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Glamour lesbians attack Pope and Catholic Church (This one's rip=snortin' funny)
Daily Telegraph (AU) ^ | July 9, 2008 | Joe Hildebrand

Posted on 07/10/2008 1:03:59 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o

A GROUP of glamour lesbians who believe the world was created by an alien civilisation 25,000 years ago have criticised the Catholic Church for being out of touch.

The representatives of the Gay Raelian society yesterday staged a demonstration outside Parliament House to protest the Pope's arrival for World Youth Day next week. Raelian spokeswoman Eden Bates said it was an insult that the Pope would be welcomed into Australia when "our gorgeous, fantastic spiritual leader Rael wasn't even given the respect of a visa".

"I'm not Catholic, I'm Raelian and I'd like to see police escorts for our beautiful profit when he comes to Australia," she said. Special Section: Full coverage - Pope's visit, World Youth Day Ms Bates said the Catholic Church was archaic and people needed to come to a better understanding about the world around them.

Asked the difference between the Church and the tenets of Raelianism, she said: "We are an internaitonal, non-profit organisaton that understands that we have been creataed by an advanced civilisation that came to this planet 25,000 years ago and created everything that we are and everything we see around us." Ms Bates said the Raelians didn't care if a person was gay or straight or bi-sexual or even just a little bit curious.

Her friend Gerry Texeira agreed. "We believe the time has come for us to understand the truth about our existence," he said. Rael is a Frenchman and former motor sport journalist and race-car driver whose parents, the Vorilhons, called him Claude.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...


TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: alien; anticatholic; callingartbell; dweebs; homosexualagenda; raelian
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...criticized the Catholic Church for being out of touch. (Snort.)
1 posted on 07/10/2008 1:03:59 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o
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To: Mrs. Don-o

Tom?..........where’s Tom?.................


2 posted on 07/10/2008 1:04:58 PM PDT by Red Badger (If we drill deep enough, we can reach the Saudi oil fields from THIS side..........)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

We need pics of the glamour lezbos to determine innocence or guilt


3 posted on 07/10/2008 1:05:14 PM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: pissant

Lol! You’re desperation is showing.....;)


4 posted on 07/10/2008 1:06:31 PM PDT by derllak
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To: pissant

Pics at link. GUILTY!


5 posted on 07/10/2008 1:07:31 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: Mrs. Don-o
police escorts for our beautiful profit (sic) when he comes to Australia
6 posted on 07/10/2008 1:07:46 PM PDT by steve86 (Acerbic by nature, not nurtureĀ™)
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To: pissant
From the pic at the source they're almost ugly enough to join Code Pink.
7 posted on 07/10/2008 1:08:04 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: derllak

That’s not desperation, it’s curiosity. I’m female, straight and generally regarded as ‘hot’, and I can’t wait to see these ‘gorgeous lesbians’.


8 posted on 07/10/2008 1:08:59 PM PDT by definitelynotaliberal
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To: Mrs. Don-o
“...our beautiful profit...”. Huh??? Um.m.m, I think the writer may have meant “prophet” — then again, maybe not. Oy!
9 posted on 07/10/2008 1:09:18 PM PDT by Constitutions Grandchild
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To: Mrs. Don-o

Here's the gals in question. Heh.

10 posted on 07/10/2008 1:09:25 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (Point of information.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

Decidedly unglamorous. Sue 'em for false advertising.

11 posted on 07/10/2008 1:10:19 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

One of the trainers at my old gym was part of this wacked out group. He was S*T*R*A*N*G*E!


12 posted on 07/10/2008 1:10:23 PM PDT by ninergold3 (Don't like my attitude? Then get one of your own!)
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To: Mad Dawg; NYer; DieHard the Hunter

Well?


13 posted on 07/10/2008 1:11:01 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (Point of information.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o
Shhhhhh The mothership can't carry everyone!

...don't worry Louie, we won't forget you, promise.

