Posted on 07/25/2008 8:44:12 AM PDT by Crimson Elephant
called Democrats on the FCC communists
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Democrats are communists! It can’t be said often enough.
that’s funny!
he didn’t notice until they took him off the air.
He supported Al D'Amato, Christie Whitman, Rudy Guiliani, George Pataki, Grandpa Al Lewis, Hillary Clinton, himself for governor as a libertarian, Al Gore, John Kerry...
It's all about the benjamins.
He did support Christie Whitman.
...and Howard Stern is my belweather? The guy who humiliates women on his show in breathtaking ways and takes great delight in being as offensive as possible on every topic? Thanks, I’ll pass.
Colonel, USAFR
Democrats are full of love and kumbaya for socialism and their socialist masters - until it affects them personally.
Communism/fascism/collectivism are great to libertine leftists,
as long as it isn’t THEIR freedom or THEIR property that is being compromised to the collective.
Howard is like 55ish he should have come to his senses after/during Carter.
His ox was gored.
Hmmm. Another liberal that got mugged, I see. Maybe he’ll join Mancow and a scant few others in the broadcast biz to wake up the kiddies of the world to Barack “Ich Bin Ein Empty Suit” Obamination and his TRUE agenda.
Bill Clinton on Howard Stern
HOWARD: (Pfffft)
Two-twelve!
Get the mike by his butt, Baba Booey, you idiot
(braaaap)
Two-thirteen!
(fwwaaarp)
.Two-fourteen!
Time! Two hundred and fourteen farts in two minutes. Thats great.
JACKIE: Twelve short of the record, though.
ROBIN: Not bad, but not good enough.
HOWARD: Yeah, nice try, Mike King of All Flatulence, but youre still a loser. Gary, give him a Dial-A-Mattress or something for trying. Now get out of here! I have a real guest coming in. Robin, does this shirt look good? This is definitely going to be on the CBS Show, and I want to look handsome.
JACKIE: Ya gotta long way to go.
HOWARD: Shut the hell up, you fat bastard! Dont try to sabotage me on this very important day. The former president of the United States is going to sit in with us for the news. Hey Robin, try to be your sexiest today - you know the President is single these days. Tell him about the three inputs.
ROBIN: Shut up, Howard, here he comes.
HOWARD: Fred, turn on the presidential music, you Martian! Mr. President, sit over here! Where are you going?
JACKIE: Oh! Not on my mike!!
(Phwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaappppp!!)
HOWARD: Mr. President!! Get on the microphone. That was great!! Robin, the president just farted on my show!
CLINTON: Ive been holding that one in for ten minutes in the green room! Nearly busted my gut. How ya doin Howard? Im thrilled to be here.
HOWARD: Were thrilled to have you here. Youre the first ex-president weve ever had on our show. And probably the last. What are you doing slumming on this show?
CLINTON: Well, Howard, Im not running for political office ever again. Ive decided that I can finally just act like myself now. Your show seemed like the best place to start. Ive spent my whole life living a lie so I could get elected. Now, its just me, Bubba.
ROBIN: Are you admitting that you were less than honest with the American people, just to get a few extra votes?
CLINTON: C'mon Robin, are you naïve? I would have sucked Janet Renos dick to get a few extra votes!
HOWARD: Mr. President! I was too slow with the beep. You cant talk like that on the air, the FCC will crucify me! Hey, why didnt you get the FCC off my back before you left office?
CLINTON: I meant to Howard. I had all these last minute things that I was going to do in my final months. But with all those indictments breaking up my inner circle, I had to resign a little early. That way I could get Al to pardon me before they throw him out, too. Sorry, but I dont think George Juniors gonna do anything with the FCC for you.
HOWARD: Im screwed again, Robin.
ROBIN: We never get any breaks. Im amazed that the presidents being so honest with us today. Are you open to talking about everything, Mr. President?
CLINTON: Call me Bill. Yeah, everything's on the table. Ask away.
ROBIN: Well Bill, there are those who believe that you had people murdered to get and hold onto your power. Did you have anything to do with the death of Vince Foster?
