Posted on 06/30/2008 12:13:54 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy
BERLIN (Reuters) A woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.
Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.
"One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck," said a spokesman for local police. "The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear."
Police said it was unclear what the women had intended to do with the "manure bombs," but added the incident could be linked to victory celebrations surrounding the Euro 2008 semi-finals on Wednesday evening, when Germany beat Turkey 3-2.
(Reporting by Kerstin Gehmlich; Editing by Matthew Jones)
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Meadow muffin grenades?...Does Artie Johnson know about this?....Veeeery Innnnterestiiiinnnng!....
I’m having visions of smelly buck naked frauleins dashing thru meadow....
Seems very likely.
I have to give Al-Reuters credit for a great headline, bound to be an all-time classic along with “Headless Body in Topless Bar” and (the strictly fictitious) “Talking Dog Robs Bank, Flees in UFO.”
This thread is worthless without pics..............
Every available officer is on the case.
“This thread is worthless without pics..............”
That would get me in deep, er, dung with the mods.
Guess the Spaniards had better be forewarned to watch out for naked manure-bearing Frauleins.
Yes, they don’t like dirty pictures.......
Something stinks about this......
As a man who spent 31 months in Germany I can tell you that once you start slugging down those large German beers, which are stronger than ours and taste better, anything can happen. Never climbed down into a honey pot though. We used to call the wagons that took human manure to the fields for fertilizer honey wagons and the septic tanks, or whatever they were, that collected the sh** we called honey pots.
DUNG!
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