14 posted on 07/10/2008 1:12:18 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Mrs. Don-o
Rael is a Frenchman and former motor sport journalist and race-car driver whose parents, the Vorilhons, called him Claude.

Didn't the Beatles have a song with those lyrics?

15 posted on 07/10/2008 1:12:34 PM PDT by r9etb
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To: Dr. Eckleburg; Alex Murphy; Larry Lucido; Manfred the Wonder Dawg

Must be true, you can’t make this up. < sarc>


16 posted on 07/10/2008 1:14:18 PM PDT by Gamecock (The question is not, Am I good enough to be a Christian? rather Am I good enough not to be?)
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To: Mrs. Don-o
A GROUP of glamour lesbians

Looking at the photos definately not. Fit right in with Rosie.

17 posted on 07/10/2008 1:14:44 PM PDT by C19fan
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To: Gomez
Photobucket

Not really a Genesis ping...;)

18 posted on 07/10/2008 1:14:46 PM PDT by andyssister
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To: Mrs. Don-o

Guilty-as-Hell, and damned to-boot!


19 posted on 07/10/2008 1:15:46 PM PDT by CowboyJay (There's always 2012...)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

“Lipstick Lesbian” has a nicer ring to it.

But it doesn’t apply here .....


20 posted on 07/10/2008 1:16:35 PM PDT by Disturbin (Liberals: buying votes with your tax dollars)
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To: Mrs. Don-o
"I'm not Catholic, I'm Raelian and I'd like to see police escorts for our beautiful profit when he comes to Australia," she said.

Does she date lesbians for fun and prophet?

21 posted on 07/10/2008 1:17:25 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Conservatives say, 'Seeing is believing.' - - - Liberals say, 'Believing is seeing'.)
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To: r9etb
whose parents, the Vorilhons, called him Claude.

For just a moment I thought it said the Vorlons...
22 posted on 07/10/2008 1:18:16 PM PDT by visualops (artlife.us -nature photography desktop wallpapers)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

I don’t think I’ve ever seen such glamor before.


23 posted on 07/10/2008 1:18:23 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The problem with the rat race is,even if you win you're still a rat.)
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To: Red Badger
Tom?..........where’s Tom?.................

Tom won't come out of the closet...

24 posted on 07/10/2008 1:19:17 PM PDT by null and void (With Nobama it will be 9/10 through 9/17 every week. - Coffee200AM)
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To: Mrs. Don-o
"Those are MEN, baby!"


25 posted on 07/10/2008 1:19:51 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Conservatives say, 'Seeing is believing.' - - - Liberals say, 'Believing is seeing'.)
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To: definitelynotaliberal
I’m female, straight and generally regarded as ‘hot’

*waving*

26 posted on 07/10/2008 1:21:01 PM PDT by null and void (With Nobama it will be 9/10 through 9/17 every week. - Coffee200AM)
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To: Mrs. Don-o
Why don't they also criticize the Muslims for being out of touch? They condemn lesbians, too.
27 posted on 07/10/2008 1:23:25 PM PDT by Heartland Mom (Build the fence, secure our borders, deport illegals - Protect our sovereignty!)
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To: visualops
For just a moment I thought it said the Vorlons...

"hhhhh...After looking at those Lesbians...there is a hole in your mind's eye."


28 posted on 07/10/2008 1:24:04 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Conservatives say, 'Seeing is believing.' - - - Liberals say, 'Believing is seeing'.)
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To: visualops

lol


29 posted on 07/10/2008 1:26:31 PM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: definitelynotaliberal
That’s not desperation, it’s curiosity. I’m female, straight and generally regarded as ‘hot’, and I can’t wait to see these ‘gorgeous lesbians’.

Gee, now I'm curious to see a picture of you.

30 posted on 07/10/2008 1:27:44 PM PDT by LexBaird (Behold, thou hast drinken of the Aide of Kool, and are lost unto Men.)
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To: null and void

Xenu will not permit it./Just Asking - seoul62........


