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BREAKING NEWS: Plane Lands Safely!
WSJ's, BEST OF THE WEB TODAY ^ | July 24, 2008 | JAMES TARANTO

Posted on 07/24/2008 2:02:38 PM PDT by coffee260

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1 posted on 07/24/2008 2:02:38 PM PDT by coffee260
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To: coffee260

PHEW!


2 posted on 07/24/2008 2:03:55 PM PDT by thefactor (the innocent shall not suffer nor the guilty go free...)
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To: coffee260

It’s Breaking News when Obama picks his nose.


3 posted on 07/24/2008 2:04:18 PM PDT by SolidWood (Obamarxislamism, the threat to our Republic!)
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To: coffee260

Did they forget to note that I don’t care?

When Bush’s plane lands safely there is no fan fare.


4 posted on 07/24/2008 2:04:18 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: coffee260

Obama Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfogMFL7UJo


5 posted on 07/24/2008 2:04:31 PM PDT by flyfree
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To: coffee260

We interrupt this show to announce that Barack Obama just farted. The fart lasted 2.44482 seconds.


6 posted on 07/24/2008 2:04:52 PM PDT by Kleebo151
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To: coffee260

We now return you to our usual brain-numbing coverage of a planet under attack by the right.


7 posted on 07/24/2008 2:04:55 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE toll-free tip hotline 1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRget!!!)
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To: coffee260

Breaking Wind.


8 posted on 07/24/2008 2:05:43 PM PDT by Constitution Day (This tagline is a Designated Whine-Free Zone)
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To: SolidWood

Or farts.


9 posted on 07/24/2008 2:06:01 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Kleebo151

We interrupt this show to announce that Barack Obama just farted. The fart lasted 2.44482 seconds.


I swear I didn’t see your comment before I posted mine.

Guess great mind think alike.


10 posted on 07/24/2008 2:07:02 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: coffee260
It is an issue to which I often give thought.

11 posted on 07/24/2008 2:09:28 PM PDT by I see my hands (_8(|)
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Obama's plane has landed safely

Thank God, our President is SAFE!

12 posted on 07/24/2008 2:09:33 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: nmh

Liberals are demanding that Glade and Airwick produce such a scent. /s


13 posted on 07/24/2008 2:09:36 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: nmh

haha! Coincidence.


14 posted on 07/24/2008 2:10:28 PM PDT by Kleebo151
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To: coffee260

CNN is in constant Obamargasm 24/7.


15 posted on 07/24/2008 2:10:41 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (ISLAM IS THE SPIRIT OF ANTICHRIST, DIRECTED BY SATAN AND HIS FALLEN MINIONS.)
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To: coffee260
The media reminds me of old SNL Skits.
16 posted on 07/24/2008 2:10:43 PM PDT by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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We interrupt this show to announce that Barack Obama just farted. The fart lasted 2.44482 seconds.... and smelled like sweet lavendar...
17 posted on 07/24/2008 2:10:47 PM PDT by gridlock (IT'S AN OIL ECONOMY, STUPID!.......................................................(FREE LAZAMATAZ!))
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To: coffee260
In other stories, it has been reported that Obama has done several ‘Messianic’ miracles. He has turned wine into urine, walked on a boat in the water, and fed his wife and two children with two loaves of bread and a nice, pan seared Halibut. There is even a rumor that he went to bed, and after three days, rose from the bed.
18 posted on 07/24/2008 2:11:56 PM PDT by mnehring
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Good grief- they really don’t see it, do they...


19 posted on 07/24/2008 2:12:05 PM PDT by SE Mom (Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet)
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To: gridlock

...he then put $3.00 into a carbon credit jar and was very concerned about the number of penguins it (the fart) might have killed.


20 posted on 07/24/2008 2:13:49 PM PDT by 4yearlurker
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