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BREAKING NEWS: Plane Lands Safely!
WSJ's, BEST OF THE WEB TODAY ^ | July 24, 2008 | JAMES TARANTO

Posted on 07/24/2008 2:02:38 PM PDT by coffee260

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1 posted on 07/24/2008 2:02:38 PM PDT by coffee260
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To: coffee260

PHEW!


2 posted on 07/24/2008 2:03:55 PM PDT by thefactor (the innocent shall not suffer nor the guilty go free...)
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To: coffee260

It’s Breaking News when Obama picks his nose.


3 posted on 07/24/2008 2:04:18 PM PDT by SolidWood (Obamarxislamism, the threat to our Republic!)
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To: coffee260

Did they forget to note that I don’t care?

When Bush’s plane lands safely there is no fan fare.


4 posted on 07/24/2008 2:04:18 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: coffee260

Obama Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfogMFL7UJo


5 posted on 07/24/2008 2:04:31 PM PDT by flyfree
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To: coffee260

We interrupt this show to announce that Barack Obama just farted. The fart lasted 2.44482 seconds.


6 posted on 07/24/2008 2:04:52 PM PDT by Kleebo151
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To: coffee260

We now return you to our usual brain-numbing coverage of a planet under attack by the right.


7 posted on 07/24/2008 2:04:55 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE toll-free tip hotline 1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRget!!!)
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To: coffee260

Breaking Wind.


8 posted on 07/24/2008 2:05:43 PM PDT by Constitution Day (This tagline is a Designated Whine-Free Zone)
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To: SolidWood

Or farts.


9 posted on 07/24/2008 2:06:01 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Kleebo151

We interrupt this show to announce that Barack Obama just farted. The fart lasted 2.44482 seconds.


I swear I didn’t see your comment before I posted mine.

Guess great mind think alike.


10 posted on 07/24/2008 2:07:02 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: coffee260
It is an issue to which I often give thought.

11 posted on 07/24/2008 2:09:28 PM PDT by I see my hands (_8(|)
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To: coffee260
Obama's plane has landed safely

Thank God, our President is SAFE!

12 posted on 07/24/2008 2:09:33 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: nmh

Liberals are demanding that Glade and Airwick produce such a scent. /s


13 posted on 07/24/2008 2:09:36 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: nmh

haha! Coincidence.


14 posted on 07/24/2008 2:10:28 PM PDT by Kleebo151
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To: coffee260

CNN is in constant Obamargasm 24/7.


15 posted on 07/24/2008 2:10:41 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (ISLAM IS THE SPIRIT OF ANTICHRIST, DIRECTED BY SATAN AND HIS FALLEN MINIONS.)
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To: coffee260
The media reminds me of old SNL Skits.
16 posted on 07/24/2008 2:10:43 PM PDT by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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To: Kleebo151
We interrupt this show to announce that Barack Obama just farted. The fart lasted 2.44482 seconds.... and smelled like sweet lavendar...
17 posted on 07/24/2008 2:10:47 PM PDT by gridlock (IT'S AN OIL ECONOMY, STUPID!.......................................................(FREE LAZAMATAZ!))
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To: coffee260
In other stories, it has been reported that Obama has done several ‘Messianic’ miracles. He has turned wine into urine, walked on a boat in the water, and fed his wife and two children with two loaves of bread and a nice, pan seared Halibut. There is even a rumor that he went to bed, and after three days, rose from the bed.
18 posted on 07/24/2008 2:11:56 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: coffee260

Good grief- they really don’t see it, do they...


19 posted on 07/24/2008 2:12:05 PM PDT by SE Mom (Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet)
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To: gridlock

...he then put $3.00 into a carbon credit jar and was very concerned about the number of penguins it (the fart) might have killed.


20 posted on 07/24/2008 2:13:49 PM PDT by 4yearlurker
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To: mnehrling

...but what about the arugula?!


21 posted on 07/24/2008 2:14:11 PM PDT by Overtaxed (Carbon dioxide...make it for the trees.)
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To: coffee260

“.... lands safely”. For a moment there, I couldn’t breathe.


22 posted on 07/24/2008 2:14:15 PM PDT by Melinda
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To: mnehrling
In other stories, it has been reported that Obama has done several ‘Messianic’ miracles. He has turned wine into urine, walked on a boat in the water, and fed his wife and two children with two loaves of bread and a nice, pan seared Halibut. There is even a rumor that he went to bed, and after three days, rose from the bed.

What about making the blind hear, the deaf walk and the dead vote?

23 posted on 07/24/2008 2:14:53 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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24 posted on 07/24/2008 2:15:56 PM PDT by littlehouse36 (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable - JFK)
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To: coffee260
Bill and Hillary's crew did not have enough time to accomplish their mission. I guess they did not know the osama obama crowd would have more security than Ron Brown did. Do not worry, they will try again.
25 posted on 07/24/2008 2:16:57 PM PDT by John D
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To: coffee260
This is really silly.

However, while at a grocery check-out I notice a tabloid with the 'breaking news' banner declaring an attempt on Obambi's life - his plane (recall that it took a month to refurbish it and remove the American flag from the tail of the plane) had been sabotaged.

I didn't read anything about it here on FR so I figured it was nothing - it was a tabloid, after all

But maybe the press WAS aware of it and chose not to report it, and so they know there is a reason to be relieved that his plane landed safely.

Just a thought...

