Posted on 06/29/2008 5:55:03 AM PDT by yankeedame
By Polly Dunbar
Last updated at 10:38 PM on 28th June 2008
Pot-holed roads, crumbling schools, litter-strewn streets theres no shortage of problem areas crying out for their attention.
But councils believe they have found a better use for their money: reducing the number of holes in chip shop salt shakers.
Research has suggested that slashing the holes from the traditional 17 to five could cut the amount people sprinkle on their food by more than half.

Trickle or Treat: Chip shop owner Carol Ackerman shows off
an old 17-hole shaker and the new model
And so at least six councils have ordered five-hole shakers at taxpayers expense and begun giving them away to chip shops and takeaways in their areas.
Leading the way has been Gateshead Council, which spent 15 days researching the subject of salty takeaways before declaring the new five-hole cellars the solution.
Officers collected information from businesses, obtained samples of fish and chips, measured salt content and carried out experiments to determine how the problem of excessive salt being dispensed could be overcome by design.
They decided that the five-hole pots would reduce the amount of salt being used by more than 60 per cent yet give a visually acceptable sprinkling that would satisfy the customer.
The council commissioned Drywite Ltd a catering equipment company based in the West Midlands to make five-hole shakers and bought 1,000 of them at a cost of £2,000, giving them away to fast-food outlets in their areas. .....
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Jeez, these people are naive. People look at the food they are spraying salt on. When they see enough salt they stop. Putting less holes only means they are going to be shaking a lot more.
Next, the Nanny State will mandate only one full turn of a pepper mill be allowed per plate .... for the sake of the children.
How will the customer be able to tell the difference between the salt and the pepper shakers now? :)
At least they'll be getting more exercise. :{)
They can pull out their revolver and shoot a few more holes in it.
I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
Did the Muslims and the Vikings steal all the pretty women from England?
I was just wondering..
Do the Councillors have spiffy little uniforms and hats?
You know, like band uniforms with lots of gilt and brass?
Or do they wear chains and Top Hats, like a Lord Mayor.
Or maybe powdered wigs?
Just curious.
Gee, I know that I always use my eyes to determine whether enough salt has been added to my food! I would NEVER actually try tasting the stuff!
I do have a question... Since they're cutting back on the number of holes in the shakers to reduce the amount of salt in each "shake," will they also pass a law to keep people from using additional shakes?
I know that when I'm at a pizza shop and want some grated cheese on my slice, if the shaker is clogged, I'll simply give it more shakes...
Mark
Gateshead Council defended its decision. A spokesman said: Research carried out by us discovered customers were often receiving huge quantities of salt with their fish and chips up to half their daily allowance. The council was so disturbed it decided to commission a manufacturer to produce a salt shaker with fewer holes, which it distributed free to every fish and chip shop and hot food takeaway in Gateshead.
We believe the cost to be a small price to pay for potentially saving lives.
Nothing is too trivial for a petty tyrant. We must stop Big Salt!
Shake, taste; shake, taste; shake, taste; etc.
Two problems wit this insanity.
First, since the flow rate of salt depends on the radius
of the hole (r*r), the Brits better regulate hole size, too.
Perhaps a new type of Police are necessary to regulate
this important matter.
Second, what about the British girls being raped all over
England, or sold at Gatwick?
When 17-hole salt shakers are outlawed only outlaws will have 17-hole salt shakers
don’tja jus’ love stupid people?!
occasionally someone will tell me to not put so much salt on food.
but i do 120 staircases per day in the desert. today’s temp 114 degrees.
i sweat a lot. in fact, i take salt tabs.
Well then at least the muslims will be able to salt their chips.
Check out the comments at the link. Colin in the UK voiced a concern about Repetitive Strain Injury, lol.
The leaders of the UK have all gone crazy, they have all bought into the left wing agenda and are intent on turning Britain over to the muslims and communist. 5 hole salt shakers simply means people will shake longer to get the salt they want on their food. People go by taste, and sight, when it comes to salt. 5 holes won’t make a difference but it will make this left wing dumb a**es “feel good” so therefore they do it. When you become a left wing crazy do they remove part of the brain or are these people born mentally deficient?
Just one more example that Soclaism is Insanity....

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head;
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup;
And looking up, I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat,
Made the bus in seconds flat;
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke;
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream . . .
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They do seem to have fancy chains... the old Mayor going for Fair Trade.

The new Mayor. I guess the ladies also get a fancy gown (trimmed with fake fur, I'm sure)
Thanks. They DO seem to have a lot of power.
This is idiotic as eating the deep fried in oil fish and chips themselves may be at least as unhealthy as the salt. I expect next to hear of some local Council to issuing a dictat regulating the amount of toilet paper used per sitting and mandating the installation sheet limiting dispensers ... all to save the world from global warming.
http://www.gateshead.gov.uk/Council%20and%20Democracy/represents/mayor/civictraditions.aspx#Robes
I'm surprised the PETA folks haven't destroyed it....
The Mayor is appointed by 66 councillors - a lot of sucking up to do...:^)
They know they are paying for your health care; they think they are paying for your health.
I must say, for a forty-year old with two kids, she........Nevermind...
Bet she never brings her PC to THAT shop again!
Um...really? I've crammed a good many culinary experiences into my 60-odd years, but this one has so far eluded me...
No...usually just rather tired suits, I'm afraid.
Even better remove the top or the plug on the bottom of the shaker and just be careful not to get too much salt on the food.
Good post!
The next step in this regulatory idiocy will be to ban the manufacture of salt shakers completely.
Didn’t Swift’s Gulliver’s Travels go into some detail regarding the proper way to crack an egg? He was writing satire but if he were alive today he would have to come up with something a little more trivial to compete with how many holes one should have in a salt shaker.
Did they place a limit on the size of the 5 allowed holes??
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