31 posted on 07/10/2008 1:27:59 PM PDT by seoul62
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To: martin_fierro


"I think I just lost the World's Ugliest title..."
32 posted on 07/10/2008 1:29:20 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Proudly belching carbon units since 1961)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

#1’s a man. #3’s reasonably attractive. The other two? Not so much.


33 posted on 07/10/2008 1:29:45 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: definitelynotaliberal

Pissy knows I was teasing him, but in all my years on this earth, I have yet to see a “hot” lesbian.


34 posted on 07/10/2008 1:30:40 PM PDT by derllak
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To: derllak

Come to Silicon Valley, and I can show you some...


35 posted on 07/10/2008 1:31:53 PM PDT by null and void (With Nobama it will be 9/10 through 9/17 every week. - Coffee200AM)
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To: Mrs. Don-o; Salvation; narses; SMEDLEYBUTLER; redhead; Notwithstanding; nickcarraway; Romulus; ...
Catholic Ping
Please freepmail me if you want on/off this list


36 posted on 07/10/2008 1:34:10 PM PDT by NYer ("Ignorance of scripture is ignorance of Christ." - St. Jerome)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

Misspelled words I noted in this article (just the part posted here):

profit
internaitonal
creataed


37 posted on 07/10/2008 1:35:39 PM PDT by Rick.Donaldson (http://www.transasianaxis.com - Please visit for latest on DPRK/Russia/China/et al.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

Slipperman:

“We like you, have tasted love.
Don’t be alarmed at what you see,
You yourself are just the same
As what you see in me.”

Rael:

“What, Me?”...”Like you?”...”Like *that*?”


38 posted on 07/10/2008 1:40:28 PM PDT by DGHoodini (Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra; derllak

Firing squad, with bags over their heads.

39 posted on 07/10/2008 1:40:32 PM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: Mrs. Don-o
Are Glamour Lesbians something like Executive Transvestites?
40 posted on 07/10/2008 1:41:13 PM PDT by A Texan (Oderint dum metuant)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

A GROUP of glamour lesbians

Hahhhaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahah......
Okay, okay.
Got that out of my system.
No wait..
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah....
Yes much better.......


41 posted on 07/10/2008 1:42:39 PM PDT by SECURE AMERICA (Got Freedom ? Thank a Veteran...... Want to keep Freedom? Don't vote Obama)
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To: definitelynotaliberal

*sends flowers*


42 posted on 07/10/2008 1:42:46 PM PDT by Old Sarge (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: martin_fierro

Notice the theme -

we deny the existance of God because acknowledging His existance would be contrary to the narcissistic lifestyle we’ve chosen.


43 posted on 07/10/2008 1:45:13 PM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: Mrs. Don-o
GUILTY
GUILTY
GUILTY
GUILTY

44 posted on 07/10/2008 1:45:39 PM PDT by Voter#537 (I will sit out the '08 presidential election----I can't vote for A RINO or A BOZO)
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To: TexasCajun

Now you've crossed the line!
Tom Cruise is not a Lesbian!
Lesbians like women.
45 posted on 07/10/2008 1:47:34 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: null and void

So I pulled out my gun!... ;-)


46 posted on 07/10/2008 1:50:50 PM PDT by Pyro7480 ("If the angels could be jealous of men, they would be so for one reason: Holy Communion." -M. Kolbe)
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To: martin_fierro

Now I believe that hell exists.


47 posted on 07/10/2008 1:52:52 PM PDT by 353FMG (What marxism and fascism could not destroy, liberalism did.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

In the picture there’s a guy, Gerry Texeira, posing with the lesbos. I thought “I’m a lesbian trapped inside of a man’s body” was a lame come-on.


48 posted on 07/10/2008 1:56:44 PM PDT by LiberConservative ("Typical" white guy)
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To: Mrs. Don-o
This is a glamour lesbian:

These women are:


49 posted on 07/10/2008 1:58:31 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: Bon mots
But Caption Tom will pilot the Mothership for these lesbian alien wannabees.

...Scientology and all.

50 posted on 07/10/2008 1:59:41 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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