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He ventured forth to bring light to the world
Tines on UK ^ | 7/24/08 | Gerard Baker

Posted on 07/24/2008 6:34:08 PM PDT by Laverne

The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers.

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One. And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.”

(Excerpt) Read more at timesonline.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: antiamerica; antiamerican; antimilitary; bo; democrat; democrats; messiah; obama; obamasbigadventure; sisepuede
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This is must read, laugh out loud stuff.
1 posted on 07/24/2008 6:34:09 PM PDT by Laverne
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To: Laverne

I have not really been keeping up on this, but are some of the foreign press making fun of Obama in any way? That would be funn.y


2 posted on 07/24/2008 6:38:49 PM PDT by freeplancer
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To: Laverne

funny!

now if a brit paper sees through the anointed one,

what’s that tell you?


3 posted on 07/24/2008 6:38:56 PM PDT by ken21 (people die and you never hear from them again.)
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To: Laverne
From the website of S.C. Sen. Kevin Byrant
4 posted on 07/24/2008 6:40:29 PM PDT by ASA Vet
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To: ken21

Some of the funny part, but truly the whole thing is a laugh fest:

And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.


5 posted on 07/24/2008 6:42:17 PM PDT by Laverne
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To: Laverne

* Speeches in stadiums filled with mesmerized, adoring audiences - Check
* An uninspiring background before meteoric rise - Check
* Creates his own new symbols of power - Check
* Associates with racists, hatemongers and violent radicals - Check
* A propaganda machine willing to show him only in the best possible light - Check
* Uses, “glorious leader” style Agitprop posters common in totalitarian nations - Check (see German campaign poster for example)
* Wants Secret Police force - Check
* Somebody powerful people think they can control - Check
* Often dismissed as a light-weight by his opponents - Check
* Seeks to replace God with the State - Check
* People adopting his name as their own - Check
* Inspires adoration art - Check
* Appropriates symbols of past German glory - Check
* Never plans on giving up power - Check (Obama to be president for the next “eight to 10 years”)
* A narcissistic megalomaniac - Check
* Brazenly Takes credit for other people’s accomplishments - Check
* Wants to build “youth” movement through State service - Check
* Acts as if in power before he is - Check
* Some followers believe him to be divine - Check

Frightened yet?


6 posted on 07/24/2008 6:46:01 PM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia
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To: Laverne

it’s well-written, lively and fun.

i liked the “tribe of media” , a good pun.


7 posted on 07/24/2008 6:46:09 PM PDT by ken21 (people die and you never hear from them again.)
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To: Laverne

Thanks. It was great!


8 posted on 07/24/2008 6:46:26 PM PDT by freemama
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To: Laverne

This is a real hoot. Copied the article and sent it off to a number of like-minded friends. Thanks for posting it.


9 posted on 07/24/2008 6:46:32 PM PDT by surely_you_jest ( Obamarrhoids are a pain in the ass . . . .)
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To: Laverne
And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

Now that's funny!!!

10 posted on 07/24/2008 6:48:26 PM PDT by dawn53
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To: Laverne

i think al obama’s going to implode after labor day.


11 posted on 07/24/2008 6:52:45 PM PDT by ken21 (people die and you never hear from them again.)
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To: Laverne

I just sent it to my list. Definitely a hoot. Still a bit of sanity left in Merrie Olde England?


12 posted on 07/24/2008 6:54:03 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

bookmark


13 posted on 07/24/2008 6:55:33 PM PDT by southland (Matt. 24:6 , By their fruits ye will know them, Matt 7:16, 7:20 ,typical white guy)
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To: Laverne

Funny stuff. Thanks!


14 posted on 07/24/2008 6:59:18 PM PDT by TheWasteLand
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To: Laverne

Word for the day: “presumptuous.” It’s the new “gravitas”!

http://www.pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/archives2/022104.php


15 posted on 07/24/2008 7:00:02 PM PDT by flyfree
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To: Laverne

Comment on the thread was by some Leftist Limey about how Baraq Husayn is just a politician and shoudln’t be taken seriously.

Comment after that was, “Did Chamberlain listen? Still rebuilding parts of London?”


16 posted on 07/24/2008 7:00:45 PM PDT by Old Sarge (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: Cicero

Certainly something like this would never appear in the US papers; I enjoyed it and thought others here would as well. I saved it to send to some folks also. Really made me laugh which was sorely needed after the media love fest we are watching over the chosen one.


17 posted on 07/24/2008 7:01:05 PM PDT by Laverne
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To: Laverne

While watching this lollipop with ears blather away in front of the Gate, all I could think was who the hell did he think he was. I HAD been in a bad mood all day...until reading this. Hilarious! I feel much better- thanks!


18 posted on 07/24/2008 7:02:50 PM PDT by 13Sisters76 ("It is amazing how many people mistake a certain hip snideness for sophistication. " Thos. Sowell)
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To: Laverne

I always thought that there would be quite a few Brits who wouldn’t fall for this nonsense. Now what we need is a good Gilbert & Sullivan-type operetta to make fun of the Obama’s overblown, Wagnerian-like pronouncements.


19 posted on 07/24/2008 7:04:09 PM PDT by BusterBear
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To: Laverne; ExTexasRedhead; whatisthetruth

“King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites. “

The book of the oba-messiah

Darn funny and a little too close to the truth.


20 posted on 07/24/2008 7:05:55 PM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right)
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