CLINTON: No comment on that one.
ROBIN: What about Jim McDougal?
CLINTON: No comment there, either.
ROBIN: Those kids in the Starbucks coffee shop?
CLINTON: Actually, Robin, I really didnt have anything to do with that one. It just worked out well for me on its own.
ROBIN: What about Ron Brown?
CLINTON: No comment.
HOWARD: Robin, this is my show. That stuffs boring, lets ask the important questions. Mr. President, which way does your penis bend?
CLINTON: To the left. You wanna see it?
HOWARD: Of course! Jackie, Fred, Robin, were gonna see the Presidential penis! Ooooh hoooo, Saturday Night Live doesnt have a chance this week!!
CLINTON: Youre not gonna sue me now are you? I dont want to go through that again!
HOWARD: Of course not. Ahh! There it is!! The presidential penis! Oh, the stories it could tell.
ROBIN: Its not very big, though.
CLINTON: Come here, my little chocolate cupcake. Its big enough - if you know what youre doing. Im still a legend in Arkansas.
ROBIN: Well it didnt keep Hillary around once you left office.
CLINTON: Yeah, well it wasnt enough like a vagina, if you know what I mean.
HOWARD: Are you saying what I think youre saying?
CLINTON: Im not saying anything about that. Shes the one with the FBI files. She knows where the bodies are buried
so to speak
hehe
I gotta be more careful. Let me put this thing away.
ROBIN: Well, were you ever intimidated by her legendary intelligence?
CLINTON: Are you on crack?! She spouts nothing but liberal platitudes and pabulum. Just once, I wish that cow had a thought as deep as her footprints!
HOWARD: Ouch. So you guys werent sleeping together then, were you?
CLINTON: Did you see those cankles on her? Please, I wouldnt bang her with your dick.
ROBIN: What are cankles?
CLINTON: Robin, how can you not know that? Youre a newswoman, for godssake. When a womans calves and ankles are so fat that they just become one thick mass, shes got cankles.
JACKIE: Thats as old as the hills Robin, where've you been?
HOWARD: Shut up, Jackie, the president doesnt want to hear from you. Anyway Robin, lets start the news while the presidents still here.
ROBIN: Well lets start with Kosovo. The AP wire is reporting that 60,000 NATO troops are still hunkered down in Pec, absorbing heavy casualties. A 90,000 man reinforcement force is bogged down in Prizen, apparently hemmed in by a small band of Serbian irregulars armed with chemical weapons supplied by Russia.
CLINTON: Well, let me just say that my prayers go out to those soldiers. The blood they spill will eventually make the world a better place for all our children. For this, I, and the whole country, are eternally grateful.
HOWARD: Wow! That was so cool. You really sounded sincere.
CLINTON: Thanks, its a gift. I can turn it on and off anytime I want. Wanna see me cry? Time me.
HOWARD: OK
one mississippi
two mississippi
there it is! Two mississippi and your tears are on your cheek. I had to use onions to cry in my movie. What else is in the news Robin?
ROBIN: Well the fighting between Greece and Turkey has intensified since last weeks assassination of Greek Premier Costas Simitis. Turkish forces have established a beach head on Greeces west coast, but Greece is threatening to use biological weapons to drive them back into the sea. Meanwhile, Bulgaria has used the escalation of the Balkan War as a pretext to annex Macedonia. The Macedonian resistance has released data on their tactical nuclear arsenal, in an attempt to intimidate the Bulgarians into leaving.
CLINTON: Oops. Thank god for term limits!! Juniors sure got his hands full.
HOWARD: Enough Balkan stuff. What about that rape? Did you do it?
CLINTON: My lawyer has advised me to continue to deny it, unless she shows up with some evidence. So, no, I did not rape that woman.
HOWARD: Besides, you wouldn't have raped her if she had just said "Yes".
CLINTON: Of course not, but she...Hey! Cut that out. I did not rape that woman...ya think anyones buying it?
HOWARD: Nah, what about Paula Jones? You did show her your penis, didnt you?