26 posted on 07/24/2008 2:17:53 PM PDT by the anti-liberal (Write in: Fred Thompson)
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To: N. Theknow

I’m holding out till he raises someone from the dead


27 posted on 07/24/2008 2:17:56 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Election '08, the year McCain defined the word "dilemma")
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To: coffee260
I honestly didn't think I could dislike or not trust anyone more than Hillary as a presidential candidate but Obama has taken the lead.....
28 posted on 07/24/2008 2:19:25 PM PDT by Kimmers
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To: Las Vegas Ron

Gaaaadz the world has gone mad!!


29 posted on 07/24/2008 2:20:16 PM PDT by Cheryllynn
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To: John D

This crap can’t be playing well with your average voter. American elect their leader. We don’t anoint or coronate them.

I predict the more the media does this crap the more voters get turned off.


30 posted on 07/24/2008 2:20:20 PM PDT by Truth is a Weapon (Truth, it hurts soooo good!)
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To: Kleebo151

So...was it a single tone, multi-note or an SBD? You need to get with the program here!


31 posted on 07/24/2008 2:23:05 PM PDT by Doohickey (SSN: One ship, one crew, one screw.)
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To: SolidWood

32 posted on 07/24/2008 2:24:26 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Truth is a Weapon
I predict the more the media does this crap the more voters get turned off.

There may be an interesting twist coming. There is one storyline that the media seems to like more than the 'underdog' template, that is the 'fallen hero' template. They love to build people up just to bring them down.

33 posted on 07/24/2008 2:27:50 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Doohickey

I was chuggin’ some beers with my neighbor yesterday. His wife’s a super lib. I worked up a good beer belch, and burped out his name, “Borat Obammy.” Booger woulda been proud! Neighbor’s wife was pi$$ed!


34 posted on 07/24/2008 2:33:12 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: coffee260

I was hoping otherwise.


35 posted on 07/24/2008 2:34:25 PM PDT by dforest (I had almost forgotten that McCain is the nominee. Too bad I was reminded.)
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To: indylindy

I guess we’re watching every pot this man pisses in.


36 posted on 07/24/2008 2:35:44 PM PDT by Cheryllynn
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To: gridlock

“We interrupt this show to announce that Barack Obama just farted. The fart lasted 2.44482 seconds.... and smelled like sweet lavendar...”

Yes Sireee:
Change they can believe in.


37 posted on 07/24/2008 2:36:03 PM PDT by AlphaOneAlpha
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To: SE Mom
"Good grief- they really don’t see it, do they..."

No, they do not see it. It is like a mental illness.
38 posted on 07/24/2008 2:36:50 PM PDT by GoldMan (Never try to rationalize an irrational mind............)
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL! Excellent.


39 posted on 07/24/2008 2:36:56 PM PDT by agere_contra
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To: coffee260

More plane problems for Obama?

His plane had to make an emergency landing in St. Louis a couple of weeks ago.

hmmmmm


40 posted on 07/24/2008 2:38:21 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: mnehrling
There may be an interesting twist coming.....

Funny you should say that. I watched him with Malikai (sp) the other night and he actually directed him to sit down, taking control as a guest!!

Rude, arrogant, pompous? I can't even come up with the right word

I do think he is going to turn off a lot of people though. Wouldn't it be interesting to see the LSM turn on him? LMAO

41 posted on 07/24/2008 2:39:05 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Election '08, the year McCain defined the word "dilemma")
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To: coffee260

In further news Obama scratched his nose, coughed, sneezed, and casually stepped on the fingers of one reporter who was groveling at his feet. The Obama-worshipping press duly noted every action and thought to themselves that no one could do those various functions better than the Lord High Obama.


42 posted on 07/24/2008 2:39:41 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: AlphaOneAlpha

Yes Sireee:
Change they can believe in

LOL!!!


43 posted on 07/24/2008 2:43:11 PM PDT by Cheryllynn
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To: Roscoe Karns

lol

‘Oh, that’s just God. He thinks he’s Bob Dylan’.


44 posted on 07/24/2008 2:43:25 PM PDT by txhurl
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To: coffee260

BREAKING NEWS!!

We interrupt our regular programming to inform you that our eager reporters are on the lookout for any indication that the Obamessiah is about to walk on water!

We are certain that it will happen, any day now, and we pledge to you our loyal audience that we will be quick to report such important news the moment it happens.

Now back to you, Larry!


45 posted on 07/24/2008 2:52:46 PM PDT by Enchante (OBAMESSIAH: "Pay no attention to that pitiful little man behind the curtain!")
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To: TomGuy
His plane had to make an emergency landing in St. Louis a couple of weeks ago.


46 posted on 07/24/2008 2:55:27 PM PDT by Miss Didi ("Good heavens, woman, this is a war not a garden party!" Dr. Meade, Gone with the Wind)
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To: Cheryllynn

I ain’t watching the pot. I am watching the drain to make sure Barry goes down it.


47 posted on 07/24/2008 3:12:22 PM PDT by dforest (I had almost forgotten that McCain is the nominee. Too bad I was reminded.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

I imagine that the Obamabots would be lined up around the block to buy that.


48 posted on 07/24/2008 3:19:10 PM PDT by Corporate Law (<>< - Xavier Basketball, Perennial Slayer of #1 Ranked Teams)
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To: coffee260

Damn, shame.


49 posted on 07/24/2008 3:20:11 PM PDT by dforest (I had almost forgotten that McCain is the nominee. Too bad I was reminded.)
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To: Las Vegas Ron
I’m holding out till he raises someone from the dead

You mean when Hillary somehow becomes the Dim nominee this summer? I still think that corpse is coming back to life somehow.
50 posted on 07/24/2008 3:52:18 PM PDT by rickomatic
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