He heard the prayer call and let it go.
“Next, Achmed, attach the red wire to the positive terminal. This is critical. Get it wrong and it will set bomb off. Ready?
What? Yes. The red wire. RED wire. R E D.
Of course I am sure. RED. Not the white wire. The RED one.
I am sure I am sure. The RED one.
Now, just do i. . . “
Later. . . .
“The virgins, Achmed, They all look like Helen Thomas. Noooooo!!!!!
clearly crane related
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