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Hey! Who's the s**t-for-brains c******king p***y who took my response down? This is a f****n' George Carlin memorial thread. And if the man is going to be attacked by some small-minded c**t with one of the seven f****n' dirty words, then the man should be defended with as many of 'em as it takes.

Therefore, to f****n' repeat myself.

1. He has heart attack.
2. All goes black
3. He 'comes to', and ...

4. "F**K!!! F**K!!! I was WRONG!!! I'm SORRY!!! OH SH!T!!! NOOOO!!! FORGIVE ME!!! OH NOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOO!!!! PLEASE GOD, I DIDN"T KNOW... HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

And God says, "S**t, George, calm the f**k down and don't P**s yourself. Jesus f****n' Christ, there ain't no way I'm goin' to let a "M**********r like you who made Me laugh so f****n' much end up anywhere but here. Here, have an angel. Take this one, she's a big fan of yours. Pretty little c**t, ain't she? Nice t**s. And take it from Me, she's a great c********r. You two go off and have a f****n' great time, okay? Say hi to Lenny for Me."