CLINTON: Of course. Shes got her money, now, so what the hell, Ill admit it. I was just looking for a little strange.
HOWARD: Whats the big deal? You were governor. She should have done it for the good of her state. And Willey coulda put out, too. Its supposed to be an honor when the president hits on you.
CLINTON: Thats exactly right. Willey was a big crybaby. I gave her boobs a little squeeze, is all. Big deal.
ROBIN: On the domestic front, the Senate hearing on Chinese espionage have determined beyond the shadow of a doubt that Chinese military money was given to Democratic Party in exchange for nuclear weapons technology.
CLINTON: I'd do it again, if I had to. I might have lost the election otherwise!
ROBIN: Well, the Republicans in the Senate, in the interest of maintaining an appearance of bipartisanship, have offered up a proposal for consideration. Their bill proposes that the two parties divvy up the country's remaining nuclear secrets, and then each would be free to sell their share to the highest bidder.
CLINTON: Hey do you guys want to go to Scores this afternoon? I am definitely in the mood for some strippers.
HOWARD: Absolutely! Baba Booey, you idiot, call Lonnie and tell him we're having a presidential party this afternoon.
CLINTON: Hey, you got any bucks I can borrow?
HOWARD: Don't worry, Lonnie will give us tons of funny money and the drinks are free.
CLINTON: Man, I chose the wrong line of work.
HOWARD: What's the matter, are you short of money?
CLINTON: Nah, I just got cash flow problems. I converted all my Chinese money into gold bricks, and deposited the stuff I siphoned off the defense budget overseas. It's a little tough to get at quickly. It's billions, though.
BABA BOOEY: Howard, the president's people say he has to get going now.
HOWARD: Where are you going in such a hurry?
CLINTON: I gotta go do Regis and Kathie Lee next.
HOWARD: Are you gonna bang Kathie Lee?
CLINTON: Im sure gonna try. Franks a wrinkled old prune. Im sure that little wench needs a good bang.
HOWARD: Of course she does, shes a frustrated firecracker. So we'll see you at Scores later today.
CLINTON: Wouldn't miss it! Kathie Lee's probably a long shot.
HOWARD: Don't be so sure, Mr. President. You have to come back, I have so much more to ask you. Hey! Did you ever do Eleanor Mondale and Markie Post?
CLINTON: I gotta run, Howard.
JACKIE: That's a yes!!
THE END
Did I say that?
No.
It was posted as an interesting topic with no opinion from me whatsoever.
Even the blind pig occasionally finds the acorn...
I distinctly recall him saying that the images of the Twin Towers being hit and coming down should be broadcast at the end of the news every night by every network, so important was the need to remind the people of what they were up against.
Then suddenly, on his return from vacation in the months before the '04 election, he became a rabid Democrat suffering a serious case of BDS. He was vile. He was often apoplectic. He spouted lie, after lie, after lie. He was a totally different person.
I asked a friend who is connected to some conservative media types what happened and he explained to me that Al Franken had gotten to him while vacationing in the Virgin Islands or some such place and convinced him of the "truth" of the Bush administration. That's probably just conjecture on someone's part. Who knows?
I didn't follow him to satellite and I still don't plan to. However, I'm curious if his "conversion" is genuine.
Oh, and "baba-booey" to y'all."
This is the sign of a shallow selfish person. A specific ruling hurts him so he changes sides again. He cares Nothing about the countries policies as a whole.....which is a true patriot.
Howard ran out of Vaseline ... getting continually screwed by the democrats at your back starts to hurt don’tchaknow.
I agree. I wouldn’t bank or anything Stern says or does. His only talent is in making himself fabulously wealthy while making toilet noises, oogling lesbians, and embarrasing his guests. Great work if you can get it.
He claimed he hated the GOP because they voted for the Decency in Media act. He completely ignored the fact that 99 Senators, including John Kerry voted for it. It didn't matter, because Al Franken set him straight. His politics have always been as maleable as Silly Putty, still are.
Whoever gave Howard that Al Franken book ruined him as surely as the jerk who gave Bruce Springsteen the John Steinbeck books and Woodie Guthrie albums.
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