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U.S. Government is new Bank of America
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Posted on 07/14/2008 7:46:03 PM PDT by quesney

Big Business: The US Government is the New Bank of America Government as the Big Lender

Massive new US bank formed: Gosbank USA

By PETER S. GOODMAN

For millions of Americans, the government has morphed from lender of last resort into effectively the only lender.

Today the GSEs Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac merged with the Federal Reserve Bank, the US Treasury Department, Goldman Sachs, Citigroup and JP Morgan Chase to form Gosbank USA

Capping a year of crisis in the credit markets and global financial system that led to the nationalization of banks in Europe and England, the US today consolidated and merged ownership of the nation’s largest banks under co-chairmen former Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke and former Treasury Secretary and ex-head of investment banking giant Goldman Sachs Henry Paulson. “We made lemons out of lemon-aid and turned a terrible crisis for the US economy and the American people into a golden opportunity to expand the power and reach of the State,” said Paulson in a speech made today from the new headquarters of Gosbank USA on Wall Street, the new administrative center for several recently created US government planning authorities, including Gosfin USA, the State Central Financial Regulatory Authority, and Gosrec USA, the State Central Housing Reconstruction Authority.

The new bank gets its name from the Soviet era Gosbank.

One of the first initiatives for the new bank is to restructure loans made to borrowers during the housing bubble to extend the payment periods from 30 to 100 years under a new federal government loan program called “Debt for Life.”

“We’re reading your email, you work for a company that manufactures weapons or other goods for the government or you will soon enough, and now we’re managing your investments and loaning you the money you need to eat and put a roof over your head. You work in our companies and you live in our houses. It just doesn’t get any better than this,” remarked Paulson.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: economy; fannie; freddie; humor; satire
dark humor, folks...and tomorrow's reality.
1 posted on 07/14/2008 7:46:03 PM PDT by quesney
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To: quesney
It's today's reality - Paulson is one of the more truth-challenged public figures we've seen in recent decades.
2 posted on 07/14/2008 7:52:10 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word." -- Robert Heinlein)
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To: quesney

The thing is ,that this path can’t go anywhere else.


3 posted on 07/14/2008 7:55:41 PM PDT by silentreignofheroes (Old Dogs and Children,and Watermelon Wine.)
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To: quesney

Soooooooo tired of these spoof articles. The authors are unable to make thorough and/or intelligent arguments so they resort to the ad hominem of weak humor and satirical interpretation.

Been there done that...

Scrappleface
The Onion
The Daily Redundancy

Can’t people just put up a website that says, “Me Too”?

(I’m not saying quit posting. I’m just listing my opinion.)


4 posted on 07/14/2008 7:56:38 PM PDT by GulfBreeze (Vote for John McCain along with Tom DeLay, John Cornyn and the majority of conservatives.)
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To: GulfBreeze
Then I'll say it. Quit posting.
5 posted on 07/14/2008 9:00:15 PM PDT by JasonC
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To: quesney

I don’t do business with B of A.


6 posted on 07/14/2008 10:14:24 PM PDT by television is just wrong
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"... into a golden opportunity to expand the power and reach of the State,” said Paulson

So what else is new (may be humor but it's coming).

7 posted on 07/15/2008 12:51:50 AM PDT by roadcat
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To: JasonC

They’ve got a right to post I figure.

I just reckon I’ve got the same right to say I’m tired of the same old stuff. Glad to see someone else agrees.


8 posted on 07/15/2008 6:06:06 AM PDT by GulfBreeze (Vote for John McCain along with Tom DeLay, John Cornyn and the majority of conservatives.)
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