Posted on 07/13/2008 5:05:50 AM PDT by Kaslin
Im blown away by how bubbly some supposed evangelicals have become over Barack Obama. Several major evangelical ministers, Christian entertainers (whatever that means), and lesser pundits have thrown their names and crowds behind BHO for POTUS.
Id like to name their names, but that would somehow flatter them and then their posse would email/call me and Id have to talk to them and act nice and stuff, which is about as appealing to me as watching Joan Rivers make out with Cher.
Before Im labeled a hater by the Ichthus wing of the Obama camp, Id like to clarify for all the whiners everywhere who are having a hissy over my opposition to Obama that I dont hate him nor do I want to cut his nuts off like Jesse Jackson would like to. The only people I hate are the crappy drivers down here in Miami, al Qaeda and of course all dry cleaners.
In addition, Im sure Obamas a nice guy, for a politicianexcept, obviously, not to the baby hes completely cool with aborting. And thats what our pigmentally-enhanced junior state senator from Chicago is: a politician. Nothing more, nothing less (insert yawn here).
Heck, even his sensei for the last 20 years, the pastor of good tidings of great joy (plus bigotry, anti-American rhetoric and whacked conspiracy theories), the reverend Jeremiah Wright, has said the above about his famous disciple. Yep, Baracks main holy man stated as he tumbled beneath the bus Obama flung him under a couple of months ago that BHO puts the Mac in Machiavelli.
But what does Reverend Wright know about Obamas character? And what does BHOs uber-liberal secular to le core voting record prove?
Apparently nothing to some of Gods easy-to-fleece sheep who have blown off the moral/cultural imperatives inherent within Scripture for their svelte saviors savoir-faire. (Notice the French? Wed better speak French or BHO will get POed.)
No, to some of the hip and groovy progressive Christians, it doesnt matter that Obamas worldview is not a Christian one but rather a secular point of view. (BTW, a worldview, for believers unfamiliar with the term, is not what you get when you have a window seat on Delta.)
You did know, Christian, that Scripture has a worldview inherent within its text that . . . uh . . . didnt get there by accident, and you dont get to vote on, and which you do not need an Ovaltine decoder ring or a Windtalker to unscramble. Yep, the Christian worldview aint foggy and is definitely not liberal. Matter of fact, on pretty much every issue it rubs up against it comes out conservativeand on some issues hard-edge conservative.
So, my lost liberal brethren, if youre feeling frisky and youre open and brave, Ive got a book youve got to read after you finish reading The Audacity of Hype for the fourth time. Its by David Klinghoffer and is titled How Would God Vote? Why the Bible Commands You to Be a Conservative. Check it out, but dont let your friends see you do it. It could cost you some buddies . . .
Thanks! Added the book to my library reserve list. Of course, since I live in a Liberal Mecca, I’m the only one that wanted to borrow the ONE copy they have of the book, LOL!
mark
I’d MUCH rather he name names as he’ll expose them for the utter hypocrites they are.
TD Jakes being one. Who said Obama gives him goose bumps. That was the exact moment my husband and I declared we’ll never watch him on TV again and we haven’t. And we won’t.
if you liked benny hinn, you’re gonna love barack obama.
I think I'll check out my local Barnes & Noble to see if they have it. It's always fun to cause discomfiture in a bookseller as you buy one of these great conservative books.
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