Posted on 07/14/2008 3:29:56 PM PDT by DallasBiff
“You fogot the “Hu-man Resource department.
Hu-MANkind. What happened to the mail-MAN?”
Please, one cultural language disaster at a time, OK, Pal . . . er, Creature-type Thing! (It’s hard to keep up . . )
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING:
Unqualified Affirmative Action Hirelings Ahead
Caution - Females Leaning On Shovels
Your Tax Dollars Not At Work
Men Working (Others Just Watching The Clock)
“What I never understood is that these feminists who seem to loathe men so much always have their faces made up with a half-inch of make-up, which makes me wonder — why?”
Well, if the makeup fell off, you’d gag. What’s that old saying, “Her looks could knock a buzzard off a $hit wagon! Make a train take a dirt road!” . . . you know the rest!
I have been informed that the term “black coffee” is considered offensive to some people.
To placate those people, the preferred term is “coffee au naturelle”.
Some things sound so silly that you can’t believe that people believe these things.
Hate to be too nasty, but the only time I see women at a construction site, they’re either standing there watching others work, or they’re holding those “SLOW/STOP” signs. Never seen one with a shovel or anything in the shovel ever.
Would love to make what they make per/hour though! Ah, gender-equality . . .
“Some things sound so silly that you can’t believe that people believe these things.”
Hey, they have changed “religious” to “faith-based” (makes me gag), “homosexual” to “gay,” “God” to “Intelligent Design,” “Baby” to “Tissue mass (or my favorite, “Obligate Parasite”). . . so nothing at all surprises me.
Michael Medved had this woman on his show today. Every woman caller, and all but one man (and I use that term lightly), called in to tell her this whole thing is so trivial, it is ridiculous and an insult to women. Many criticized her for not mentioning and exalting motherhood as an honorable career choice for women. So many did so that Good complained about the number of critical calls to Medved. She came across a prissy, insincere busy body.
Btw, she wants all stick figures that look like men on those “Walk/Don’t Walk” electronic signs to be changed to look like women. She thinks that would be a good idea. “I am woman, hear me roar...”.
And what about wo-MAN? Yikes, a serious problem with our language!
womanhole cover?
Come on now....sometimes I see the girl road workers sweeping.
Note to Cynthia Good,
Get a real job; one that actually contributes to the economy and society. Being a whiny busybody does not count.
Call it continued wussification of a once great Nation.
Call it cultural gutting and nullification.
“Caution: Open Personhole.”
I think that picture is from Personhattan.
Sign should read:
CAUTION WORKERS AHEAD THEY MIGHT BE MEN OR WOMEN, COULD BE GAY OR BLACK OR EVEN ILLEGAL ALIEN, THEY MIGHT NOT BE WORKING THEY COULD JUST BE STANDING THERE DOING NOTHING. THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN BE THERE SOMEONE MIGHT NOT HAVE REMOVED THIS DUMB *** SIGN BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO WORRIED ABOUT HOW POLITICALLY CORRECT THE HOLE IN THE GROUND WOULD LOOK AFTER REMOVING IT.
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