Nicodeme Petion
Posted on 07/02/2008 10:05:37 AM PDT by Renfield
FORT PIERCE — A 41-year-old man who told police he was just “relaxing” with his pants undone at the Fort Pierce Community Center was arrested and charged Saturday with lewd or lascivious exhibition/masturbation.
Fort Pierce Police officers saw Nicodeme Petion sitting in the driver’s seat with his pants open, belt unbuckled with a sock over his genital area, according to a police report. Before police contact with Petion, a family with young children walked past his 1994 green Chevy Caprice and the mother looked inside the car and quickly ran over and picked up her child to escort them pass Petion’s vehicle, according to a police report.
Petion told officers he was “just relaxing in the park” and that his pants were open because he was “hot,” according to a police report.
Also, officers found a black and red book bag with 11 condoms, a pamphlet on STD awareness, Latina babes pornographic magazine, two white ankle socks and one black sock with possible seminal secretions.
Also, Petion was cited for driving while his license was suspended.
Nicodeme Petion
Put a sock ON IT!
Oh, good.
I could ask what it was suspended from, but that would be tacky, so I won't.
That sock puppet only has one eye.
He should see a doctor about THAT condition....talk about Athlete's Foot!
Reveille! Reveille! Drop your sock and grab your c**k!
“just relaxing in the park”
So THAT’S what they’re calling it these days. Clearly, I haven’t been keeping up with my “slang” lingo.
So, Bubba Clinton has been in Florida again?
All the replies on this thread seem to see this pervert as entertainment.
Thank you Hollywood.
He wasn’t driving.
All the replies on this thread seem to see this pervert as entertainment.
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You don’t get the male of the species, do ya?
I don’t think there is a period in western history where we males would not have been making jokes about a guy busted for using a white sock in an act of public masturbation. Hollywood is not the reason we still chuckle at the inappropriately-timed passing of gas, either.
Not in front of the women and children who are the targets of these perverts.
You should ask the women in your life how many times these type of things happen to them and just how scared they get. There is a reason why women go around in groups.
As long as his junk was covered by a sock, I fail to see how this was a crime. If it was, then they had better round up every Speedo-clad German tourist in Miami.
They probably deduced that he drove to that location, suspended license and all.
What kind of replies were you expecting?
Something your mother would respect.
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