Top Ten Ways to Mock Obama

ExurbanLeague.com ^ | July 16, 2008 | Exurban Jon

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Apparently, late-night hosts are having trouble making fun of presidential candidate Barack Obama. One experienced writer stated, "The thing is, he’s not buffoonish in any way." Cough. The sad thing? That quote wasn't supposed to be ironic.

Hoping to ease the creative burden upon late-night comedy writers, I offer them The Top Ten Ways to Mock Obama!

[Several Photoshops follow...]

[3AngelaD]

All good except that the Chrissie picture should make mention of tingling legs.

[Paladin2]

Throwing folks and previous stances under the bus.

That's not the _____ I knew for the last 20 yr.

Yes we can! (except for all the things we can't because they are unObamaly)

[CJ Wolf]

[Nowhere Man]

Bump for later reading

[subterfuge]

Sorry. Those are just lame.

[Dick Bachert]

Somehow these make ME feel better.

“People get the government they deserve.” Joseph deMaistre.

And when people become THIS freaking STUPID and inattentive to their freedoms, THIS is the candidate they deserve.

1 minute satirical Obama video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR6b-kWncI4

Hurry before some diversity loving (RIGHT!) Obamaniac at YouTube pulls it.

“Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again – and CHANGE. DON’T FORGET CHANGE!”

This is the same phenomenon that gave America Oprah Winfrey. But this is A LOT scarier. All it gave Oprah was tons of money and influence. Obamalamadingdong will have REAL POWER to damage the country in ways about which Winfrey could only dream!

[syriacus]

Very enjoyable.

[3AngelaD]

Okay, the Obama Presidency in Review piece was the FUNNIEST thing I have seen in months. "No, my sickness seemed to have developed some time after our Thanksgiving dinner at the Vice President's home. Our new 'Hope for Healthcare' infrastructure has physicians a bit backed up, but I'm thankful that Vice President Clinton's hand-picked doctor was so quick with her diagnosis. She assures me it's just a minor bug that should clear up any day now. The facial discoloration and pockmarks aren't expected to be permanent..."

[syriacus]

I'm sure the folks on the Left would have no problem making fun of McCain if he were black.

[litehaus]

THANX !!! I needed all those smiles that brought....

[OKIEDOC]

The thing is, he’s not buffoonish in any way.” Cough. The sad thing? That quote wasn't supposed to be ironic.

Comment:

Further proof that brain washed, airhead mind numbed robots do exists.

[DoughtyOne]

All together now, in our best Freddie Mercury voices...

Thump, thump thump! Thump, thump thump!
Thump, thump thump! Thump, thump thump!

Weee will, weee will MOCK YOU...
Weee will, weee will MOCK YOU...

The left wants Obamanation, but the right doesn’t want Obamination.

And now for your afternoon forcast...

The sky will be clouding over. You can expect light showers over the next several months, with lightening and thunder increasing up to the November time frame. Hell and an abomination are certain to follow... chances are 100%.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

The “Obama Presidency in Review” is hilarious.

Good post!

[Mr. Mojo]

Leno takes jabs at McCain regularly, usually about his age and his temper. Fair game. ...BUT, B-HO gets the kid glove treatment, of course.

What ISN'T fair game are Leno's "jokes" about Cheney's heart condition. They're in the worst taste imaginable, in fact. ...and he's been doing it for eight years now. Jokes about Cheney's hunting trips and his behind-the-scenes "evil genius" personality are fair game, but to joke about a man's serious health condition is beyond the pale. I've written to Leno about it to no avail.

[victim soul]

Gosh Freepers, how I needed this great good laugh!!

[karnage]

Bee-yoo-tee-ful!

[KarlInOhio]

I remember the original Michelangelo "Creation of Adam" this was modeled created from. All I can say is that it looks like Je$$e Jack$on got his wish and then some. Ouch!

[misterpotatohead]

Obama is the mulatto Ted Knight, from the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Without a teleprompter he’s ineffectual. But, the media, who are all lemmings and professional readers, admire Obama. Can’t wait for extemperaneous debates.

[misterpotatohead]

Ted Baxter ws the characters name. Ted Knight was the actor. Sorry!

[Condor51]

Top Ten Ways to Mock Obama

Aw geez, what's the experts (joke writers) problem, its easy to mock Obama (Praise be His name).

1. Hey Barry, want to go Bowling?
   
2. Barry doesn't play basketball, he can only 1/2 Jump.
3. Last night Barry got stopped by the cops. But he was let go - he was driving while Only 1/2 black.
   
4. Barry is against Reparations, he'd have to pay himself.
   
5. Barry is going to start campaigning by Train. Yeah... there's no more room under the bus.
   
6. When Barry met Michelle it was love at first sight, a match made in Cuba.
   
7. Of course Barry loves his country. He's going back to Kenya tomorrow.
8. Barry is not the Messiah. He tried walking on water and sank. Luckily his ears kept him afloat.
9. Barry is not an elitist. He eats Grits with his foie de graisse.
   
10. Can you hear me now?
    

Okay, I admit. Some 'ain't' exactly PC, but I don't get paid for this either.